"I now tempt the horror movie fates by boozing before swimming," Colbie announces before downing a bottle of tequila and falling backwards off the boat.
Frowning, I glance over the side where she disappeared. "Is it worth me asking what the fuck?"
Bodie looks at me with her emotionless eyes, but says nothing.
"There's a lot of love here," I say.
Cracking a smile, Bodie also glances at where her sister now flops around in the water.
"The entire point of our experiment is to see if she'll get attacked by Jason Voorhees. Or piranha or possible a large croc."
"How the hell would piranhas end up in a tiny ass lake like this one?"
"The same way they ended up in that lake in Piranha 3."
Frowning at Bodie, I prepare to ask why she thinks I'd watch such a shitty horror movie. Pausing, I wait for Colbie to climb back in the boat.
"No go," she says, shaking her red hair like a wet dog.
I open my mouth to speak, but pause again when Colbie begins humming with the radio.
"Don't tell me what to do!" she hollers in what I suspect is her version of singing.
"She's awful, I know," Bodie says before grabbing a bottle of tequila. "Let's try this experiment with a non-virgin. Everyone knows virgins don't die until the end of a horror movie."
"Eww, you're a virgin?" Sawyer teases Colbie.
"Yeah. I mean, I got really close once. Like this close," she says, measuring her fingers at about an inch, "but God intervened, and I didn't do the deed."
"Frigid chicks aren't cute," Sawyer mutters, throwing an ice cube at Colbie who shakes her hair again.
"Bodie only did it once."
We look at Bodie finishing her tequila. She shrugs in response to our gazes.
"How was it?" Sawyer asks.
"Disgusting. The guy worried about getting me preggers, so he pulled out and the shit squirted everywhere. I think I still have some of it in my hair."
Laughing despite my better judgment, I watch Bodie jump into the water to tempt the piranha gods.
"So how did the piranha get in the lake?" I ask. "Aliens?"
"Don't be stupid, Jace," Colbie mutters. "It was an earthquake that cracked open an underwater cave thingamajig and freed prehistoric piranhas."
"Duh, right?" Sawyer whispers, giving me a wink.
Relaxing under her warm gaze, I can think of nothing more beautiful than Sawyer's smiles.
Bodie climbs back into the boat. "Nothing."
"How often do you try this experiment?"
"Every month or so."
"What happens if there are piranhas?"
Wrapping a towel around her waist, Bodie glances at the water. "The person gets eaten, and the rest of us laugh."
Laughing again, I focus my gaze on Sawyer downing tequila. Despite her bravado, she's never handled her liquor well. I join her at the back of the boat and take the bottle to finish it.
After slapping me without much effort, Sawyer studies me. Suddenly her hand rests gently on my arm, causing my cock to twitch like a rabid dog.
"Stop," I say to my body, but Sawyer assumes I mean her.
"Don't piss yourself, lush," she grumbles, jumping off the back of the boat.
Colbie leans over and smiles at Sawyer in the water. "If Jason pulls you down, we'll jump in and save you. If it's a super croc, you're on your own."
"I brought the shotgun," Bodie calls out from the grill.
"Oh, cool. I guess we will save you from the super croc, Sawyer."
"Good news. Now is there anything I can do to tempt your horror movie gods?"
"Act slutty."
"Hey, big boy," she says to me. "I want to ride you all night long."
"I'm a little tired for all night. A few hours would be great though."
Sawyer glares at me. "Dickless."
"Oh, it's still attached. Trust me."
Sawyer pretends she's angry, but I see the corners of her mouth curling.
"Hey, in horror movies, don't muscle head guys often die?"
The twins nod in unison. "Jump," they say also in unison, creeping me the hell out.
I do a cannon ball into the lake. The minute I emerge from the water, Sawyer jumps on me, shoving me back down. If she wants to play, I'm game.
Wrestling, we make sure to avoid drowning each other. At some point, I wrap her in my arms, and Sawyer freezes.
"No."
"Your lips say no, but your eyes say hell yeah," I say, laughing as she pushes me off.
Sawyer's laughing too and ends up swallowing water. Her coughing alarms the twins who lean over the side.
"Are you being attacked by a supernatural or horror-like entity?"
"No," Sawyer says in between coughs.
Uninterested now, the twins leave us to splash around. I wrap her again in my arms and kiss her neck. She sighs at my touch before pinching my nipple hard.
"Ow."
"Baby."
"You're so beautiful."
"More beautiful than the twins."
"More than anyone."
"Sure, slut," she mutters, swimming to the boat.
As she climbs up the ladder, I get a great view of her partially bare ass. Yanking up her bikini bottom, she glares down at me.
"Plumber's crack is a great look on you."
"I want to say something right now, but you shouldn't be encouraged."