‘Nana Lizabeth said we can sleep at her house tonight. She’s taking us to the zoo tomorrow!’
I try to conceal my scowl and match his excitement. ‘Nana Lizabeth lives too far away, and Daddy likes taking you to the zoo.’ I say, throwing him up onto my shoulders and turning back towards the mirror. ‘See how handsome we are?’
‘I know.’ he replies flippantly, making me smile. ‘Nana and pappy live ten minutes away. I timed it on mummy’s phone.’
I’m swiftly reminded that my dear mother-in-law does, in fact, live ten minutes away. The beauty of Newquay couldn’t keep Elizabeth and Joseph away from their grandchildren—or my babies, more to the point. ‘Hey, I was thinking,’ I go for subject change, or distraction tactics—whichever. ‘We should go skiing again.’ I’m speaking in a stupidly over enthusiastic voice, hoping to snare him.
‘We already are.’ His little hands rest on my forehead, covering the frown that’s just jumped into place.
‘We are?’
‘Yes, mummy said so, and she said not to listen to you if you try to put us off our party.’
My shoulders sag, and I make a mental note to deliver on one retribution f**k, the conniving little temptress. ‘Mummy needs daddy’s money to do that.’ I’m shameless.
‘Why don’t you want us to have a party, daddy?’ His little forehead matches mine in the frown department, and I instantly feel like a bag of shit.
‘I do, mate. I just don’t like sharing you.’ I admit.
‘You can play, too.’ He reaches down and kisses my rough cheek. ‘Mummy will be pleased.’
‘Why will she?’ I know why she’ll be pleased. She’s intercepted me. Make that two retribution f**ks—one for her interception and one for her smugness.
‘Because you’ve not shaved.’ He rubs his palm up and down a few times, and I smile at my handsome little man before striding towards the kitchen.
I halt at the doorway and spend a few moments drinking in the sight of my angel, frantically stirring a big mixing bowl of some brown shit, the curve of her perfect arse holding me rapt. Fucking perfect. My little man doesn’t pester me to push onwards. He just sits happily on my shoulders, waiting for his spellbound father to snap back into action. He’s used to me daydreaming, especially when his mother is around. I have no f**king clue what I’ve done to deserve this woman and these beautiful kids, but I won’t be arguing with the destiny Gods.
‘Shit!’ she curses as a blob of chocolate flies up and lands on her olive cheek.
‘Mummy! Watch your mouth!’
She swigs around, armed with a wooden spoon lathered in chocolate and scowls at my grinning face before turning her big brown orbs onto our son. ‘I’m sorry, Jacob.’
My grin widens and her scowl deepens. I’m so smug, and I’ll pay for it later. She can’t play the defiant little temptress with our babies around, and I love it. ‘What you making, baby?’ I ask, lifting Jacob from my shoulders and placing him on a stool. I hand him my phone to play with before heading to the fridge and collecting a jar of Sun-Pat.
‘Peanut butter cups.’ She’s all flustered, but I’m not offering my help. She knows I’m shit at cooking, and I’m not making this easier. Next year, I’m predicting skiing.
I’m behind her, looking down into the bowl, and I’m thinking that I might stick to jars. God bless her, she’s tried a million times, but she’ll never match my mum’s famous peanut butter cups. ‘How many jars of my peanut butter have you wasted on that?’ I ask, pushing myself into her back and not missing the opportunity to feel her neck out with my lips. She smells too good.
‘Two,’ She pushes the bowl away. ‘I want Cathy back.’
I laugh and spin her around, pushing her into the worktop, the wooden spoon waving in my face. I’m firming up, damn it. I can’t help it. I lean in, as I watch her watching me, and lick her cheek clean.
‘Don’t start something you can’t finish, Ward.’ she whispers on a husky, alluring voice. I’m solid now.
Fucking hell!
She pushes me away on a knowing grin. ‘I need to finish. Guests will be arriving.’ She’s smug again, earning herself a third retribution f**k. She knows what she’s doing—she knows there will be no countdowns or trampling with the babies around.
Or baby.
‘Where’s Maddie?’ I discreetly adjust my groin area before facing my baby boy, who’s oblivious to the goings on around him. It’s not unusual to see daddy loving mummy. I’ve had to seriously work on my control, though.