Snow Crash

“Time for Phase Five,” the man with the glass eye says. “A big fucking breakfast.”

 

 

By the time he and Hiro have sat back down in the dining room, the Kowloon has pulled away from the pier and is headed down the fjord, following a course parallel to the smaller boat that is towing the segment. As they eat, they can look out the window, across a few hundred yards of open water, and see the segment keeping pace with them. All the bigwigs and the bodyguards are on their asses now, keeping their centers of gravity low as the segment bucks nastily.

 

“When we get farther away from land, the waves get bigger,” the man with the glass eye says. “I hate that shit. All I want is to hang on to the breakfast long enough to tamp it down with some lunch.”

 

“Amen,” says Livio, heaping some scrambled eggs onto his plate.

 

“Are you going to pick those guys up?” Hiro says. “Or just let them stay out there for a while?”

 

“Fuck ’em. Let ’em freeze their asses off. Then when we bring them onto this boat, they’ll be ready for it. Won’t put up too much of a fight. Hey, maybe they’ll even talk to us.”

 

Everyone seems pretty hungry. For a while, they just dig into breakfast. After a while, the man with the glass eye breaks the ice by announcing how great the food is, and everyone agrees. Hiro figures it’s okay to talk now.

 

“I was wondering why you guys were interested in me.” Hiro figures that this is always a good thing to know in the case of the Mafia.

 

“We’re all in the same happy gang,” the man with the glass eye says.

 

“Which gang is that?”

 

“Lagos’s gang.”

 

“Huh?”

 

“Well, it’s not really his gang. But he’s the guy who put it together. The nucleus around which it formed.”

 

“How and why and what are you talking about?”

 

“Okay.” He shoves his plate away from him, folds up his napkin, puts it on the table. “Lagos had all these ideas. Ideas about all kinds of stuff.”

 

“So I noticed.”

 

“He had stacks all over the place, on all different topics. Stacks where he would pull together knowledge from all over the fucking map and tie it all together. He had these things stashed here and there around the Metaverse, waiting for the information to become useful.”

 

“More than one of them?” Hiro says.

 

“Supposedly. Well, a few years ago, Lagos approached L. Bob Rife.”

 

“He did?”

 

“Yeah. See, Rife has a million programmers working for him. He was paranoid that they were stealing his data.”

 

“I know that he was bugging their houses and so on.”

 

“The reason you know that is because you found it in Lagos’s stack. And the reason Lagos bothered to look it up is because he was doing market research. Looking for someone who might pay him hard cash for the stuff he dug up in the Babel/Infocalypse stack.”

 

“He thought,” Hiro says, “that L. Bob Rife might have a use for some viruses.”

 

“Right. See, I don’t understand all this shit. But I guess he found an old virus or something that was aimed at the elite thinkers.”

 

“The technological priesthood,” Hiro says. “The infocrats. It wiped out the whole infocracy of Sumer.”

 

“Whatever.”

 

“That’s crazy,” Hiro says. “That’s like if you find out your employees are stealing ballpoint pens, you take them out and kill them. He wouldn’t be able to use it without destroying all his programmers’ minds.”

 

“In its original form,” the man with the glass eye says. “But the whole point is, Lagos wanted to do research on it.”

 

“Informational warfare research.”

 

“Bingo. He wanted to isolate this thing and modify it so it could be used to control the programmers without blowing their brains sky high.”

 

“And did it work?”

 

“Who knows? Rife stole Lagos’s idea. Just took it and ran with it. And after that, Lagos had no idea what Rife did with it. But a couple of years later, he started getting worried about a lot of stuff he was seeing.”

 

“Like the explosive growth in Reverend Wayne’s Pearly Gates.”

 

“And these Russkies who speak in tongues. And the fact that Rife was digging up this old city—”

 

“Eridu.”

 

“Yeah. And the radio astronomy thing. Lagos had a lot of stuff he was worried about. So he began to approach people. He approached us. He approached that girl you used to go out with—”

 

“Juanita.”

 

“Yeah. Nice girl. And he approached Mr. Lee. So you might say that a few different people have been working on this little project.”

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter Fourty-Six

 

 

 

 

“Where’d they go?” Hiro says.

 

Everyone’s already looking for the float, as though they all noticed at once that it was missing. Finally they see it, a quarter mile behind them, dead in the water. The bigwigs and the bodyguards are standing up now, all looking in the same direction. The speedboat is circling around to retrieve it.

 

“They must have figured out a way to detach the tow cable,” Hiro says.

 

“Not likely,” the man with the glass eye says. “It was attached to the bottom, under the water. And it’s a steel cable, so there’s no way they could cut it.”

 

Hiro sees another small craft bobbing on the water, about halfway between the Russians and the speedboat that was towing them. It’s not obvious, because it’s tiny, close to the water, done up in dull natural colors. It’s a one-man kayak. Carrying a long-haired man.

 

“Shit,” Livio says. “Where the hell did he come from?”

 

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