Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception

The battery rod vibrated slightly as it harvested, and it was this vibration that Mulch honed in on now. It took him just over five minutes of steady munching to clear the rock shelf and reach the tip of the battery rod. The vibrations had already loosened the earth, and it was a simple matter for Mulch to clear himself a little cave. He spread saliva on the walls and waited.

 

Holly piloted the LEP craft through the small shuttle port, overriding the shuttle doors with her Recon access code. Police Plaza hadnt bothered to change her code because, as far as they were concerned, she was dead.

 

A sheet of black rain-clouds was spreading shadows across the Italian countryside as they cleared the holographic outcrop that shielded the shuttle port. A light frost coated the reddish clay and a southerly wind lifted the shuttles tail.

 

We cant stay out here for long, said Holly, throttling back to a hover. This transporter doesnt have defences.

 

We wont need long, said Artemis. Fly in a grid search pattern, as though were not certain -where exactly the stealth shuttle is.

 

Holly punched some co-ordinates into the flight computer. Youre the genius.

 

Artemis turned to Butler, who was sitting, cross-legged, in the aisle. Now, old friend, can you make certain that Opal is looking this way?

 

Can do, said Butler, crawling to the port-side exit. He knuckled the access button and the door slid back. The shuttle bucked slightly as the cabin pressure equalized then settled.

 

Butler opened his bag of weaponry and selected a handful of metal spheres, roughly the size of tennis balls. He flicked back the safety cap on one, then depressed the button below it with his thumb. The button began to rise to its original position.

 

Ten seconds until the button is flush with the surface. Then it makes a connection.

 

Thank you for the lecture, said Artemis dryly. Though now is hardly the time.

 

Butler smiled, tossing the metal sphere into the air. Five seconds later, it exploded, blowing a small crater in the earth below. Scorch lines ran from the crater, giving it the appearance of a black flower.

 

I bet Opal is looking now, said Butler, priming the next grenade.

 

Im sure others will be looking soon. Explosions dont tend to go unnoticed for long. We are relatively isolated here. The nearest village is approximately ten miles away. If we are lucky, that gives us a ten-minute window. Next grid square, please, Holly. But not too close, we dont want to scare them off.

 

Fifteen metres below the ground, Mulch Diggums waited in his little DIY cave, watching the tip of the battery rod. As soon as it stopped vibrating, he began working his way upwards through the loose clay. The telescopic rod was warm to the touch, heated by the energy it conducted to the shuttles batteries. Mulch used it to help him on his journey, pulling himself upwards, hand over hand. The clay he consumed was broken and aerated from the rods drilling action, and Mulch was glad of that extra air. He converted it to wind, using it to boost himself upwards.

 

Mulch increased his pace, pumping the air and clay through his recycling passages. Opal would be distracted by the shuttle only for so long, before it occurred to her that it was a diversion. The rod thickened as he went along it, until he arrived at a rubber seal in the belly of the shuttle itself, which was raised on three retractable legs, half a metre off the ground. When the shuttle was in flight, this seal would be covered by a metal panel, but the shuttle was not in flight at the moment and the sensors were turned off.

 

Mulch climbed out of his tunnel and rehinged his jaw. This was precision work, and he needed fine control of his teeth. Rubber was not a recommended part of a dwarfs diet and so could not be swallowed. Half-digested rubber could seal up his insides as effectively as a barrel of glue.

 

It was an awkward bite. Difficult to get a grip. Mulch flattened his cheek against the battery rod, worming upwards until his incisors could get some purchase on the seal. He bore down on the heavy rubber, rotating his jaw in small circles until his upper tooth broke through. Then he ground his teeth, enlarging the rent until there was a ten-centimetre tear in the rubber. Now Mulch could get one side of his mouth into the gap. He tore off large chunks, taking care to spit them out immediately.

 

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