Alien in the House

Chapter 72



CHRISTMAS WAS IN TWO DAYS, meaning Jamie’s birthday was in two days. I wanted to get this entire Operation, whatever it was, put to bed before then. Just wasn’t sure we were going to manage it.

Once Cliff was bundled off, those of us who were muddy changed clothes, the men into yet another version of the Armani Fatigues, even Oliver. The Elves provided me with a black velour sweatsuit. Chose not to argue and hoped they’d learned their lesson about putting me into white.

Then we had a quick meeting, because Reader had recalled our other teams immediately once Cliff’s car had exploded. Unfortunately, no one had anything good to report, other than the fact that Dulce was confident they were going to be able to figure out what would cure Buchanan before the year was over.

“I think we all just need to rest,” Gower said once everyone’s reports of the nothing they’d found were complete. “We’ve been on edge and running for the past few days, and it’s taking its toll.”

“I agree,” Jeff said. “Reynolds, I want you staying in the Embassy.”

“Why?” Chuckie asked.

“Because if someone’s after Cliff, then there’s a good chance that same someone will be after you,” I replied. “Let’s keep as many of our people in A-C shielded facilities as we can.”

Chuckie shrugged. “Fine. I’ll have Kevin bring everyone back.”

Dad and Jamie came to the Embassy along with everyone else who’d been over at the Pontifex’s Residence. “I’m going to stay in your guest room, if that’s okay,” Dad said after Jeff and I got our hugs and kisses from our little girl and Reader and Gower gave up suggesting that she was safer at their home.

“That’s good with us, Dad.” Hey, the rooms were very soundproofed here. “Where is Mom going to be?”

“Working. The President is taking that car bomb very seriously. So, if she’s able to come back to sleep, she’ll come here, but I wouldn’t count on it, kitten.”

“No problem, Dad. We’re heading to full house territory, and who knows how many more unexpected guests we’ll have before this is all through.”

Speaking of our most unexpected guests, Rahmi and Rhee were thrilled to meet Jamie, happy to meet Denise and the Gower girls, pleasant enough to the other children, polite and stately to “the husband of the triumphant warrior who shaped the Great Kitty Katt” and, unsurprisingly, rude to Kevin.

Kevin, however, took it in stride. He gave the princesses a formal bow. “Your Highnesses, I’m Kevin Lewis, the Defense Attaché for the American Centaurion Embassy.”

Whatever the official title was for Our Guy In Charge of Fighting, those who made fighting their way of life always seemed able to recognize it. Both girls gave Kevin more attention than they’d given any man they’d met yet. Sure, he was tall, very dark, and even more handsome, but I doubted either Rahmi or Rhee was looking to make Denise’s marriage rocky. So far as their mother, the other Planetary Council members, and the A-Cs had told me, the Free Women had pretty much done away with men. I was fairly sure they procreated by way of a cloning process of some kind.

Rahmi inclined her head. “You are the one who vanquished the Leader of the Resistance? We had understood it was the Great Tito’s victory.”

We all stared at her. I recovered quickest. “Ah, no. My husband, Jeff, was the one who, ah, vanquished Kyrellis. I vanquished Moira.”

Rhee shook her head. “My sister means he who destroyed the would-be usurper to the Alpha Four throne.”

Had to take a couple moments to figure this one out. “Oh. You mean Gregory from Alpha Four?”

“Yes.” Rahmi looked at Kevin. “You did not vanquish the Leader?”

“No, your Highness, I did not. That was indeed the, ah, Great Tito’s doing.”

“Then why did the Great Tito allow you the position of Defense Attaché?” Rhee asked Kevin politely.

“Ah . . .” Kevin looked at me, clearly asking for diplomatic help.

“What did your mother tell you about my mother?” I asked the girls.

“Mother said that your mother trained you and molded you into the triumphant warrior you are,” Rahmi said with enthusiasm. “She said your mother was worthy to be a leader of the Free Women. And you as well,” she added quickly.

I doubted Renata had felt I had real Amazonian Leadership Potential, but I decided not to question Rahmi’s honesty, since she was doing her best to look innocent, and no one I’d ever met from the Alpha Centaurion system could lie very well to humans.

“Well, my mother recommended Kevin for the position he holds within our Embassy. She molded and trained him, too.”

“Oh!” both princesses chorused. They also both looked at Kevin with much more interest and admiration than they had before. He wasn’t getting full-on hero worship from them, but at least he was no longer a loser to be tolerated. Chose to put that into the win column.

It was past dinnertime, but most of us hadn’t eaten. Pierre and the Elves whipped up a nice, easy dinner while we all headed to the group dining room on the second floor. Tito and Nurse Carter, however, requested to have food sent down—neither one of them was willing to leave Buchanan unattended.

When Rahmi and Rhee offered to take the food to the Great Tito, though, I knew something had to be done. Looked at White, who smiled at me and nodded. “I’ll take the food down to the infirmary, Missus Martini. And I’ll keep Magdalena company and send the Great Tito up to have dinner with all of you.”

