ALBUS: And I wouldn’t expect you to. But I’m staying here.
ROSE looks at him a second and then leaves the compartment.
ROSE: Fine!
SCORPIUS and ALBUS are left — looking at each other — unsure.
SCORPIUS: Thank you.
ALBUS: No. No. I didn’t stay — for you — I stayed for your sweets.
SCORPIUS: She’s quite fierce.
ALBUS: Yes. Sorry.
SCORPIUS: No. I like it. Do you prefer Albus or Al?
SCORPIUS grins and pops two sweets into his mouth.
ALBUS (thinks): Albus.
SCORPIUS (as smoke comes out of his ears): THANK YOU FOR STAYING FOR MY SWEETS, ALBUS!
ALBUS (laughing): Wow.
ACT ONE, SCENE FOUR
TRANSITION SCENE
And now we enter a never-world of time change. And this scene is all about magic. The changes are rapid as we leap between worlds. There are no individual scenes, but fragments, shards that show the constant progression of time.
Initially we’re inside Hogwarts, in the Great Hall, and everyone is dancing around ALBUS.
POLLY CHAPMAN: Albus Potter.
KARL JENKINS: A Potter. In our year.
YANN FREDERICKS: He’s got his hair. He’s got hair just like him.
ROSE: And he’s my cousin. (As they turn.) Rose Granger-Weasley. Nice to meet you.
The SORTING HAT walks through the students, who spring into their Houses.
It becomes quickly apparent he’s approaching ROSE, who is tense as she awaits her fate.
SORTING HAT:
I’ve done this job for centuries
On every student’s head I’ve sat
Of thoughts I take inventories
For I’m the famous Sorting Hat
I’ve sorted high, I’ve sorted low,
I’ve done the job through thick and thin
So put me on and you will know
Which House you should be in . . .
Rose Granger-Weasley.
He puts his hat on ROSE’s head.
GRYFFINDOR!
There’s cheering from the Gryffindors as ROSE joins them.
ROSE: Thank Dumbledore.
SCORPIUS runs to take ROSE’s place under the SORTING HAT’s glare.
SORTING HAT: Scorpius Malfoy.
He puts his hat on SCORPIUS’s head.
SLYTHERIN!
SCORPIUS was expecting this, he nods and half smiles. There’s cheering from the Slytherins as he joins them.
POLLY CHAPMAN: Well, that makes sense.
ALBUS walks swiftly to the front of the stage.
SORTING HAT: Albus Potter.
He puts his hat on ALBUS’s head — and this time he seems to take longer — almost as if he too is confused.
SLYTHERIN!
There’s a silence.
A perfect, profound silence.
One that sits low, twists a bit, and has damage within it.
POLLY CHAPMAN: Slytherin?
CRAIG BOWKER JR.: Whoa! A Potter? In Slytherin.
ALBUS looks out, unsure. SCORPIUS smiles, delighted, as he shouts across to him.
SCORPIUS: You can stand next to me!
ALBUS (thoroughly discombobulated): Right. Yes.
YANN FREDERICKS: I suppose his hair isn’t that similar.
ROSE: Albus? But this is wrong, Albus. This is not how it’s supposed to be.
And suddenly a flying lesson is happening with MADAM HOOCH.
MADAM HOOCH: Well, what are you all waiting for? Everyone stand by a broomstick. Come on, hurry up.
The kids all hurry into position beside their brooms.
Stick out your hands out over your broom, and say, “Up!”
EVERYONE: UP!
ROSE’s and YANN’s brooms sail into their hands.
ROSE and YANN: Yes!
MADAM HOOCH: Come on, now, I’ve no time for shirkers. Say “UP.” “UP” like you mean it.
EVERYONE (bar ROSE and YANN): UP!
Brooms sail up, including SCORPIUS’s. Only ALBUS is left with his broom on the floor.
EVERYONE (bar ROSE, YANN, and ALBUS): YES!
ALBUS: Up. UP. UP.
His broom doesn’t move. Not even a millimeter. He stares at it with disbelieving desperation. There’s giggling from the rest of the class.
POLLY CHAPMAN: Oh Merlin’s beard, how humiliating! He really isn’t like his father at all, is he?
KARL JENKINS: Albus Potter, the Slytherin Squib.
MADAM HOOCH: Okay. Children. Time to fly.
And suddenly HARRY appears from nowhere beside ALBUS as steam expands all over the stage.
We’re back on platform nine and three-quarters and time has ticked on mercilessly. ALBUS is now a year older (as is HARRY, but less noticeably).
ALBUS: I’m just asking you, Dad, if you’ll — if you’ll just stand a little away from me.
HARRY (amused): Second-years don’t like to be seen with their dads, is that it?
An OVER-ATTENTIVE WIZARD begins to circle them.
ALBUS: No. It’s just — you’re you and — and I’m me and — HARRY: It’s just people looking, okay? People look. And they’re looking at me, not you.
The OVER-ATTENTIVE WIZARD proffers something for HARRY to sign — he signs it.
ALBUS: At Harry Potter and his disappointing son.
HARRY: What does that mean?
ALBUS: At Harry Potter and his Slytherin son.
JAMES rushes past them, carrying his bag.
JAMES: Slythering Slytherin, stop with your dithering, time to get onto the train.
HARRY: Unnecessary, James.
JAMES (long gone): See you at Christmas, Dad.
HARRY looks at ALBUS, concerned.
HARRY: Al —