9
Jillian and Victoria drove down to Key West to spend some girl time together before the wedding, which was only three weeks away. On Friday they checked into their room late, had a quick dinner, and then went to bed. Jillian quickly fell asleep, but Victoria lay awake, plotting their activities for the next day and how she would pull off the photo shoot.
In the morning, they enjoyed a late breakfast and spent a few hours ogling hot guys at the pool. Jillian and Victoria each got a massage and assorted spa treatments. Victoria insisted that Jillian have her hair done and a full makeup session; when she was finished, Jillian looked breathtaking. They both dressed in beautiful, sexy dresses and went to an expensive restaurant for dinner. Jillian was going to avoid alcohol that night out of respect for the pregnancy, but Victoria again insisted. In fact, it was a key part of the plan. After Jillian's second drink, she headed off to the bathroom. Victoria quickly summoned the waiter for a refill for her friend. When Jillian retuned she said, "I didn't want another drink." As she fell into her chair woozily, she added, "I'm already…wow…"
Victoria said casually, "Oh, the waiter came by, and I figured…Go ahead live a little." Jillian smiled and took a big sip. Victoria asked, "So, have you decided what wedding gift to get for Brian?"
Jillian smiled brightly as she said, "I've thought a lot about it, and I think I've come up with the perfect gift or gifts." Victoria gave her a hopeful look even through no matter what was to be said next, she would shit all over it. Jillian continued, "You know that tennis vacation I took him on before graduation?" Victoria nodded. "We didn't get to really play on the grass court very long because we spent too much time in bed." She widened her eyes suggestively.
Victoria didn’t smile at the sex reference, which surprised Jillian. In fact, she almost appeared to be frowning. Jillian lost her own smile as she added a little less enthusiastically, "Well I'm going to book us a trip out there again."
Victoria painted on a huge frown and glared at Jillian with her mouth open. Jillian said hesitantly, "Oh and I'm getting him a couple of these new really expensive tennis racquets that he wants."
"So basically it's a tennis-themed gift extravaganza?" Victoria asked sarcastically.
"What? Not good."
Victoria looked away, sighed, and then returned to stare at her. Jillian took a huge sip of her drink as Victoria added, "It sounds kind of lame."
"Seriously, I thought it—"
"That's the most impersonal wedding gift I've ever heard of," Victoria interrupted.
"Really? He loved it when we played on a grass court and I thought—"
"Please stop talking," Victoria added with a tired look.
"So do you have a better suggestion?"
Victoria put on a bright smile, "I read about this woman who did like a professional sexy photo shoot, had this incredible centerfold spread put together, and gave it to her husband on their wedding night. The husband was blown away."
Jillian took another sip of her drink and then looked at her unsure. Victoria repeated with over-the-top enthusiasm, "Blown away."
"Like naked pictures?"
Victoria nodded. "But tastefully done."
"Where would I get something like that done?"
"I could do it for you."
"You, you're a photographer now?"
She looked at her insulted, "Yes, I can take pictures."
"And you can put this layout together so it looks good? Or would you be sending the pictures out…oh, they'll probably end up all over the Internet."
"I can do all of it."
"How?" Jillian asked skeptically.
"I've been taking a class," Victoria lied with the most sincere yet offended face she could generate.
Jillian just stared at her unsure. Victoria looked away and then began, "You know you try to help someone avoid a huge mistake on their wedding night." Jillian took another sip as she looked at her crushed. Victoria added, "And your gift is the equivalent of Brian giving you like a vacuum cleaner on something. You wouldn't want a vacuum cleaner would you?" Victoria glared at her waiting for a response.
"Well, no."
"You see."
"You sure you could take the pictures?"
"Yes."
"And create the layout, and no one else would see them?"
Victoria exhaled deeply. "No one would see them. I promise you they won't be leaked to the Internet."
"Okay, I guess. When could we do it?"
"I have my camera. We could do it tonight."
"Tonight?"
"Sure. You look gorgeous. Your hair…your makeup—everything. You look spectacular. Your tits look big, too…maybe you’re ovulating."
Jillian glanced at her chest and then smiled. "Really, I, uh thought they seemed bigger too, but…" She looked back to Victoria and then took the last sip of her drink. "Tasteful?"
Victoria nodded with a big smile as she said, "Maybe you should have one more drink." She looked up as she called out, "Waiter…"
An hour later they returned to their hotel room, and Jillian was pretty loaded. She went into the bathroom as Victoria got out a large red satin sheet and tossed it over the bed and headboard. She turned on every light in the room and pulled out her big expensive new digital camera and waited.
Jillian emerged from the bathroom wearing only a robe. She looked at Victoria and the staged room with concern.
Victoria smiled brightly. "Oh, you look beautiful. Why don’t we start with some in the robe and then go from there?"
Jillian said hesitantly, "Okay." She slid on to the satin sheet and then posed awkwardly as Victoria began shooting pictures like crazy.
