Bratfest At Tiffany's

BOCD
THE NEW GREEN CAFé

Friday, September 18th
8:28 P.M.

Massie inhaled the chocolate and citrus notes in Alicia’s Angel perfume as they merged with the crisp sophistication of her Chanel No. 19. The unforgettable scent of their friendship was back.
Invisible apology waves passed between them as they sway-held each other in the middle of the emotionally charged New Green Café.
Alicia pulled Massie closer; a silent I’m-sorry-for-choosing-my-crush-over-my-friends-and-lying-about-it.
“S’okay,” Massie uttered, then squeezed Alicia a little harder, letting her know she had been too controlling.
“S’okay,” Alicia said.
Satisfied, Massie pulled away.
After a round of welcome-back hugs from the other girls, they leaned against table eighteen and proudly admired the chaos they had orchestrated.
Layne, Meena, and Heather were leading the new recruits in a celebratory conga line around the old-fashioned stagecoach-turned-Sub-Zero fridge, chanting, “Indie in!” The NLBRs were embracing each other, their parents, and the faculty. It was obvious they never wanted to mix with the Main Building crowd again, an arrangement that all sides seemed happy with. The sore losers were being led to the exits by their angry parents, who told anyone who would listen that this was far from over. And then there were the ex-crushes, who had trapped Dean Don against the silver BMW reverse vending machine. Their faces were red, their arms flailed, and their feet stomped, mosh-pit style. And Winkie and her camera were capturing it all.
“Hey, Derrick,” Massie called.
Derrington turned, his brown puppy-dog eyes filled with pit-bull rage.
“Are you an actor?”
The NPC giggled. Derrington stared back, his light brows crinkled in confusion.
“I heard you were gonna be in a trailer!”
The girls cracked up and exchanged high fives. This time, there was no question who got the last word. The defeated ex-crushes immediately turned away and continued begging Dean Don to do something.
“Welcome back,” said an almost-cute girl with short amber braids when she passed.
The NPC regained their composure, dropped their smiles, and assumed their bored-and-over-it expressions, the way the always did when people stopped by table eighteen to compliment them.
“Yeah, we missed you guys,” said her friend with the head-phones and vanilla cupcake frosting on her upper lip.
Massie thank-you grinned, but on the inside, she was running around in joyful circles. Everything was starting to feel right again, like sliding on her favorite pair of Hudsons after wearing Claire’s ill-fitting Gap slim-cuts for a week. (Not like that would ever really happen!)
“You guys look great, by the way,” said Allie-Rose Singer as she approached their table, her emerald green cat-eyes wide with envy. “I’ve been meaning to tell you that since school started, but then you were in the trailers, and we toe-dally lost touch.”
“You can tell us now.” Dylan spun, showing off her new tight red J Brand jeans.
“It’s true, you look so cuh-yooot,” muttered Allie’s nasal friend Wendy. “And toe-dally skinny.”
“S’true.” Allie-Rose let the tie-strap on her aubergine tank slide off her bony shoulder. “What’s your secret?”
“We’re on a boyfast,” giggled Dylan.
“Seriously?” Wendy honked. “We should try that.”
The NPC laughed.
“Love to.” Allie circled her long finger around the edges of her chocolate cupcake, then popped it in her mouth. “See you Monday.” She smile-waved goodbye.
“Whatevs,” Massie uttered under her breath, exuding alpha bad-itude, as if it never left.
Seconds later the NLBRs formed a semicircle around table eighteen, their faces longer than usual.
“How did we win and you didn’t?” Big Mac swiped a black mascara-filled tear out from under her otherwise makeup-free eye. “It’s not fair.”
“No crying!” Massie insisted. “Or you’ll go right back to looking haggard and raccoon-y.”
Big Mac bit her bottom lip and nodded as if to say she’d do her best.
“She’s right.” Braille Bait rubbed her forehead.
“Stop that!” Massie slapped her lightly. “Do you know how much oil is in those palms of yours? If you want to avoid flare-ups, stop touching.”
“Will you come and visit?” Great White pouted.
“Probably nawt,” Massie admitted with a trace of sadness. “But try to smile anyway. Pouting brings out your sharkiness.”
“She’s right.” Dempsey rested a hand on Great White’s shoulder but kept his eyes on Massie. Their intense greenness burned her retinas like expired Visine.
“Are you mad you didn’t win?” Massie asked, pinching Alicia’s leg.
“No.” Dempsey quickly lifted his hand from Great White’s shoulder. “You?”
“Ummm.” Massie felt everyone watching her.
They were probably expecting her to tear up, make a speech about how far they’d come, how many hardships they’d overcome, and how two very, very, very different groups of people had looked past their differences and joined forces to become one.
Like that would ever happen.
But she couldn’t tell the truth, either. How could she explain to a herd of NLBRs, who just had the best week of their social lives, that the Tiffany boxes and makeovers had been part of an alpha strategy, a big-picture plan to make people envy her again. And that she never wanted to be part of the overflow, no matter how ah-dorable she made them look.
Instead, she waved goodbye to her protégés and simply said, “It was fun. But Massie Block is Main Building. Always has been. Always will be. And I can’t change who I am.”
A cloud of NLBR sadness gathered above their heads. Some looked down. Others picked their cuticles. But no one fussed with their hair or tooth-scraped their gloss. And for that reason alone, Massie knew she had made a real difference in their lives.
“Hey, who wants to go put their suitcases back in the trailer?” Powder broke the silence, his cheeks aglow with self-tanner.
“Me!” responded the NLBRs.
They waved back at their beloved alpha and hurried off to collect their Vuittons.
Dempsey remained.
“I can’t wait to see what you do to improve Main Building. Maybe pad the chairs? Those spa massagers were sweet.”
Massie wanted to run her finger along the grooves in his dimpled cheeks, like scraping cookie dough from a mixing bowl. So tacky but so tempting.
Bzzzzzzzz. Bzzzzzzzz.
“Someone’s vibrating,” Kristen announced.
Everyone checked their phones.
“It’s me.” Claire waved her rhinestone-encrusted Motorola.
“Who is it?” Massie asked, knowing all of Claire’s friends and family were in the Café.
“No one.” Claire snapped her cell shut. “Just a stupid text.”
“Lemme see.” Massie held out her hand.
Claire’s cheeks turned red. Massie wiggled her fingers. Dylan, Kristen, and Alicia stepped closer.
“Seriously, it’s no one.”
With serpent’s-tongue speed, Massie snatched the phone from Claire’s fist and read the message aloud:
Dumpd O. Wrst mom. U r the only 1 4 me. Let’s talk. XOX C

