Aran Alis Egan Malum Agreed. I’ll call her later. She hates us, so we’ll probably have to blackmail her.
John Son of Hades Malum Do whatever it takes.
Orion Malum
Corvus, I’ll get her ready with my tongue for you. My favorite three course meal is Aran’s pussy.
Aran Alis Egan Malum Scorpius don’t you dare come over here with that knife. Use it on John. Even though we have real concerns about your mental state lately, John did tell me secretly that he likes when you stab him.
Orion I just want to say you’re amazing at giving head. Literally, mind-blowing.
John Son of Hades Malum OH MY SUN GOD, Aran, I told you that in confidence! How could you? Is nothing sacred anymore??? We were just talking about how terrifying he is, and then you do that?
I will get you back for this.
Corvus Malum
I’m coming out soon. You better be ready for me Aran because I’m going to do depraved things to you. I’m going to make you come so many times that you forget your name.
It’s taking longer than I expected because I’m trying to find a pink bow for Bessie. Her old one must have fallen off. Aran, do you know where we keep our ribbon?
Luka Son of Hades Malum Who is Bessie?
Aran Alis Egan Malum Corvus, top right bathroom drawer.
Bessie is the three-hundred-pound pig he rescued last week.
Also, she didn’t lose her bow, she ripped it to shreds. I watched her do it.
Orion Malum
Are you guys talking about the BOAR with the foot long tusks that’s been terrorizing the estate???
John Son of Hades Malum That thing is terrifying. It makes me feel scared in my own home.
Scorpius Malum
I’ve been hunting that thing all week, but it keeps evading me. It has a wicked bite.
I recommend using a long-range weapon because stabbing it did not work.
Corvus Malum
SCORPIUS, DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH BESSIE!!!! She is a member of this family and a very sweet girl once you get to know her.
Luka Son of Hades Malum Do female boars have tusks?
John Malum
I just want to bring up the fact that Bessie is a carnivore. I saw her eating a duck last week. Should we be concerned?
Corvus Malum
You probably saw a different pig, John. My Bessie would never do that.
Luka, she is obviously a woman.
Scorpius Malum
Can I hunt the wild boar? Or can I not? I’m confused.
All this talk of bloodshed is making me horny. John, get over here and suck me off.
Aran Alis Egan Malum: Don’t you dare hurt her Scorpius! I swear I won’t talk to you for a month if you harm a single one of the poisonous spikes on her spine.
Corvus Malum
Found the bows. Do you think Bessie will like purple or pink?
I’m coming out now, Aran you better be naked and ready for me.
Luka Son of Hades Malum Corvus, you should hurry up.
Aran and John are giggling and running across the hills.
They said they’re going to go hide behind some trees? Do you want me to chase after them?
Never mind, Scorpius is sprinting after them.
Should we be concerned that he’s pointing a knife at them like a spear as he runs?
Oof looks like he overtook John quickly, and tackled him to the grass.
Yep, he stabbed him.
Aran is still running.
Holy shit, Bessie is running beside her!!!!
Oh no, Aran is trying to pet her.
Bessie does not look like she wants to be touched. Corvus, are her spines projectiles?
Orion Malum
Corvus, get out here, Scorpius is attacking Bessie!!!!
I think your pig is having diarrhea. Corvus, what have you been feeding it???
Wait, now Aran is attacking Scorpius.
Bessie has turned on John.
I can confirm, the spines are projectiles.
Luka Son of Hades Malum Update, John has been hit. Three spines to the ass.
Scorpius is now attacking Bessie with his bare hands.
Corvus Malum
TELL HIM NOT TO HURT BESSIE!!! I’m coming out now!!!!
Luka Son of Hades Malum Too late.
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