“Double date, bitch,” Alice said handing me a plum mini dress before she walked over to her bed. “And they’re f-ucking hot.”
I rolled my eyes as I let my foot jerk up and down from resting on my knee while I play with my teddy bear. I named her Ally-bear because Al got her for me freshman year and I couldn’t give her up over the years. “We did this last week and the sex wasn’t even that good,” I said. I just laid there and faked it for the whole five minutes.
“Trust me. The sex will be amazing. These guys are twenty-four. That’s the perfect age,” she said winking at me.
I laughed and sat up on my elbows. Our dorm room is small but it’s perfect for us. Alice is on one side, me on the other. Our desks are pushed side by side because when they were back to back, we didn’t get any work done. We would always turn around and end up talking about parties to crash. At least now, we just glance sideways and we know what the other is thinking.
“Ali, just because they’re twenty-four, doesn’t mean they’ll have a huge cock,” I deadpanned.
Alice threw a purple skittle at me while saying, “Don’t jinx it. I need to get fucked hard and a little four incher isn’t going to satisfy me.”
I agree to that.
“Name?” I asked.
“Uh, you have Jared and I have Kenneth. I think. I don’t know. You get the shorter one,” she said, winking.
“You don’t know their names?” I asked, tilting my head to the side.
“I just met them.” What? “Names weren’t important when I tried to see what they’re packing.”
“This is going to be a disaster,” I sighed.
“Just get dressed. We’re meeting them in an hour.” Alice stripped naked and pulled on a tight navy blue mini dress. “Do you want the dorm? I can go back to his place.”
“Uh, I’m not bringing a stranger here. I’ll just f-uck him in the alley or his car or something,” I said. Yeah, I’m classy. And horny.
Alice laughed and started doing her hair.
“I was thinking the bathroom. We’re going to a noisy restaurant so no one would hear a thing,” she said, shaking her ass at me.
I got out of bed and started getting ready.
“Babe, we’re taking a taxi,” Alice called out as I reached for her car keys. “I want to drink tonight.”
“We have class tomorrow so don’t over do it,” I said rolling my eyes. I can tell tonight is going to be a rough one. Alice is the worst drunk.
“Sure, Mom,” Alice said grabbing her wallet.
“What are you doing?” I asked, eyeing her Louis Vuitton wallet. Her very expensive Louis Vuitton wallet that her parents got for her nineteenth birthday. “We’re going to a dump. Don’t bring that.”
“What? I want to look classy,” she said, pouting.
“You’re going to get us mugged.”
“We’ll have two strong men protecting us,” she said in her seductive voice. It’s pointless talking to her when she does that so I sighed and shut my mouth.
The taxi was waiting outside when we got downstairs.
We climbed in and I patiently waited (not my lady parts) to meet these guys.
My eyes shot open and I sat up in bed, gasping for air.
No, I can’t think about it.
Stop it!
Stop thinking about it. Stop thinking about it.