Fric worried a little about being put in a booby hatch. No one had ever before suggested that he belonged in one. But at least one booby hatch was a part of his family history. Someone would remember a certain experience of Nominal Mom?s, and maybe they would look at Fric and think, Here?s a booby in need of a hatch.
Worse, he had earlier lied to Mr. Truman, and now he would have to admit to that lie.
[293] He had not reported his weird conversations with Mysterious Caller because even that stuff had seemed too wickedly strange to be believed. He had hoped that if he just talked about a heavy-breathing pervert, Mr. Truman would track back the calls, find the scumbag-assuming that Mysterious Caller was a scumbag-and get to the bottom of this bizarreness.
Mr. Truman had asked if Fric was telling him everything, and Fric had said, ?Sure. It was this breather,? which is where the lie had been told.
Now Fric would have to admit that he?d not been what cops called ?entirely forthcoming,? and cops on TV weren?t happy with dirtbags who withheld information. From then on, Mr. Truman would be rightly suspicious of him, wondering if the son of the biggest movie star in the world was actually just another sleazeball in the making.
Yet he had to tell Mr. Truman about Mysterious Caller in order to tell him about the Robin Goodfellow who was actually Moloch, and he had to tell him about Moloch in order to prepare him for the story of the totally insane events that had happened in the attic.
This seemed like way too much crazy stuff to explain to anyone in one big load, let alone to a cynical ex-cop who had seen it all twice too often and who hated unforthcoming slopbuckets. By not telling Mr. Truman the full truth earlier in the evening, Fric had dug a hole for himself, just like stupid people in stupid cop shows were always digging holes for themselves, innocent and guilty alike.
Lying won?t get you anything but misery.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The sole proof of his tale was the crumpled photograph of the pretty lady with the gentle smile, which had been thrust into his hands by the man in the mirror.
He stared at the door to Mr. Truman?s apartment.
He looked at the photograph.
The photograph didn?t prove anything. He could have gotten it from anyone, from anywhere.
[294] If the man in the mirror had given him a magic ring that allowed him to turn into a cat, or had given him a two-headed toad that spoke English out of one head and French out of the other, and sang Britney Spears tunes out of its butt, that would have been proof.
The photo amounted to nothing. Just a crumpled picture. Nothing more than a portrait of a pretty lady with a great smile, a stranger.
If Fric reported what had happened in the attic, Mr. Truman would think that he?d been smoking weed. He would lose whatever credibility he currently had.
Without knocking, he turned away from the door.
In this battle, he stood alone. Standing alone was nothing new, but it sure was getting tiresome.
CHAPTER 45
HAVING EATEN TOO MUCH CHINESE TAKEOUT, having refreshed his knowledge of the more obscure corners of Palazzo Rospo, having fed the leftovers to the garbage disposal, Corky Laputa prepared a second martini and returned upstairs to the guest bedroom at the back of the house, where Stinky Cheese Man lay in a state of such emaciation that even ravenously hungry vultures would have considered him to be slim pickings and would have declined to sit deathwatch.
Corky called him Stinky Cheese Man because after many weeks abed, unbathed, he had acquired a stench reminiscent of many things objectionable, including certain particularly strong cheeses.
A long time had passed since Stinky had produced any solid waste. Odors associated with the bowel had therefore ceased to be an issue.
Upon first taking the man captive, Corky had catheterized him, with the consequence that urine-soaked bedclothes had never been a problem. The catheter line served a one-gallon glass collection jug beside the bed, which was currently only a quarter full.
The sour, biting stink resulted largely from weeks of repeated fear sweats left to dry without attention, and from natural skin oils [296] accumulated so long that they had turned rancid. Sponge baths were not among the services that Corky provided.
Upon entering the bedroom, he put aside his martini and picked up a can of pine-scented disinfectant from the nightstand.
Stinky closed his eyes because he knew what was coming.
Corky pulled the sheet and blanket to the bottom of the bed and liberally sprayed his skeletal captive from head to foot. This was a quick and effective method of reducing the malodor to an acceptable level for the duration of their nightly chat.
Beside the bed stood a bar stool with a comfortably padded seat and back. Corky settled upon this perch.
A tall plant stand, crafted from oak and serving as a table, stood beside the stool. After taking a sip of his martini, Corky put it down on the plant stand.
He studied Stinky for a while, saying nothing.
Of course, Stinky didn?t speak because he had learned the hard way that it was not his place to initiate conversations.
Furthermore, his once robust voice had deteriorated until it was weaker than that of any terminal tuberculosis patient, marked by an eerie rasp and rattle: a voice like wind-driven sand scouring across ancient stone, like the brittle whispery click of scuttling scarabs. The sound of his voice scared Stinky these days, and speaking had become painful; evening by evening he said less.
In the early days, to prevent him from crying out loud enough to make the neighbors curious, his mouth had been taped shut. Tape was no longer necessary, for he could not project a worrisome volume of sound.
Initially, although maintained in a state of semiparalysis with drugs, Stinky had been chained to the bed. With the severe withering of his body, with the total collapse of his physical strength, the chains had become superfluous.