"Amazing," Victoria said. She pointed the camera down and then added, "Whenever you're ready. Just have fun with it. Show a little here and there, and then lose the robe completely." Jillian began hesitantly showing some cleavage as Victoria returned to taking pictures.
"Brian is going to absolutely love these."
Jillian pulled the robe off her shoulders and exposed her full breasts for the first R-rated picture, and Victoria looked at her. "Gorgeous. You are a natural."
Within minutes the robe was completely lost as Jillian got more and more comfortable and immersed in the experience. The booze helped a lot! Victoria jumped around the room like a professional photographer taking shots from every angle and in every pose. They stopped short of any spread leg extreme close-ups, but the pictures Victoria took were steaming hot. She knew Brian would love them.
When they were done, Jillian went into the bathroom as Victoria reviewed the amazing pictures. When Jillian came out wearing pajamas, Victoria put the camera way and Jillian said, "So let's see them."
"What?"
"The pictures can I see them?"
"Um, no. You can only see them on a computer screen."
Jillian looked surprised as she said, "I thought your camera had one of those preview screens."
"It's broken," Victoria shot back.
"I sure hope they came out. Could you imagine if we went through all this and all of them were blurry or something."
Victoria nodded as she thought, that was exactly the plan. She said, "Let me take care of everything. I'll load the pictures on my computer and let you know when you can see them."
"Oh, okay," Jillian said groggily as she climbed into bed. She was asleep in ten seconds.
The next morning Victoria and Jillian enjoyed a leisurely brunch and then climbed in the car. During the drive home, they vowed to do another girl's weekend soon. After Victoria dropped Jillian off at home, she drove immediately to her house, and called Brian as soon as she walked in the door. He arrived a few minutes later just as she was unpacking. She grinned as she said, "I got some great shots. Wait until you see them." Victoria pulled the tiny data card from her camera, and he followed her out of the room.
At the computer screen the first image that appeared was an extreme close-up shot of a woman's vagina and ass—a gorgeous, breathtaking shot.
"What the hell is that?"
"What do you think it is?"
He sighed, "I know what it is, but I said no beaver shots of her."
"It's not her," Victoria said smugly.
"I didn't think so." He moved closer to the screen with his eyes narrowed, "But it does look familiar."
Victoria smiled as she said, "It's me. I was just testing out my new camera." Brian nodded casually, and then she asked, "Do you think I should have my anus bleached?"
"What?"
"Do you think I should have it bleached? Is it too dark?"
"Your ass hole?" he asked incredulously. He glanced to her face, she nodded, and then he slowly returned his gaze to the screen as he replied, "I think it looks fine."
"Fine?"
"I mean it looks cute. I don't think it's too dark or anything. It's pink. I like it."
"Really?"
Victoria paused. "You can have the picture if you want."
"Why would I want a picture of your ass?"
"I figured you did such a good job sketching my p-ssy that you might want to sketch my ass too."
Brian said, "Gee thanks, but if we're done with your ass can I see the pictures of my fiancée?"
She rolled her eyes. "You really are no fun." As Victoria flipped from picture to picture he was blown away. There were more than one hundred shots, all sexy, with varying degrees of explicitness. None of them appeared tasteless.
He smiled and kissed her on the cheek. "You are amazing. This is just what I need."
"Great."
"How the hell did you get her to do this?"
"I asked what she was going to get you for a wedding present and after she told me, I told her it was the dumbest present ever."
"Yeah, then…"
"Then I told her I read about this woman who did a sexy photo shoot layout for her husband as a gift."
"She believed that?"
Victoria grinned as she said, "After a lot of alcohol and compliments." He nodded as she continued, "She wouldn't be the first woman to fall for the old casting couch, but she's probably the most intelligent though."
Brian chuckled. "Is there anything you can't get someone to do?"
She gave him a smug look, "Not that I know of."
Victoria popped the card out of the computer and handed it to him. He kissed her again on the cheek. She smiled and then he said, "And your p-ssy and ass are gorgeous. I wouldn't change a thing." She beamed as he walked away.
About an hour later, Victoria picked up the phone and dialed. Jillian answered. "Victoria. So can I come see the pictures?"
"Uh, I'm…I don’t know what happened. I'm a complete moron. All the pictures are blurry. You can't even tell what they are. It was the lighting or the camera settings or something."
"Oh, no. Should we try again?"
"I don't think I'm going to be able to pull it off."
Jillian sighed. "So what should I get him now?"
"Oh that whole tennis thing sounds amazing."
"What?"
"The tennis vacation and racquets and all will be perfect. He loves all that crap."
"But you said it was the worst gift ever. You made me feel—"
"I did not," Victoria interrupted.
"You certainly did."
"I don't know what you're talking about. You were drinking last night weren't you?"
"Yes, but—"
"You were drunk, right?"
"I wouldn't say—"
"Look I think the tennis idea is great. You really should let this go. I might not have been completely on board with it last night, but it’s starting to grow on me."
Jillian stared straight ahead completely lost. "Oh, okay."