The NPC gasped. Massie held out her hand again.
“What?” Claire asked, her voice shaking.
“Your bracelet.”
The NPC gasped again.
“What? No!”
“The bracelet!”
“I swear I had nothing to do with—”
“Uh, my parents made reservations at the club tonight, so I better go.” Dempsey smiled awkwardly.
“Which club?” Massie asked, her fingers still wiggling under Claire’s chin.
“High Hills.”
“Ehmagawd, we go there!”
“Really?”
“Swear!!” Massie beamed. And then she noticed the NPC glaring at her.
“Boyfast!” Dylan sneezed.
Massie’s smiled quickly faded.
Everyone giggled except Claire.
“Well, have fun.” Massie waved goodbye. “Say hi to Rodney for me. And tell him I loved the cinnamon rolls he dropped off at the house on Labor Day.”
“Aren’t those the best?” Dempsey lingered.
“Yup. Have fun. See ya.” Massie said quickly.
“Uh, okay.” He left in a bewildered huff.
She hated dismissing him like the LBR that he once was, but knew she’d e-mail him later with some kind of apology and he’d forgive her.
“Now give me that bracelet!” Massie snarled, her patience waning.
“I can’t believe this.” Claire slid the platinum chain off her wrist and smacked it into Massie’s palm.
Alicia’s brown eyes widened. Dylan tied her curly red hair in knots. And Kristen grabbed her shark-tooth necklace.
“Now you,” Massie said to Kristen.
“What? What did I do? Is it this necklace? Okay, fine, it’s from Dune. But we haven’t talked since the boyfast. Not even a single text. He’s on an island in the middle of the Pacific with no cell service. And he won’t be back until next week. And I can prove it. If you don’t believe me—”
Massie rolled her eyes impatiently. “Give it.”
Kristen did what she was told, then exchanged a horror-filled what’s-going-awn glance with Claire.
“Next!”
“Why me?” Dylan screeched. “The only guys I’ve had contact with have been Mike and Ike. And that only happened once. During an extreme sugar craving.”
“Just do it,” Massie sighed.
Dylan unclasped her bracelet and tossed it onto the bamboo table. It slid onto the floor, yet no one bothered to pick it up.
“As of this moment”—Massie shimmied the Tiffany’s bracelet off her wrist—“the boyfast is officially over.”
“What?” The girls smiled.
“How can we be alphas if we’re not breaking hearts our last year of middle school?”
“Point!” Alicia lifted her finger.
“I’ll get new bracelets tomorrow,” Massie promised, then got scooped up in a group hug. “Let the eighth grade begin!” she shouted from inside their tight circle.
“Let the eighth grade begin!” they shouted back, living for Monday.
CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION
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Dempsey Derrington
Boyfest!!! Boyfast
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