When I exited, Asher was shedding his shirt and flinging it onto his bed.
My mouth went dry. Seriously, for such a slim guy, he knew how to pack a few awesome muscles into his lean frame. Then he reached for his fly, and my eyes almost bugged from my head.
“Wha...wha...whatcha doing?” I managed to ask.
He shimmied his jeans down his legs until he was in nothing but boxer shorts. “I’d rather not smell like Holden’s ass for the rest of the night so I’m taking a quick shower.”
“Oh.” I couldn’t take my eyes off him as he unzipped his duffle and fished around inside, keeping his boxer shorts on. I should probably look away or do something productive like... I don’t know. But I really needed to stop gawking.
Not that I did that either.
I just kept right on staring...and probably drooling.
“Damn,” Asher muttered suddenly. “I forgot to pack my bathroom shit.” He glanced up. “Hey, did you bring any toiletries? I hate those little bars of soap they leave. It’s like they only provide enough to clean your big toe.”
It took me a second to actually return to reality and the conversation at hand, and then I blinked. “You forgot everything? How can you forget all your freaking toiletries?”
As I hauled my luggage onto my bed and opened it, easing my hand inside and afraid of what I might’ve left sitting on top, Asher snorted. “How can you remember all of them?”
Extracting my very manly cosmetic bag, I flung it toward him, where he caught it effortlessly. “It’s not that difficult.”
He opened my tote and whistled. “Jesus, you really did remember everything, too. What the hell is all this for?”
Offended by his question, I scowled. “What do you mean? I only brought what I needed.”
“Really?” Arching one eyebrow, he lifted a bottle. “You need this? I don’t even know what it is?”
“It’s gel. You know, to style your hair.”
“Right.” He shoved it back into the tote, only to fish out a comb, soap, shampoo, and aerosol deodorant. “This is all you need, man. And a razor if you’re going to be gone a while.”
With a sniff, I rolled my eyes. “Such a caveman.”
He laughed. “Shut up.” With a grin, he flung my bag at me. Unprepared, I fumbled to catch it against my chest.
“I’m taking a shower,” he announced as he strolled into the bathroom with my things. “Thanks for letting me borrow your shit. I owe you one.”
“Uh-huh,” I murmured, distracted as I glanced into my cosmetics bag. “Wait! Don’t you want the conditioner?” Pulling it out, I held it up for him to see.
He paused and glanced back, scowling. “I thought only women used that.”
“Oh, gee, would you read this here little label? It says conditioner for men.”
“Yeah, but only—” He broke off suddenly, as if he knew he was about to say something offensive.
“Only what?” I asked, lifting my brows. “Go ahead and finish that sentence. Only gay guys use it?”
He scowled. “That’s...not what I was going to say.”
I sent him a look, letting him know I knew better, and he frowned harder.
Then I sighed. “I seriously can’t believe you don’t condition your hair.” It looked so soft and shiny, as if it was properly taken care of. “With those blond highlights, you must have split ends galore. It’s just...what a sad state of affairs is all I can say. And I bet your roots—”
“Oh, brother.” He reached out a hand. “Toss me the fucking conditioner.”
I did, smiling smugly for some reason. “And when you’re done, I’ll use the gel on you and show you how to probably style that gorgeous mane of yours.”
He froze, staring at me, only his eyelashes moving as he blinked. “You...want to style my hair?”
“What?” I asked innocently. “I’m gay, remember?”
A small smile cracked his lips and his shoulders relaxed an inch. “You’re fucking with me right now, aren’t you?”
“Of course.” With a wink, I blew a kiss at him. “How could I resist?”
“Jesus.” Shaking his head and chuckling softly under his breath, he began to close himself inside his bathroom as he said, “I knew there was a reason I liked you.”
As the latch clicked shut, a broad smile swept across my face. That had been kind of fun.
Note to self: verbally joust with Asher Hart as often as possible.
Sure, he’d treated me like a guy the entire time, but this giddy little bubble inside me kept floating higher and higher in my chest.
Despite his forgetfulness and complete lack of organizational skills, Asher was a cool guy. Not once on the ride up here had he done anything to annoy me, quite unlike the other two, who thank God, I was actually relieved I didn’t have to room with. And he had my sense of humor. No one had my sense of humor.