Psycho Gods (Cruel Shifterverse #6)



Scorpius, you literally stabbed me in my butt cheek unexpectedly while I was having sex? The unexpected part was the thing that upset me the most.

What I’m confused about is why you don’t try to shank any of your FIVE other mates. It’s just me who gets a knife in the ass when I’m trying to have a special moment with Aran.

To answer the question, I didn’t know it was possible for someone to be as sexually satisfied as I am.

Side note, do you guys think someone is going to arrest me for writing in this? I’m nervous, I don’t think I’d last in a holding cell.



Aran Alis Egan Malum

First, John, it was a major turnoff watching you sob and scream at the ducks to save you while you writhed on the grass with a knife in your ass. It was hard to watch.

Second, aren’t these tied to the underworld prison, the one you literally run?



John Son of Hades Malum

Oh thank the sun god, that’s such a relief.

Next time Scorpius stabs you during sex, I’m going to try to walk away, just like you did to me.



Scorpius Malum

What if I stab her with my cock, will you walk away then? What if I stab my fingers into her pussy? What if I stab my tongue into her asshole? What if I stab gently? What if I stab in quick successive jabs? What if I lick the wound after? What if I bite it?

John, if I stab Aran, you won’t be walking away because I’ll want to stab you too.



Aran Alis Egan Malum

Wow. That is quite a list. Let’s stick with the first option.

John, my feelings are a little hurt that you’d leave me with Scorpius. You know how he is.



Scorpius Malum

What do you mean? What am I???



John Son of Hades Malum

Aran, I said “try” to walk away because we both know that I’d never leave you alone with him unsupervised. Especially not with how violently he attacked me the other day. He’s getting restless and I think we should get him professional help.



Aran Alis Egan Malum

Aw you’re so sweet John. Also, I completely agree. Do you think we should call Dr. Palmer and try to get him an appointment? Last week I caught him threatening Darlene with a butcher knife!



John Son of Hades Malum

Darlene? The sweet old lady who stocks our pantry and brings us cookies each week from the local bakery??? No. He wouldn’t do that.



Aran Alis Egan Malum

He had her pressed against the wall with a knife against her throat because she forgot to stock up on peanut butter cookies! Can you believe that? I gave her his diamond cufflinks as payment for her suffering.



Scorpius Malum

Aran, that better be a joke. Those were my favorite.

Darlene knew I wanted those cookies, and she purposefully didn’t get them. I know she has a vendetta against me. I just need to find a way to prove it.

Also, if either of you say one more word about me, I’m going to paddle you for hours as you scream and beg for my cock.



John Son of Hades Malum

Call Dr. Palmer immediately. I fear for Darlene’s safety.



Luka Son of Hades Malum





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I think you both are being dramatic. Scorpius just has a lot of energy. I think we should visit the Fae realm and help Jinx. She mentioned at our weekly dinner with the shifter legion that she needed help hunting down criminals.

To answer the prompt, my sexual needs are extremely satisfied. Making love to Aran and Orion on horseback last week was amazing. I also loved waking up this morning to Orion sucking on my cock.

Being a part of this family has opened my eyes to so many things. I never imagined I could interact with so many people. It’s better than anything I could have dreamed of.



Corvus Malum

Thank you, Luka for taking this seriously.

I also think we should make a visit to the fae realm, it would do us all good. Aran keeps making me go on thirty-mile morning runs with her and I’m too afraid to tell her that I don’t want to go.

To answer the prompt, my sexual needs are so satisfied that I cried myself to sleep last night because I was so grateful that I get to be mated to all of you. I never could have imagined in my wildest dreams that this would be what my life is like. I thought I’d never find my Revered, and now I have five mates. I’m crying right now thinking about how much I love all of you.



Aran Alis Egan Malum

YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED THE MORNING RUNS?!! What the hell man???

Also, I forgot how funny Corvus was in these journals. You’re the most interesting scary/soft man I’ve ever met in my life, and I love you so much. That being said, I can’t stop laughing right now. Something about the way you cry is so funny to me. I’m sorry, I know it’s rude, but I can’t stop.



Scorpius Malum

Corvus are you actually crying? Is that why you said you had to go to the bathroom?



Orion Malum

For real, man??? You’re such a cutie.



Luka Malum

I don’t know what to say.



John Son of Hades Malum At least I cried because I’d been knifed in the ass. That’s just embarrassing. But also, I understand what you mean Corvus. Sometimes I also get overwhelmed by my love for you guys. I don’t cry, but my chest feels warm and tingly.



Corvus Malum

I held a baby goat yesterday while I sobbed thinking about how much I love you all.

I will not cross this out because I am proud of who I am.



Aran Alis Egan Malum

Is the goat okay? You probably traumatized the poor thing. I mean this with all the love and respect in the world, that is such a Mitch thing to do.



Corvus Malum

Please do not start calling me that name again. It has taken me months to recover emotionally from that hurtful nickname. It makes me self-conscious.



Aran Alis Egan Malum

Mitch.



Scorpius Malum

Mitch.



Orion Malum

Mitch.



John Son of Hades Malum Mitch.



Corvus Malum

Thank you, Luka, for not joining in on their childish gestures. It means a lot that I have at least one mate who will stand by me.



Luka Son of Hades Malum





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Mitch.



Corvus Malum:

My heart hurts.



Aran Alis Egan Malum Stop hiding and come back outside Corvus we miss you!

Please, I’ll give you kisses and massage your head. I know that’s your favorite.



Corvus Malum

Fine, but I want kisses…everywhere.



Aran Alis Egan Malum There he is.

Maybe, if you beg me.



Corvus Malum

We both know that I’m not the one who does the begging in this relationship.

Take your clothes off Aran. I want you naked and open when I come outside, Love of My Life.



Scorpius Malum

Corvus, she’s not taking off her clothes. Do you want me to get her ready for you? I have my knife…



John Son of Hades Malum Aran, I really think we should get Scorpius an appointment with Dr. Palmer soon.

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