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As Victoria's dream fantasy was ending, the somewhat drunk Brian's real life one had yet to begin as he showered. He washed all the important parts with soap three times and with body wash twice; after drying off, he appeared at the bedroom door sporting a sizeable woody. The thoroughly tipsy Jillian was lying in bed wearing a matching white lace bra and thong panties.
"What took you so long?" she asked.
"I had things to wash."
Jillian grinned and got up on her knees, and he slipped into bed in front of her. She said, "You just lie down on your stomach and relax birthday boy. Let me take care of you."
He exhaled deeply as he lay down flat, his exhausted body melting into the sheets. Jillian spread her legs and pushed her p-ssy into his head as she leaned over and gently worked the muscles in his back. She moved lower to the cheeks of his ass; he spread his legs apart wide and groaned. She moved up and sat on his shoulder blades as she leaned forward and placed tiny kisses along his thighs. He moaned and lifted his ass higher. She glanced between his legs to his erection and full, slightly hairy balls, and then smiled.
"God, you're so cute. I could just eat you up."
"Please do."
She dropped her head to the mattress and then moved her mouth to within a quarter inch of his manhood. She breathed out deeply on it causing him to shudder. Jillian extended her tongue to him and purred loudly as she went to work. She pressed her p-ssy into his back and shimmied her hips while taking a deep breath.
She lifted up and ran her tongue slowly along his shaft until she reached his balls.
"Oh, f*ck," he groaned.
Jillian moved back and forth, slowly licking him as he gripped the sheets tightly with his hands. She took one last trip back and then let her tongue completely circle around his sack over and over again. He spread his legs wider. She slid her tongue gently along his hair-covered perineum, and he stopped breathing all together. Jillian licked him harder, getting lost in the moment until she felt a hair in her mouth. She pulled away and struggled to retrieve the random hair.
Jillian glanced at the back of his balls and the tiny trail of hair that led to his little ass, and while she found it still pretty adorable to look at, she discovered licking it was another story. Victoria had warned her about this possible hair issue, but she decided to give it another try anyway.
She slid back and planted tiny kisses all over his lower back. She moved to the cheeks of his firm ass and kissed them next. He spread his legs wider and lifted his ass higher in anticipation. She stared down at him breathlessly and placed her tongue at his cleft and ran it slowly to his seam.
"Oh, Goddddd," he cried out.
She swirled her tongue around his tight circle until she just couldn't do it any longer. The hair was just too much. She pulled back until her chin was resting on his ass. She covered her finger with saliva and placed it gently on his hole.
"Oh, it feels so good when you lick my ass," he cried out.
She grinned. She didn't want to fool him, but if he thought she was still doing it, well then, that wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. She kept her mouth just an inch from him as she slowly ran a finger masquerading as her tongue gently around his forbidden hole.
"Oh," he cried out again.
Jillian reached down to his penis and took hold off it as she continued with her gentle tonguelike fingering.
"Oh, Jillian."
Less than three minutes later Brian experienced the orgasm of his life. For a long time he lay there panting and struggling to recover until he finally turned over and gave her a dizzied look. Jillian slipped down to her spot, curling up on his chest and said, "Happy birthday."
"That was…amazing."
"You liked it?"
He nodded and then took a deep breath. "Do I need to wait a whole year before you do that again? Maybe we could do it on our wedding night."
Jillian said, "Maybe," as she thought, Do something about the jungle, and I'll think about it.
The next morning Victoria slipped out of the house early and left her guests a note which read:
I actually have food in the refrigerator, so eat whatever you want. I won't be back until after one. Have fun.
Victoria got into her car and sent a text to Jillian to see if she could come over. In her reply, Jillian asked her to come around back and meet her out by the pool since the birthday boy was still asleep. As she started the car, John and Mary approached, walking a dog. They smiled at her and walked up to the car. Victoria rolled the window down. "Hey, you two."
Mary said, "Great party last night. Sorry we had to leave early, but all that male nudity made me want to get to bed early—if you know what I mean."
"I do. I really do," Victoria said and sighed. "Sorry we didn't get much of a chance to talk last night. I was crazy busy."
"So how did that summer class go?" John asked.
"Got an A. I'm looking forward to the fall semester. So, how's the team?"
"We're ranked number five in the country in the preseason polls. Things are looking good, and we're hoping for a major bowl bid this year."
Victoria glanced down to the dog. "I didn't know you had a dog. Did you just get it?"
"No. Mary kind of got custody of it during the divorce, but now were one big happy family again."
