Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception

She held up three fingers. Three seconds. Then they were going under. Artemis breathed as deeply as his constricted chest would allow. Two fingers now. Then one.

 

Artemis and Holly let go of their logs and the current sucked them under like spiders down a drain. Artemis fought to hold on to his air, but the buffeting water squeezed it from between his lips. Bubbles spiralled behind them, racing for the surface.

 

The water was not so deep or dark. But it was fast and would not allow many images to stand still long enough to be identified. Hollys face flashed past him, and all Artemis could make out were big, hazel eyes.

 

The whirlpools funnel grew narrower, forcing Holly and Artemis together. They were swept diagonally down in a flurry of bumping torsos and flapping limbs. They pressed their foreheads together, finding some comfort in each others eyes. But it was short lived. Their progress was cut brutally short by a metal grille covering the drainage pipe. They slammed into it, feeling the sharp wire leave indents on their skin.

 

Holly slapped at the grille, then wormed her fingers through the holes. The grille was shiny and new. Fresh weld marks dotted its rim. This was new and everything else was old. Koboi!

 

Something nudged Hollys arm. An aqua tele-pod. It was anchored to the grille by a plastic tie. Opals face filled the small screen sealed inside, and her grin filled most of her face. She was saying something again and again on a short loop. The words were inaudible over the din of sluice and bubble, but the meaning was clear: / beat you again.

 

Holly grabbed the tele-pod, ripping it from its tether.

 

The effort threw her from the slipstream into the relatively calm surrounding waters. Her strength was gone, and she had no option but to go where the river led her. Artemis dragged himself from the flat face of the grille, using the last of his oxygen to kick his legs, just twice.

 

He was free of the whirlpool, floating along after Holly towards a dark mound, further down the river. Air, he thought with keen desperation, / need to breathe. Not soon. Now. If not now, never.

 

Artemis broke the surface mouth-first. His throat was sucking down air before the water cleared. The first breath came back up, laced with fluid, but the second was clear, and the third. Artemis felt the strength flow back into his limbs like mercury in his veins.

 

Holly was safe. Lying on the dark island in the river. Her chest heaved like a bellows and the tele-pod lay beneath her splayed fingers.

 

Uh-huh, said Opal Koboi on-screen. Sooo predictable. She said it over and over, until Artemis struggled from the shallow water, climbed on the mound and found the mute button.

 

I am really starting to dislike her, he panted. She may come to regret little touches like the underwater television, because its things like that which give me the motivation to get out of here.

 

Holly sat up, looking around. They were lying on a mound of rubbish. Artemis guessed that since Opal had welded the grille across the filter pipe, the current swept everything the trolls discarded to this shallow spot. A small island of junk in the river bend. There were disembodied robot heads on the heap, along with battered statues and troll remains. Troll skulls with the thick wedge of forehead bone, and rotting pelts.

 

At least those particular trolls could not eat them. The dangerous trolls had followed them and were working themselves up into a lather again along the banks on both sides. But there was at least six metres of fifteen-centimetre-deep water separating them from the land. They were safe, for the moment.

 

Artemis felt memories attempting to break through to the surface. He was on the verge of remembering everything, he was certain of it. He sat completely still, willing it to happen. Unconnected images flashed behind his eyes: a mountain of gold; green, scaly creatures snorting fireballs; Butler packed in ice. But the images slid from his consciousness like drops of water off a windshield.

 

Holly sat up. Anything?

 

Maybe, said Artemis. Something. Im not sure. Everything is happening so fast. I need time to meditate.

 

Were out of time, said Holly, climbing to the top of the junk pile. Skulls cracked beneath her feet. Look.

 

Artemis turned towards the left bank. One of the trolls had picked up a large rock and raised it above his head.

 

Artemis tried to make himself small. If that rock hit, they would both be gravely injured, at the very least.

 

The troll grunted like a tennis pro serving, spinning the rock into the river. It barely missed the pile, landing with a huge splash in the shallow waters.

 

A poor shot, said Holly.

 

Artemis frowned. I doubt it.

 

A second troll grabbed a missile, and a third. Soon all the brutes were hurling rocks, robot parts, sticks or whatever they could get their hands on towards the rubbish heap. Not one hit the shivering pair huddled on the pile.

 

They keep missing, said Holly. Every one of them.

 

Artemiss bones ached from cold, fear and sustained tension.

 

Theyre not trying to hit us, he said. Theyre building a bridge.

 

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