Behind every book is a village of dedicated people making everything happen, and this one is no exception. I have a bunch of people to thank for their endless support and enthusiasm.
First, Krista Marino deserves a crown (and a vacation) for her tireless work on this book in its many incarnations. I can’t believe the new heights we have brought this story to. Thank you for guiding me toward the book I always wanted to write—and for doing so very patiently! Also, thank you for sharing my dark, twisted taste.
Suzie Townsend, my agent and champion. Don’t ever go anywhere. I would die without you. (Just kidding. But seriously. Don’t leave me.)
Everyone at New Leaf Literary and Media—Joanna, Sara, Pouya, Mia, Kathleen, Jackie, Jaida, Danielle, Chris, Hillary, and Mike—you guys are a dream team. Thanks for putting tape over your mouths for me.
Aisha Cloud, my publicist, who works continually to make miracles happen on my behalf. Aisha is also insanely cool.
The absolutely incredible team at Random House Children’s Books: Beverly Horowitz, Monica Jean, Kimberly Lauber, John Adamo, Mary McCue, Dominique Cimina, Adrienne Waintraub, Laura Antonacci, Alissa Nigro, Kate Keating, and Angela Carlino.
The Slackers—especially Lindsey Culli and Steph Kuehn.
My family and friends for putting up with the highs and lows of loving a writer, especially Kevin “Wonder Husband” Thomas.
And my psychiatrist, for keeping me sane long enough to finish this book.