Snow Crash

If he still had the bike, he could ride it right up the fire stairs and find out what’s happening. But he doesn’t have the bike.

 

A deep thump sounds from the roof of a building on his right. It’s an old building, one of the original pioneer structures from a hundred years ago. Hiro’s knees buckle, his mouth comes open, shoulders hunch involuntarily, he looks toward the sound. And something catches his eye, something small and dark, darting away from the building and up into the air like a sparrow. But when it’s a hundred yards out over the water, the sparrow catches fire, coughs out a great cloud of sticky yellow smoke, turns into a white fireball, and springs forward. It keeps getting faster and faster, tearing down the center of the harbor, until it passes all the way through the little chopper, in through the windshield and out the back. The chopper turns into a cloud of flame shedding dark bits of scrap metal, like a phoenix breaking out of its shell.

 

Apparently, Hiro’s not the only guy in town who hates Gurov. Now Gurov has to come downstairs and get on a boat.

 

The lobby of the Spectrum 2000 is an armed camp, full of beards with guns. They’re still putting their defense together; more soldiers are dragging themselves out of their coin lockers, pulling on their jackets, grabbing their guns. A swarthy guy, probably a Tatar sergeant left over from the Red Army, is running around the lobby in a modified Soviet Marines uniform, screaming at people, shoving them this way and that.

 

Gurov may be a holy man, but he can’t walk on water. He’ll have to come out to the waterfront street, make his way two blocks down to the gate that admits him to the secured pier, and get on board the Kodiak Queen, which is waiting for him, black smoke starting to cough out of its stacks, lights starting to come on. Just down the pier from the Kodiak Queen is the Kowloon, which is the big Mr. Lee’s Greater Hong Kong boat.

 

Hiro turns his back on the Spectrum 2000 and starts running up and down the waterfront streets, scanning the logos until he sees the one he wants: Mr. Lee’s Greater Hong Kong.

 

They don’t want to let him in. He flashes his passport; the doors open. The guard is Chinese but speaks a bit of English. This is a measure of how weird things are in Port Sherman: they have a guard on the door. Usually, Mr. Lee’s Greater Hong Kong is an open country, always looking for new citizens, even if they are the poorest Refus.

 

“Sorry,” the guard says in a reedy, insincere voice, “I did not know—” He points to Hiro’s passport.

 

The franchulate is literally a breath of fresh air. It doesn’t have that Third World ambience, doesn’t smell like urine at all. Which means it must be the local headquarters, or close to it, because most of Hong Kong’s Port Sherman real estate probably consists of nothing more than a gunman hogging a pay phone in a lobby. But this place is spacious, clean, and nice. A few hundred Refus stare at him through the windows, held at bay not by the mere plate glass but by the eloquent promise of the three Rat Thing hutches lined up against one wall. From the looks of it, two of those have just been moved in recently. Pays to beef up your security when the Raft is coming through.

 

Hiro proceeds to the counter. A man is talking on the phone in Cantonese, which means that he is, in fact, shouting. Hiro recognizes him as the Port Sherman proconsul. He is deeply involved in this little chat, but he has definitely noticed Hiro’s swords, is watching him carefully.

 

“We are very busy,” the man says, hanging up.

 

“Now you are a lot busier,” Hiro says. “I would like to charter your boat, the Kowloon.”

 

“It’s very expensive,” the man says.

 

“I just threw away a brand-new top-of-the-line motorcycle in the middle of the street because I didn’t feel like pushing it half a block to the garage,” Hiro says. “I am on an expense account that would blow your mind.”

 

“It’s broken.”

 

“I appreciate your politeness in not wanting to come out and just say no,” Hiro says, “but I happen to know that it is, in fact, not broken, and so I must consider your refusal equivalent to a no.”

 

“It’s not available,” the man says. “Someone else is using it.”

 

“It has not yet left the pier,” Hiro says, “so you can cancel that engagement, using one of the excuses you have just given me, and then I will pay you more money.”

 

“We cannot do this,” the man says.

 

“Then I will go out into the street and inform the Refus that the Kowloon is leaving for L.A. in exactly one hour, and that they have enough room to take twenty Refus along with them, first come, first served,” Hiro says.

 

“No,” the man says.

 

“I will tell them to contact you personally.”

 

“Where do you want to go on the Kowloon?” the man says.

 

“The Raft.”

 

“Oh, well, why didn’t you say so,” the man says. “That’s where our other passenger is going.”

 

“You’ve got someone else who wants to go to the Raft?”

 

“That’s what I said. Your passport, please.”

 

Hiro hands it over. The man shoves it into a slot. Hiro’s name, personal data, and mug shots are digitally transferred into the franchulate’s bios, and with a little bit of key-pounding, the man persuades it to spit out a laminated photo ID card.

 

“You get onto the pier with this,” he says. “It’s good for six hours. You make your own deal with the other passenger. After that, I never want to see you again.”

 

“What if I need more consular services?”

 

“I can always go out and tell people,” the man says, “that a nigger with swords is out raping Chinese refugees.”

 

“Hmm. This isn’t exactly the best service I’ve ever had at a Mr. Lee’s Greater Hong Kong.”

 

“This is not a normal situation,” the man says. “Look out the window, asshole.”

 

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