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! Four #
This time, the Coxes were home when I rang their bell.
Willard’s wife, Ethel, came to the door, a short, rosy cheeked woman in an old-fashioned housedress and apron, her hair a cap of tightly permed gray curls.
“Can I help you?” she asked, wiping her hands on her apron.
I flashed her my trusty Century National card and told her I was an insurance investigator looking into Garth’s death. It had worked so well with Cathy Janken, I figured I’d try it again.
“Oh, my,” she said, shaking her curls in disbelief. “I still can’t believe that poor man is dead.”
“You didn’t happen to see anybody on the roof in the days before he died, did you?”
“Only those roofers,” she said. “The ones with the red baseball caps.”
“Do you mind if I talk to your husband? Maybe he saw something.”
She hesitated a beat, trying to decide whether I was a burglar posing as an insurance investigator.
I guess I passed inspection.
“Come in, won’t you, Ms.—what did you say your name was? I didn’t get a very good look at your card.”
“Austen. Jaine Austen.”
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“Such an interesting name!” she said, her eyes lighting up.
“Are you any relation to the real Jane Austen?”
“Afraid not.” I smiled weakly, having answered that question about 8,976 times in my life.
“Willard’s out back,” she said, waving me inside. “Come with me.”
I followed her past a living room that clearly hadn’t been decorated since Nixon was president, and into her homey kitchen.
“I was just fixing lunch,” she said as my eyes zeroed in on a bowl of egg salad on her kitchen counter, thick with mayo and studded with chunks of hard boiled eggs.
Yikes, it looked good. I hadn’t had lunch, and I was starving.
“He’s in the yard.”
“Who?” I asked, lost in thoughts of egg salad.
“Willard. My husband.”
“Oh, right.”
“He’s putting CDs in the orange trees.”
“CDs in the orange trees?”
“It’s supposed to scare away the squirrels. Personally, I think it’s a lot of nonsense, but Willard insists it works.
“Willard, dear,” she called out the back door, “there’s an insurance investigator who wants to talk to you.”
I walked out into the yard, lush with bougainvillea and orange trees. Yes, I know it’s not fair that we Californians get to pick oranges off our trees in December, but on the downside, we get to crawl along on the freeways at ten miles an hour for most of our commuting lives.
Willard Cox was standing on a ladder at one of the orange trees, stringing CDs from the branches, an athletic man in his seventies. The guy was obviously capable of climbing onto the Jankens’s roof, I thought, as I watched him move with agile grace.
“Hello, Mr. Cox,” I called up to him. “Mind if I have a word with you?”
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“Just a minute,” he barked, with clipped military diction.
“I’ll be right down.”
Seconds later, he clambered down from the ladder, the CDs on his orange tree twinkling in the reflected light of the sun.
“Keeps the squirrels away,” he said, pinging one of the CDs. “They don’t like the glare. Bet my wife told you they don’t work, but they do.”
He snapped his ladder shut and propped it against the garage.
“So you’re an insurance investigator.” He looked me over with piercing gray eyes.
Uh-oh. It wasn’t going to be easy to fool this guy.
“Yes. I’m representing Seymour Fiedler, the roofer who was working on Mr. Janken’s house.”
“Is that so? What company you with?”
“Century National,” I said, praying he wouldn’t ask me for identification. He’d never fall for my phony laminated card.
I breathed a sigh of relief when he didn’t.
“So how can I help you?” he asked.
“We at Century National don’t believe Mr. Janken’s death was an accident. We believe someone tampered with the shingles on the roof.”
“What are you saying? You think it was murder?”
“Yes, we do.”
“It wouldn’t surprise me. I hate to speak ill of the dead,”
he said, not hating it a bit, “but that man was a no good cheat and a liar.”
“I heard he beat you a few times in the Christmas decorating contest,” I prompted.
Blood rushed to his weathered face.
“He didn’t win fair and square. He bribed the judge, that’s why he won all the time. Not only that, he cheated. Last year he beheaded my Santa Claus! He claimed it fell off in the wind, but it didn’t just fall off. It was sawed off!
“Let me show you something.”
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He grabbed the ladder and I followed him as he brought it into his garage, a spotless haven complete with workbench and fancy built-in storage cabinets. A handyman’s dream.
Propped up along one of the walls, in stark contrast to the white cabinets, were a chorus line of large red-and-white striped neon candy canes.
“Garth saw these being delivered to my house. And before I had a chance to put them up, he had candy canes up on his roof. He stole my idea!”
“Oh, Willard, honey. He didn’t steal your idea. It was a coincidence.”
We turned and saw Ethel standing in the doorway.
“Please, Ethel. He saw those candy canes being delivered, and beat me to the punch.”
“Whatever you say, dear,” she sighed. “I just came to tell you lunch is ready. You’re welcome to join us if you like, Ms.
Austen. I’ve made an extra sandwich.”
“Oh, no,” I said, thinking of all the mayo in the egg salad.
Not after those chimichangas I had last night. I really had to exercise some self-restraint if I expected to cram myself into a bathing suit in Florida. “Thanks, but no.”
Two minutes later I was sitting across from Willard and Ethel at their vinyl-topped kitchen table tucking into one of Ethel’s heavenly egg salad sandwiches.
What can I say? I’m impossible.
When I finally came up for air, I resumed questioning the Coxes.
“Do you have any idea who might’ve wanted to see Garth dead?”
“Me, for starters,” said Willard.
Ethel put down her sandwich, horrified. “Willard, how can you say such a thing?”
“He killed Pumpkin, didn’t he?”
“It was an accident, Willard. A tragic accident. I simply can’t believe Garth would run over a helpless little poodle on purpose.”
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“Well, I can.”
At that moment, there was so much hate in his eyes, I thought he really might be the one who sabotaged the roof.
“I can’t pretend I’m sorry he’s dead,” he said, as if reading my thoughts, “but I didn’t do it.”
“Anybody else on the block dislike him enough to want to see him dead?” I asked.
“There’s Mrs. Garrison next door,” Willard said. “She hated his guts ever since he reported her to the city for illegally removing a tree from the front of her house. She had to pay a big fine, and she was furious.”
“You think she might’ve loosened those tiles on the roof?”
“I doubt it.” Ethel smiled wryly. “She’s eighty-six and uses a walker.”
“How about Libby Brecker?” Willard suggested, beginning to enjoy this game of finger pointing. “She looks like a potential killer to me.”
“What an awful thing to say, Willard!”
“I’m serious,” Willard insisted. “There’s something about that woman that’s downright creepy. She’s just a little too perfect, if you know what I mean. Like one of those Stepford Wives.”
“Just because she takes pride in her house doesn’t make her a Stepford Wife.”
Ethel rolled her eyes, exasperated.
“I haven’t felt right about Libby since the day she moved in,” Willard said, ignoring his wife’s objections. “They say she’s a widow. I’d like to know what happened to her husband.”
“I’m sure he died of perfectly natural causes,” Ethel said, taking a dainty bite of a gherkin pickle.
“That’s the trouble with you, Ethel. You’re too trusting.
You believe any cock and bull story someone hands you.”
“What was Libby Brecker’s relationship like with Mr. Janken?” I asked, steering the conversation away from Ethel Cox’s personality flaws and back to the murder.
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