I know exactly what she means.
“Frakhuter!” Straykeer hollers in his alien language as he leaps out of the door of the spaceship. All of the blue guys turn to him as he marches forward with his chest puffed out, looking ferocious and dominant, just like he always says. He’s squeezing the two swords in his hands, glaring from male to male with challenging eyes.
There’s no doubt in my mind that he would kill any one of them or all of them, if they were stupid enough to touch me. It appears that there’s no doubt in their minds either because every single one of them back away from me.
“Kilusy asader muka Mandy!” he yells in a booming voice. It sends warm shivers through my body seeing him so protective over me. I’ll have to repay him for that later.
“Oh,” Rolanda says with a chuckle. “I see you already have your own blue boyfriend.”
My cheeks heat up as I watch Straykeer. He’s still yelling at all of the males.
“Wow,” Rolanda says with a wide smile. “He really likes you.”
“You can understand him?” I ask, shocked.
She turns her head and shows me a black dot behind her ear that looks exactly like the one behind Straykeer’s. “Tin Tom gave me this,” she says. “I can speak over sixty thousand languages.”
“Tin Tom is here?” I whisper, looking back at the village.
“Unfortunately,” Rolanda mutters.
I turn back to Straykeer who has everyone’s attention as he shouts at them. “What is he saying?” I whisper to Rolanda.
“Not much,” she says, with a shrug. “He’s just telling the whole village how he drank from your culip all night and how you sucked his cock.”
“What?” I shout, my cheeks really getting hot now.
Rolanda just laughs. “Now he’s telling them how he bent you over and spread your ass cheeks and-”
“Alright!” I yell. “Straykeer, that’s enough!”
My man stops his boasting and turns to me with wide eyes. “That’s enough,” I mouth to him.
He furrows his brow as he watches me, clearly not understanding why I’m upset.
“Can you take me to see Avery now?” I ask.
“I’ll take you,” Rolanda says, hooking her arm around mine. “Let the boys have their locker room talk. Us girls are even worse.”
“You have a guy too?” I ask as we walk through the tall grass towards the village.
“I sure do,” she says, a wide smile creeping across her face as she turns to look back at the Drandroka who shot the bow and arrow. “His name is Pontuck, and he’s fucking incredible.”
“Oh, good,” I say with a breath of relief. “I thought I was the only freak who would get with a blue alien. I was worried what Avery would think about me.”
“Avery?” she said with a laugh. “That chick is the real freak. Wait until you see what she’s been up to.”
I’m so excited and nervous at the same time as we enter the village and Rolanda guides me into the center. We stop in front of a hill that’s bigger than the others and Rolanda knocks on the door.
“This is the Queen’s palace,” she whispers with a laugh and a roll of her eyes. “Don’t forget to bow or she’ll have your head chopped off.”
“What?” I mutter as the door opens.
“Oh,” I gasp, reflexively taking a step back as my head tilts up. There’s an enormous blue guy standing in the doorway. I thought Straykeer was big but this guy is fucking massive.
“Mandy,” he says, staring at me in shock. My heart stops as he lunges forward and swallows me in a gentle hug. “Welcome home.”
I turn to Rolanda, my eyes overflowing with panic. “Help,” I mouth.
She just laughs. “Mandy, meet Turic. Turic, this is Mandy.”
“Hi, Turic,” I say, patting his rock hard back. “It’s nice to meet you. Can you please let me go now?”
“Turic,” a very familiar voice calls out. “It’s time for my foot massage.”
I wiggle out of Turic’s embrace, my heart hammering with excitement, duck under his arm and jump into the room.
“Hey, Ave-Holy shit! You’re pregnant!” She’s waddling around the room with her stomach sticking straight out like she swallowed a beach ball whole.
“Mandy,” she whispers, her face dropping when she sees me. She covers her mouth as tears stream down her cheeks. “I thought you were-”
She can’t finish the thought. She just stares at me as she sobs.
“You’re not getting rid of me that easily,” I say as I rush over. I try to give her a hug but I can barely reach her with her pregnant stomach between us.
“What happened to you?” I ask, looking down at her stomach. She looks awfully pregnant for someone who has only been here for a few weeks.
“I got knocked up by that guy,” she says, pointing at Turic. He looks so proud as he watches her.
“We can get pregnant?” I ask, my hands sliding over my stomach. What if…
“You slut,” Avery says with a laugh as she smacks my ass. “You got your own sexy blueberry? Where is he? How are his abs?”