Barbarian Box Set: Barbarians of Zandipor Books One, Two and Three

I don’t know who or what a Straykeer is but his meaning is clear. I wrap my arms around his thick neck and slide my legs around his ribs like a little kid getting a piggy back ride.

He leaps to his feet at once and I squeeze his hard body with my thighs as he takes off running. I’m bouncing around like crazy trying to hold on that I don’t notice where we’re running too.

“No,” I gasp in his blue ear. He’s heading straight for a herd of dinosaurs. Each one is bigger than the house that I grew up in and although I think that they’re herbivores, I still don’t want to get caught under one of their car-sized feet.

He circles around them hollering alien words that I don’t understand in deep guttural shouts. “GHYALIST KAKALU IO WERDASTER!” he screams as he waves his swords at the enormous dinosaurs.

“Why are you running at them?” I shout in a panic. “Don’t run at them!”

He keeps shouting louder and louder as he turns and runs straight at them, exactly what I told him not to do. The herd moves away from us in small steps at first but then all hell breaks loose when they all take off in a deafening stampede that sounds like thunder in my ears.

I can feel the vibrations traveling through his blue body into mine and although we’re in a deadly situation, the vibrations still manage to swirl past my stomach and settle between my legs. The fact that my hands are all over hard muscle and that my pussy keeps bouncing up against his taut back may be the cause of my unexpected arousal.

The dinosaurs flee from us over the hill with my new blue horse following them closely behind. He slows to a stop on the crest of the hill and I gasp as I look down at the carnage that they are causing.

The aliens are clicking in terror as they try to get away from the stampede of dinosaurs that are crushing them with their enormous feet.

I cheer as one alien tries to shoot an approaching dinosaur with his laser gun but gets squashed instead.

The dinosaurs are smashing the spaceships as well, stomping them to pancakes under the tremendous weight of their bodies. A few get away, taking to the sky but most get trampled to pieces.

When the last of the dinosaurs hurry off, the scene is horrific and I couldn’t be happier. Very few aliens are left alive and the ones that are, are screaming in pain. All of the ships on the ground are trashed and my heart races in excitement as I study the havoc that my blue friend caused.

“Great job,” I say turning to him. He’s staring up at the sky, his thick jaw clenched tight. I swallow hard as I follow his stunning eyes up. There are still several spaceships in the sky but the biggest one, Emperor Rsordan’s spaceship from the looks of it, is headed straight for us.

Three guns, each the length of a car, slowly extend from under the ship. “Uhm,” I say as they turn and point right at us. “I think we should go.”

I’m staring down the barrel of three cannons and this guy isn’t moving. “Excuse me,” I say, frantically tapping his shoulder. “Go horsey. Hi-yah!”

He just turns and furrows his brow. “Are you ready to mate?”

“I’m ready to leave!” I scream as I see purple light swelling inside each of the three canons.

“Excellent!” he says, and then takes off running back down the hill with me clinging to his back.

I turn just as the canons fire and explode onto the hill leaving a smoking crater where we were standing only a second ago.

That was close but we’re not out of the woods yet. The ship is following us, its cannons filling with purple light once again.

But he’s moving. Blindingly fast.

It almost makes me think that-Wait a second!

His words only register now.

I gulp as I turn and look at his blue face.

Did he say mate?





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The ground around us keeps exploding into hot flaming balls of purple electricity that send up clumps of flying dirt and rocks, but all I can think of is the words said by the blue guy that I’m clutching onto.

Are you ready to mate?

Did he really say that? Maybe I got his words confused with all of the noise.

The spaceship above us shoots a purple laser and my blue friend jumps out of the way just in time. It explodes behind us and a chunk of dirt slams into my back. “Oompf,” I grunt as I get pushed even closer to his shirtless muscular body.

“Are you okay?” he asks as he leaps over a rock and lands as gracefully as a panther. “Stay well. We have a lot of mating to do later.”

Well, I definitely didn’t get that confused.

He wants to mate.

I think of jumping off his back for half a second before I completely dismiss the idea. The ship would either shoot me down immediately or come and pick me up, which would be even worse.

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