They all shared a chuckle. John looked down to the dog as Mary smiled at Victoria. He said, "Mary, you really can't tell she's pregnant. She looks as spry as ever."
Victoria's face dropped. She glanced down to her stomach and then back up to John horrified then asked, "Really how could you tell, I, uh—"
"She began acting strangely so we took her to the vet. He confirmed it."
Victoria shook her head and glanced down to the dog as a smile spread on her face. "Oh, congratulations."
"Thanks. She's a purebred Golden, but we're not quite sure who the father is. We didn't breed her or anything, she just got out one day and, uh…"
Victoria thought, There's a lot of that going around lately!
John smiled at her as he asked, "Hey, do you want one of the little ones when they're born?"
"Oh, God no," she replied with a huge smile. They gave her a horrified dog-lover look, and she tried to repair the damage. "Oh sorry, I'm just not much of a…I've got my hands full at school and everything. No time."
"Well, if you know of anyone, just let us know," Mary said.
Victoria nodded. "I think Brian loves dogs. I'll ask Jillian. Maybe she'll want to get him one as a wedding present or something."
"Okay, great," John replied.
They shared a nod and good-byes, and they were on their way.
Minutes later, Victoria entered the Grayson backyard through the gate and found Jillian sitting at the table drinking tea. Across from her was another steaming mug.
Jillian smiled at her. "Thought you might want some tea."
Victoria sat down and then warmed her hands around the hot cup. "Thanks."
"You want anything to eat?"
"No."
"The party was a hit," Jillian said.
Victoria nodded as she replied, "He was a really good sport."
"He was, almost too good…I wonder if he's planning to get me back somehow?"
"He could never pull it off without a lot of help."
Jillian's eyes widened as she said, "Hey, if he does come to you with some crazy plan, just go along with it and let me know—then we'll really get him good."
Victoria smiled. "Deal." They shared an evil grin.
Jillian said, "Thanks for letting Jim and Caroline stay with you. Things got a little loud around here last night."
Victoria grinned, "So did you…"
Jillian looked away a moment and then pursed her lips as she said, "Sorta. I started and everything was good. I mean he's adorable and everything, but…"
"But what?"
"He's just a little too hairy to, you know."
Victoria gave her a knowing nod, "I thought there might be a problem. I asked him to show me, and he refused. He can be such a baby sometimes."
Jillian narrowed her eyes, "You asked him to show you his ass?" Victoria nodded casually. Jillian said sarcastically, "And he refused. What a shock."
Victoria scowled as she said, "You don't understand. He had just showed me his balls so it seemed like a natural progression to check out the rest."
"Oh." Jillian nodded matter-of-factly and then she took a sip of tea. Her face contorted as she said, "Wait." Victoria gave her a tired look as she prepared for the inquisition. Jillian asked, "He showed you his balls? When?"
"When you forced him to sleep over. The morning after you agreed to marry him."
"Oh, oh…okay, but why?"
Victoria exhaled deeply. "Okay, we were talking about sex, and I think he told me you had put both of his balls in your mouth, under my suggestion, of course." She widened her eyes.
"Of course," Jillian repeated.
"So he told me how much he liked it, and I told him if he wanted more ball attention that he better make sure those boys were hair free." Jillian nodded, and Victoria continued, "Then he reluctantly showed me. You know how shy he can be." They shared another nod. "I told him he was too hairy and that he needed to shave. I then asked to see the back of the boys and the trail leading away from the boys, and he flat out refused."
"That bastard," Jillian said jokingly.
Victoria glared at her. "Go ahead make fun of me for trying to help. I know we’ve talked about going the whole ten yards there…and forgive me for trying to head off a problem, but I was right. You headed down the path, and were a tad scared by the foliage I take it."
Jillian nodded with her lips curled. "Uh, yeah."
"I knew it was going to happen. What could have been a beautiful, unforgettable, mind-blowing moment, turned into a horror movie."
"Well, it wasn't that bad. I just pretended to keep going." Victoria gave her a confused look, and she elaborated, "I, uh, let my wet finger stand in for my tongue and he seemed to not know the difference."
"Good thinking," Victoria said with a smile.
"I think I might be able to do it again if he takes care of the problem. He's so cute, and he seems to really, really like the attention back there."
"All men do," Victoria began smugly. "Most are too homophobic to admit it…not to mention too freaking lazy to keep that area—let's just say visitable." They shared a chuckle. Jillian shook her head at Victoria with an odd look. Victoria asked, "What is it?"
"I can’t believe he showed you his balls. You can get people to talk about and obviously do things that no one else can."
