It didn’t hurt to ask.
We traversed the hill down to the swimming hole, following the voices. We found a few groups of people situated around the water, picnicking. It wasn’t until I was at the shoreline that I realized just how big this place was. I’d assumed that the “swimming hole” was going to be an actual tiny hole, but I couldn’t have been more wrong. It was an oasis, canopied by trees, shielded from everything man-made.
Chad pulled out a blanket large enough for eight people and spread it on an empty patch of grass. Then we sat and just stared out into the water.
“This is great,” I murmured, turning my face up to the sun. The area was large enough that despite the other people, it was quiet and peaceful. “What is it about trickling water that makes you just want to curl up and take a nap?” I asked, closing my eyes and leaning back. It was soothing. I could almost feel the water sliding over me.
I opened my eyes when I heard the first click and saw Chad standing over me, taking my picture. “Oh no, mister. I’m not going to be in the campaign. Let me take one of you two snuggled up by that big ol’ tree.”
“Are you kidding? You looked gorgeous. Very Zen. What better sales pitch for crazy busy New Yorkers than to see one of their own totally zoned out?”
He had a point.
I let him click away while I soaked up the autumnal sun, happy to be in the middle of nowhere.
This town was killing me.
The day was very fruitful but long, and by the time we finished up at the swimming hole, I was plumb tuckered out. So the boys took me back to their place for tea and cookies.
“Your home is beautiful,” I remarked, sitting in their warm and cozy kitchen as they bustled about.
“Thank you! It took some work, but it was worth it,” Logan said.
“Some work? It took a shit ton of work,” Chad exclaimed by the stove, waiting for the teakettle to whistle. “But yes, totally worth it.”
I could tell. On the main drag in town, it was a restored Victorian complete with a turret and widow’s walk. Inside, several of the walls had been removed and doorways widened, creating a much more open, livable space. Painted in creamy whites and muted grays, with pops of teal and aquamarine scattered throughout, it was a very sweet home. And big!
“How many bedrooms do you have here?” I asked as Chad poured water into a teapot.
“Five, but one is an office,” he answered.
“And the turret room is a second office, on the third floor,” Logan chimed in.
“A big house for just two boys. Planning a family?” I asked as the first swirls of chamomile came wafting through the air. The two exchanged glances. “Sorry, too personal? Feel free to tell me to shut it—I always stick my nose in where I probably shouldn’t.”
“No, no, it’s not that. We’re trying to make some decisions about exactly that. Lots of pressure, you know,” Logan said, setting down a plate of shortbread. “Everyone has an opinion on when and how.”
“Don’t talk to my mother, then,” I said, leaning over and grabbing my own cookie. “If she had her way, everyone would have kids—several of them. The gays, the straights, the singles, the mingles, everyone breeding round the clock.”
“That’s exactly like my mom!” Chad rolled his eyes. “You buy a house, and as soon as the housewarming presents stop, the baby talk begins.
“When exactly is that happening, by the way?” Logan asked, slapping at Chad’s hand as he tried to snatch a cookie.
“Longer than you think, if you keep trying to bogart the shortbread,” Chad answered promptly, dodging another slap successfully and biting into butter heaven. “Fuck me, these are good. Roxie?” he asked, little shortbread crumbs puffing out.
“Roxie,” Logan said, nodding. “You went through all the trouble to get that cookie, you should consider keeping some of it in your mouth.” He leaned across and immediately began wiping up Chad’s puffs.
“Quiet, you,” Chad warned, lifting the lid off the teapot and calling it good. Pouring a round for all three of us, he carried a tray loaded down with cream and sugar, and more of the shortbread cookies, into the living room at the front of the house.
From that vantage point, nearly all of Maple Street, only a block south of Main, was visible. Pumpkins on every porch, leaves raked into tidy but very jumpable piles in every front lawn, golden retrievers being walked by adorable children as far as the eye could see.
“Was that a good sigh or a bad sigh?” Logan asked.
“Hmm?”
“You sighed. Good or bad?”
“Good sigh. For sure, a good sigh.”
“Pleasantly tired, perhaps?” Logan asked. Both of them leaned forward slightly, and I got the vaguest impression of two mountain lions fixing on their prey, just before they jumped.
“Well, you two did drag me all over creation and back,” I said.