Suddenly I’m happy that Sebastian’s here. With a gun.
Sebastian must be thinking the same things that I am. “Have you lived in San Francisco all your life, Jono?”
He nods. “Born and bred. In the Bay City area, anyway. My parents still live out in Diablo. I visit them sometimes.”
“Diablo . . .” I frown, remembering it simply for its name when Ned was talking about it once. “I thought that was a wealthy neighborhood.”
“It is,” Sebastian mumbles, just before downing a sip from his bottle of Bud.
Jono snorts. “No one there is going hungry, that’s for sure.”
I look to Sebastian, who’s watching Jono with mild curiosity now. “So that means . . .”
Jono takes a huge bite of his burger and then says something that sounds like, “My parents are rich.”
I don’t like to pry, and normally I don’t care enough to, but this is just too sad. And weird. “So your wealthy parents disowned you and you live on the streets.”
“Disowned?” He scoffs, like the idea is preposterous. “No. I left of my own free will when I was twenty. I’ve been on the streets for almost a year now.”
“But you have a roof to sleep under.” A beautiful roof, I’m sure.
“If I wanted to continue mankind’s dependence on artificial happiness.”
“Jono made the decision to turn away from the materialism and capitalism that feed today’s greedy civilization and live a simpler life,” Dakota explains, not a hint of irony or criticism in her tone. Jono, who is only twenty-one and therefore five years younger than her. “Isn’t that fascinating?”
“So you’re not actually homeless.”
“Oh, I am,” Jono says, his brow furrowing in earnest.
“No, you’re a California bum. There’s a difference.” There’s plenty of them, more the closer to San Diego that you go, where it’s even warmer. They couch-surf at people’s houses, surf and party all day, and feed themselves with food stamps. I can’t say how often Ned bitched about those leeches. At least every time one of them wandered into the shop in flip-flops and his board tucked under his arm, definitely.
Sebastian clears his throat, hiding a small smile behind his burger, but says nothing.
“I’m exercising my right to live how I want to in my country. Isn’t that why America is so great?” He grins and nods at Dakota, waiting for her smile and nod. “See? She gets it. I don’t need all those covetous belongings—the Mercedes, the designer clothes—and the pressure of the rat race that gets you nowhere.”
“You mean nowhere like a job? To pay your bills?” I’ve never actually had a serious conversation with one of these bums before. Is this guy for real?
He shrugs. “I have no bills, and if I get a job, then I have to pay taxes. Why would I want to do that?”
“To earn your keep?” I know my voice is rising now, but I can’t help it. I guess Ned rubbed off on me, because this guy’s logic is making me insane.
“There’s enough money to go around.”
“But . . .” I feel my face crinkle up before I can control it. I open my mouth to say that that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard, but I find a burger shoved into it, thanks to Sebastian. He winks at me.
Jono turns his attention to him now. “Dude, you get me, right? The way this government expects us to serve its whims, buy into its bullshit, and fight its battles like little puppets and sheep, under the guise of freedom and honor, when it’s all about greed and power.”
This idiot just said that to a soldier. Oh, the irony is too much.