In Corky?s absence, the captive?s glucose drip always included drugs to keep him docile, as insurance against an unlikely escape.
[297] Evenings, he was allowed a clear mind. For their sessions.
Now his fright-stricken eyes alternately avoided Corky and were drawn to him by magnetic dread. He lay in terror of what was to come.
Corky had never struck this man, had never employed physical torture. He never would.
With words and words alone he had broken his captive?s heart, had shattered his hope, had crushed his sense of self-worth. With words he would break his mind, as well, if in fact Stinky was not already insane.
Stinky?s real name was Maxwell Dalton. He had been a professor of English at the same university where Corky still enjoyed tenure.
Corky taught literature from a deconstructionist perspective, instilling in students the belief that language can never describe reality because words only refer to other words, not to anything real. He taught them that whether a piece of writing is a novel or a law, each person is the sole arbiter of what that writing says and what it means, that all truth is relative, that all moral principles are fraudulent interpretations of religious and philosophical texts that actually have no meaning other than what each person wants them to mean. These were deliciously destructive ideas, and Corky took great pride in his work as a teacher.
Professor Maxwell Dalton was a traditionalist. He believed in language, meaning, purpose, and principle.
For decades, Corky?s like-minded colleagues had controlled the English Department. In the past few years, Dalton had attempted to mount a revolt against meaninglessness.
He was a nuisance, a pest, a threat to the triumph of chaos. He admired the work of Charles Dickens and T. S. Eliot and Mark Twain. He was an unspeakably vile man.
Thanks to Rolf Reynerd, Dalton had been imprisoned in this bedroom for more than twelve weeks.
When Corky and Reynerd had sworn that together they would [298] make a statement to the world by making a well-planned assault on Charming Manheim?s tightly guarded estate, they had also agreed that to prove the seriousness of their pledge, each would first commit a capital crime on behalf of the other. Corky would murder Reynerd?s mother; in return, the actor would kidnap Dalton and deliver him to Corky.
Keeping in mind how his intention to smother his own mother with a minimum of mess had so easily degenerated into a frenzied clubbing with a fireplace poker, Corky had obtained an untraceable handgun with which to despatch Mina Reynerd quickly, professionally, with a shot through the heart to ensure that there would be little blood.
Unfortunately, at that time, he?d not been expert in the use of firearms. His first shot hit her not in the heart, but in the foot.
Mrs. Reynerd had begun to scream in pain. For reasons that Corky still didn?t fully understand, instead of proceeding with the gun, he eventually discovered himself flailing away furiously with an antique marble-and-bronze lamp, which he severely damaged.
Later, he had apologized to Rolf for diminishing the value of this lovely heirloom.
True to his word, the actor had subsequently kidnapped Maxwell Dalton. He delivered the professor, unconscious, to this bedroom, where Corky had been waiting with a stock of refrigerated infusion bags and a supply of drugs required to keep his captive docile during the early weeks when Dalton still possessed the physical potential for resistance.
Since then, he had methodically starved his colleague, providing him with only sufficient nutrients, by intravenous drip, to keep him alive. Evening after evening, sometimes in the morning, he subjected Dalton to extreme psychological torment.
The good professor believed that his wife, Rachel, and his ten-year-old daughter, Emily, had been kidnapped as well. He thought that they were being kept in other rooms of this house.
[299] Daily, Corky regaled Dalton with accounts of the indignities, abuses, and torments to which he had most recently subjected lovely Rachel and tender Emily. His reports were graphic, exquisitely crude, gloriously obscene.
His talent for pornographic invention surprised and delighted Corky, but he was more surprised that Dalton so readily accepted his stories as truth, withering with grief and despair when he listened to them. Had he been tending to three captives in addition to the demands of daily life, had he committed a fraction of the atrocities on Rachel and Emily that he claimed to have enjoyed, he would have been nearly as thin and weak as the starving man in the bed.
Corky?s mother, the economist and vicious academic infighter, would have been astonished to know that her son had proved to be a greater terror to at least one colleague than she had ever dreamed of being to one of hers. She would not have been capable of devising and executing such a complex and clever scheme as the one with which he had brought down Maxwell Dalton.
Mother had been motivated by envy, hatred. Free of envy, free of hatred, Corky was instead motivated by the dream of a better world through anarchy. She wanted to destroy a handful of enemies, while he wished to destroy everything.
Success often comes in greater measure to those with a greater vision.
Here at the end of an unusually successful day, Corky sat on his stool, overlooking the shrunken professor, and took small sips of his martini for perhaps ten minutes, saying nothing, letting the suspense build. Even during his busy hours in and out of the rain, he?d found the time to concoct a fabulously brutal story that might at last crack Dalton?s sanity as if it were a breadstick.
Corky intended to report that he had murdered Rachel, the wife. Considering Dalton?s extremely fragile condition, perhaps that lie, if well told, would precipitate a fatal heart attack.
[300] Should the professor survive this hideous news, he would be informed in the morning that his daughter had been killed as well. Maybe the second shock would finish him.
One way or another, Corky was ready to be done with Maxwell Dalton. He?d squeezed all the entertainment value out of this situation. The time had come to move on.
Besides, soon he would need this room for Aelfric Manheim.