Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

ME, ABOUT TO BE MADE OVER BY THE FAMOUS BLAINE BLACKWELL!!

 

Chloe looked through the collection of lip glosses on her vanity table. “Wow! I LOVE this pretty shade of pink! I think it would look great on me.”

 

As soon as she picked it up, Blaine rushed over to her.

 

“Honey, NO! Don’t do it!!” he cried, and knocked the lip gloss tube out of her hand and onto the floor. “OMG! That was close!” he breathed heavily.

 

Chloe looked like she’d just seen a snake. “Was that lip gloss expired or something?!”

 

“Way worse than that!” Blaine gasped. “You were two seconds away from putting on a winter shade of lip gloss. And you are DEFINITELY an autumn!”

 

In less than an hour, I barely recognized my BFFs or my own image in the mirror.

 

OMG! We looked like a twist between fashion models and funky space aliens! Mostly due to our bright fluorescent-colored wigs and silver metallic glow-in-the-dark jumpsuits.

 

But one thing was for sure: I was TOTALLY convinced that Blaine Blackwell WAS in fact a MAGICIAN. . . .

 

 

 

OUR FAB MAKEOVERS, COURTESY OF BLAINE!

 

The best thing about our new costumes was that now we wouldn’t be recognized by security.

 

Which was VERY convenient! Because according to the gossip in hair and wardrobe, a security alert had been issued by Mr. Grumpy (Gus the security guard).

 

Apparently, three teen girls had attempted to gain unauthorized entry backstage and then refused to leave the arena property after being instructed to do so by security.

 

They were now considered trespassers and were to be apprehended upon sight and physically removed from the premises.

 

Like, WHO does THAT?! Some girls my age are SO immature!

 

Anyway, the concert was going to be over in less than an hour, and the backstage area was huge.

 

But I was confident my BFFs and I would find Trevor Chase before it was too late.

 

I mean, how hard could it be?!

 

JUST GREAT ! Now I have to stop writing in my diary.

 

WHY?!!!

 

My mom wants me to take my little sister (Brianna the Brat!) to the movie theater to see Princess Sugar Plum Goes to Hollywood: Part 2.

 

UGH!! I HATE those stupid kiddie movies!!

 

I have this ENTIRE week off from school for spring break. And I plan on spending it doing REALLY SUPERimportant things like . . . um, well . . . maybe writing in my diary and stuff!

 

Hey, it’s NOT a vacay in Florida. But STILL!!

 

Sorry, Mom! But I refuse to spend all of my time babysitting Brianna!!

 

!!

 

 

 

 

 

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