The middle spirit chortled, his yellow eyes gleaming. “A sword is such a small weapon. It does not have the pooooetry of a good epidemic.”
“Stop right there!” I said. “You can’t claim both my plagues and my poetry!”
“You are right,” said the spirit. “Enough wooooords.”
The three corpses shambled forward. I thrust out my arms, hoping to blast them to dust. Nothing happened.
“This is insufferable!” I complained. “How do demigods do it without an auto-win power?”
Meg jabbed her tree branch into the nearest spirit’s chest. The branch stuck. Glittering smoke began swirling down the length of the wood.
“Let go!” I warned. “Don’t let the nosoi touch you!”
Meg released the branch and scampered away.
Meanwhile, Percy Jackson charged into battle. He swung his sword, dodging the spirits’ attempts to snare him, but his efforts were futile. Whenever his blade connected with the nosoi, their bodies simply dissolved into glittery mist, then resolidified.
A spirit lunged to grab him. From the ground, Meg scooped up a frozen black peach and threw it with such force it embedded itself in the spirit’s forehead, knocking him down.
“We gotta run,” Meg decided.
“Yeah.” Percy backtracked toward us. “I like that idea.”
I knew running would not help. If it were possible to run from disease spirits, the medieval Europeans would’ve put on their track shoes and escaped the Black Death. (And FYI, the Black Death was not my fault. I took one century off to lie around the beach in Cabo, and came back and found that the nosoi had gotten loose and a third of the continent was dead. Gods, I was so irritated.)
But I was too terrified to argue. Meg and Percy sprinted off through the orchard, and I followed.
Percy pointed to a line of hills about a mile ahead. “That’s the western border of camp. If we can just get there…”
We passed an irrigation tank on a tractor-trailer. With a casual flick of his hand, Percy caused the side of the tank to rupture. A wall of water crashed into the three nosoi behind us.
“That was good.” Meg grinned, skipping along in her new green dress. “We’re going to make it!”
No, I thought, we’re not.
My chest ached. Each breath was a ragged wheeze. I resented that these two demigods could carry on a conversation while running for their lives while I, the immortal Apollo, was reduced to gasping like a catfish.
“We can’t—” I gulped. “They’ll just—”
Before I could finish, three glittering pillars of smoke plumed from the ground in front of us. Two of the nosoi solidified into cadavers—one with a peach for a third eye, the other with a tree branch sticking out of his chest.
The third spirit…Well, Percy didn’t see it in time. He ran straight into the plume of smoke.
“Don’t breathe!” I warned him.
Percy’s eyes bugged out as if to say, Seriously? He fell to his knees, clawing at his throat. As a son of Poseidon, he could probably breathe underwater, but holding one’s breath for an indeterminate amount of time was a different matter altogether.
Meg picked up another withered peach from the field, but it would offer her little defense against the forces of darkness.
I tried to figure out how to help Percy—because I am all about helping—but the branch-impaled nosos charged at me. I turned and fled, running face-first into a tree. I’d like to tell you that was part of my plan, but even I, with all my poetic skill, cannot put a positive spin on it.
I found myself flat on my back, spots dancing in my eyes, the cadaverous visage of the plague spirit looming over me.
“Which fatal illness shall I use to kill the great Apolloooo?” the spirit gurgled. “Anthrax? Perhaps eboooola…”
“Hangnails,” I suggested, trying to squirm away from my tormentor. “I live in fear of hangnails.”
“I have the answer!” the spirit cried, rudely ignoring me. “Let’s try this!”
He dissolved into smoke and settled over me like a glittering blanket.
Peaches in combat
I am hanging it up now
My brain exploded
I WILL NOT SAY my life passed before my eyes.
I wish it had. That would’ve taken several months, giving me time to figure out an escape plan.
Instead, my regrets passed before my eyes. Despite being a gloriously perfect being, I do have a few regrets. I remembered that day at Abbey Road Studios, when my envy led me to set rancor in the hearts of John and Paul and break up the Beatles. I remembered Achilles falling on the plains of Troy, cut down by an unworthy archer because of my wrath.
I saw Hyacinthus, his bronze shoulders and dark ringlets gleaming in the sunlight. Standing on the sideline of the discus field, he gave me a brilliant smile. Even you can’t throw that far, he teased.
Watch me, I said. I threw the discus, then stared in horror as a gust of wind made it veer, inexplicably, toward Hyacinthus’s handsome face.