"I don’t get what the big deal is. For example if I needed you to look at my ass because I couldn't see it or needed another opinion…you would do it right?" Jillian nodded matter-of-factly as Victoria continued, "Like if I wanted your opinion on whether or not I should have my anus bleached, you would check it out and tell me."
Jillian looked at her hesitantly. "You're not going to ask me to look at your ass this morning are you?"
Victoria gave her a look. "No, but we should totally go in together to have that done."
"What?"
She returned a tired look, "Have our anuses beached."
Jillian exhaled. "I'll give it some thought and let you know."
Victoria nodded, "You should. If we end up on the nude beaches of St. Barts, you're going to wish it was bleached."
"Good point."
Victoria took another sip of tea and gave her friend a serious look as she said, "Speaking of St. Barts…Do you think you could move the wedding up a bit. I sorta have a conflict."
"Really, what's that?"
"I'm going to be really, really not nude-beach worthy come late December." Off Jillian's completely lost look Victoria continued, "I'm, uh…I've been meaning to tell you. I'm…pregnant."
Jillian chuckled and took a sip of tea, "No, really why can't, uh—" Victoria nodded with a straight face, and Jillian choked on her tea. When she recovered, she looked at her in shock.
"You’re pregnant?"
"Yeah," she replied a little sadly.
"When did this happen?"
Victoria performed some quick math in her head and padded a few weeks on to clear Jim, "About nine weeks ago."
"Wow, I can't believe…"
"I know. I don't know how it happened. I thought I couldn't."
Jillian leaned up on the edge of her seat, "Is it Jim's?"
"No way. I, uh, said nine weeks. I was already pregnant when we met. I just didn’t know it."
"So who's is it?"
Victoria took a deep breath then said, "It's John's."
"Coach John?" Victoria nodded, and Jillian asked, "Coach John who's now back with his wife. That Coach John?"
Victoria widened her eyes as Jillian stared at her a little sad, "Are you okay? Does he know?"
"No, absolutely not. He doesn't know. And you can’t tell him."
"Oh, I won't."
"I'm going to tell him as soon as I figure this whole thing out. Please don't tell Brian. I'm not ready to tell anyone yet. Can you make something up about moving the wedding date? Tell him you just can't wait to marry him or…"
"Sure, I'll figure something out. So are you keeping it?"
"Definitely. I never considered…and I thought about adoption, but I spent more than five years of my life obsessing over getting pregnant. Now when it's the furthest thing from my mind, it happens. If God wants me to have this baby, well then I'm going to have it."
"Wow," Jillian said as she stared off toward the pool. She looked back. "You seem happy. Are you happy?"
Victoria paused. "You know, I am. I really am."
"Well then I'm happy for you."
"So about the wedding. If you don't change it, I'll be seven months pregnant and look ridiculous standing next to you at the wedding, and no one will want to see me naked on the beach so…"
"Oh, I'm sure we can do something."
Victoria said, "I looked at a calendar and most colleges get a few days off around Columbus Day. It's right in the middle of the semester so the workload might not be too bad for Jim and for me."
"When is that?"
"October tenth."
"Wow, that only gives me about eight weeks to plan everything. But, uh, I think I can pull that off."
Victoria gave her a sorrowful look. "I hate to ask you to change everything, but—"
"Don't you worry about it one bit. We can work it out. It only takes one afternoon to get married. We can fly down there on Friday, and people can fly back on Sunday if they really need to get back. It'll be fine." A tear fell from Jillian's eye, as she added, "I can't wait to hold a baby again and buy the little clothes. You've got to let me babysit all the time."
"Okay."
"I'm serious. I'll watch the baby while you're at class or whatever."
Victoria began to lose it. "I love you."
Jillian stood and opened her arms wide; Victoria moved into her embrace, and they both sobbed uncontrollably.
Brian walked outside and then gave them an odd look. "What the hell is going on?"
Victoria and Jillian turned to him while wiping their tears. Jillian said, "Oh nothing. We were just talking about some sad movie."
He nodded, looking a little confused.
Victoria pulled herself together. "How's was your birthday? I heard it was a little harried."
Jillian glared at her and Brian looked completely lost. "What?" he asked.
"I mean that I heard you were stressed out by those two hot police officers."
"Oh, yeah. I, uh, was," he said and nodded. He gave them a baffled look, shook his head, and walked back into the house.
When he’d left, Jillian said, "Don't tell him what I said about his you know."
"I was kidding around. I would never say anything," Victoria lied. She was already making plans to help him fix his little problem down there in time for their wedding night.