This offer earned White looks of appreciation from the princesses. He took trays down as Pierre started to get food onto the table, with Denise, Abigail, and Amy’s help, and the rest of us milled around and tried to stay out of their way.

Naomi did this by being on her phone talking to people about her wedding—from her attitude and tone of voice, I presumed she was talking to those who helped create weddings, as opposed to guests. At least I hoped she wasn’t snarling at guests and telling them she didn’t care about difficulty levels, money was no object, and to do what she wanted or suffer the consequences. Wasn’t sure whose money she meant, but A-C tradition said that the groom’s side paid for pretty much everything. Also wasn’t sure I liked her spending Chuckie’s money without care, but had to figure he’d told her to do it.

Tito arrived right after Naomi hung up on someone I particularly felt for in terms of her snarling attitude. I was happy for the distraction. Tito was wearing a suit. I knew he hadn’t been wearing one in the infirmary, so White had clearly impressed upon him that he had the most rabid of fans in the dining room. Because he lived in an A-C facility, this meant he was in the typical Armani Fatigues.

“You wanted me to join all of you for dinner, Kitty?” Tito sounded tired and just a tad annoyed. Hoped he wouldn’t follow Naomi’s lead and turn nasty because I didn’t think I was up to it.

“Yes. We have visitors from Beta Twelve, Queen Renata’s daughters, Princesses Rahmi and Rhee,” I indicated which was which. “They wanted very much to meet you. Princesses, may I present the Great Tito.”

Tito shot me the “you so crazy” look. So maybe White had only told Tito he was needed and to dress up. Which, knowing White’s sense of humor, was likely. “It’s an honor to meet you, Your Highnesses,” he said, putting out his hand.

Rahmi grabbed it and shook it vigorously. I got the impression hand shaking wasn’t something normally done on Beta Twelve and that she’d learned how to do this from the same source she’d used to pick her “disguise.”

“I am so honored to meet you,” she said breathlessly.

Rhee shoved in and literally grabbed Tito’s hand out of her sister’s so she could shake it as well. “Me too! I’m at least as honored as Rahmi. Maybe more.”

Tito looked confused but he rallied as he carefully extracted his hand. “I’m honored to meet the two of you as well. I hope your mother’s well?”

“Oh, yes,” Rahmi said. “Mother’s fine. Would you do us the honor of sitting with us for this meal?”

Tito looked around the room. “Seriously, you guys, this is a bad time to pull a practical joke, don’t you think?”

Every man in the room, my dad included, shook their heads vigorously. Jeff, Chuckie, and Christopher, who were all standing behind the princesses, each made his own version of the Stop/Cut/Shut Up/Kill Gesture.

Rahmi and Rhee looked crushed. “We didn’t mean to offend,” Rhee said in a whisper.

“Girls, the Great Tito did not mean it that way,” I said quickly. “We try not to put one warrior above the others here, and the Great Tito is very modest and humble. He’s not offended by your total and complete hero worship that has clearly been encouraged by your mother. He actually is modest, unlike me, so he’s a little embarrassed and is thinking we’ve asked you to tell him he’s great as a way of friendly, teasing camaraderie.”

The princesses didn’t look convinced, but Tito again proved that his main go-to move was being smart, capable, and fast in a danger situation. He turned back to the princesses and gave them a beaming smile. “Really? You’d do me the honor of letting me sit with not one but two of the finest warriors in the Alpha Centauri system?”

The girls perked up. “You can recognize that we’re great warriors?” Rahmi asked timidly.

“Absolutely. I met your mother, and there’s no way her daughters would be anything less than stellar. That she sent you here, alone, just proves that you’re the best of the best.” Tito walked to the dining table, stood in front of one chair, and pulled out the two on either side of it. “If you’d allow me the honor.”

The princesses rushed over and allowed Tito to help them into their chairs, Rahmi first and then Rhee, and push them in. The collective tension in the air ratcheted down to normal. Made a mental note to hurt White later, but realized that I’d never follow through on it. In the retelling, this was going to be hilarious.

As the princesses happily talked fighting with the Great Tito, the rest of us sat down and ate. The meal itself was uneventful, with the kids prattling about what they’d done on their extended sleepover, the couples getting to actually relax together, and everyone else talking about Jeff’s appointment.

Oliver had his Poof, Button, along for the ride, but he was concerned about Bellie, who was alone in his apartment. Reader sent a Field team to pick her up. Sadly, they were remarkably fast and efficient. Bellie was happily settled on the perch Jeff had refused to get rid of within fifteen minutes. Jeff, Oliver, and Vance were making much over her and giving her tons of bird treats less than a minute later.

“Bellie loves Mister! Bellie loves Jeff! Bellie loves Vance!”

“Nice of you to share, Bellie.”

“I like the bird,” Vance said. “She appears to have good taste. And she learned my name so quickly, too, so she’s clearly smart.”

Jeff and Oliver both started sharing the wonder that was Bellie with Vance, presumably so that he’d know all the details when they initiated him into the Bellie the Parrot Fan Club.

“I don’t get why Jeff loves that bird so much,” Christopher muttered. “At least the Peregrines do some actual work.”

“Dude, it’s like you read my mind.”