The Heavenly Table

“That reward’s over five thousand dollars, Daddy,” Luther said.

“Well, I’ll be goddamned. So that’s why that mustachioed bastard was so tight-lipped.” Five thousand dollars, Wallingford thought. He could solve all of his problems with that kind of money. Not only could he get out from under the bitch in Washington Court House, he could retire and never have to worry again about being assassinated. He’d swear off strange pussy and renew his marriage vows, maybe even— “We gotta hurry ’fore they get away,” Sugar said urgently. “They’re not gonna stick around now.”

“Where did you see ’em last?” Wallingford said.

Sugar hesitated. “No, no, I can’t be playin’ it that way. You’d end up with the reward all to your own self.”

“Well, maybe we better talk about that then. How much are ye willing to settle for?”

“All of it.”

Wallingford laughed. “Bullshit. We’re the ones takin’ all the risk. Either cough up a figure that makes sense, or get your ass out of here.”

Sugar tried to calculate in his head. He wasn’t good with numbers, but he did know that half of five thousand still added up to a lot of cash. “All right then,” he said. “I’ll settle for half. But that’s as low as I’ll go.”

“Half! These fuckers have murdered a shitload of people already. Hell, we’ll be lucky if we don’t get killed.”

“Yeah, but—”

“One third,” Wallingford said. “That’s my final offer.”

“How much is that?” Sugar said.

“I reckon that’d be around sixteen hundred, wouldn’t it, Luther?” Wallingford said with a wink to his son.

“About that, yeah.”

Well, Sugar thought, even with only a third he could buy an automobile and a nice suit and a new bowler and a case of whiskey and still have quite a chunk left over. “Okay,” he said, sticking his hand out to shake on the deal. He could already see the look on Flora’s face when he pulled up in front of her apartment and tooted the horn. It would be even more satisfying than walking into Leroy’s with a new woman on his arm.

As Wallingford gripped the man’s sweaty hand, he asked, “So where they at?”

“Uptown.”

“Shit, that don’t tell me anything. Come on, boy, time’s a-wasting.”

“No, I’ll take ye there,” Sugar said. “That’s the only way I’m doin’ it.”

Wallingford sighed and turned to Luther. “Go back to the jail and get my shotgun and a couple rifles. Make sure they’re loaded. Then meet us up at Paint and Main.”

“I’ll need a gun, too,” Sugar said. “They already tried to kill me once.”

“No way,” Wallingford said. “Christ, son, I give you a gun people will think I’ve lost my mind. I just had you locked up this morning. Now come on, let’s go.”

When people saw the chief of police walking behind a black man who had shit stains on his tattered clothes, some, either out of curiosity or drunkenness or both, began to tag along. By this time, many of them had heard that the soldiers had captured one of the Jewett Gang, and since Wallingford refused to answer any of their questions, quite a few became convinced that they were hot on the trail of the other two outlaws. Some ran home to get their own guns, others slipped away to lock their doors or get another drink. By the time Luther showed up with the weapons and Sugar led the two policemen to the front of the Hotel McCarthy, there must have been fifty people behind them.

“So this is where they’re staying?” Wallingford said to Sugar quietly.

“I saw ’em go in there just ’fore I came lookin’ for you.”

Satisfied that the informant was telling the truth, the chief turned to Luther and said, “Arrest this man and take him back to the jail.”

“Who?” Sugar asked.

Luther pulled out his service revolver and pointed it at the black man. “You heard him. You’re under arrest.”

“For what? I showed you where they was.”

Wallingford looked back at the crowd of people milling about, many of them now armed. “Disturbin’ the peace.”

“You dirty sonofabitch,” Sugar cried. “I should’ve figured. Goddamn white bastards are all the same.”

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