“Don’t,” I said, rolling my eyes. “Don’t give me the pity choice. Just because I have yet to win doesn’t mean you need to feel sorry for me.”
“Oh, honey,” he cooed, coughing out a laugh as his eyes stayed on the road. “But I do feel sorry for you. That’s a nasty strawberry on your knee.”
“That you poured hand sanitizer on!”
“To keep away infection,” he said, smiling, and I let it go. He’d been kind of sweet after the fall. I could tell he felt really bad. It was a little bit adorable.
“Eddy’s Hot Stop,” I said. “Go, asshole.”
“Atta girl,” he said around a laugh as he hit the blinker.
I don’t know why, but there was something about the way he said “Atta girl” that made me feel warm everywhere.
I stared out the window as he turned into the lot and headed for a gas pump. The rule was that no one could start until the car was put in park.
“You look tense,” he said, slowly cruising toward the covered fuel pumps. “You all right there, buddy?”
“Don’t distract me,” I said, glancing over at him.
Which was a mistake, because he was grinning as if he’d never seen anything more amusing than me, poised and ready to jump from the car. “Wanna know why you’ll never win this game?” he asked.
“Oh, but I will,” I replied, biting the inside of my cheek so I didn’t smile back at him.
“It’s because you lack the killer instinct.”
“I do not,” I said, leaning forward as he started slowing.
“Yes, you do,” he said, and even without looking I could hear the smart-ass grin in his voice. “If you run into the bathroom and there’s one open stall and two of you ladies, are you going to push the other chick out of the way?”
Of course I wouldn’t. But I said, “If it means beating you, then yes.”
“Liar,” he drawled, and the way he said it brought my eyes back to his face again.
There was a challenge in his dark eyes as they met mine, in the wicked smile that turned up his mouth. If it were anyone else, looking at me like that, I would call it wildly flirtatious.
But this was Charlie.
This was just the thrill of competition.
Right?
He jammed the shifter into park, and our doors flew open. We each leaped from the car and full-out sprinted toward the gas station doors, and for once I was a hair ahead of him.
“I’m right at your heels, Glasses,” he said, trying to distract me.
“Shut up.” I pushed the door with both hands, not yielding at all as I ran into the convenience store. The people in line at the counter looked at us as we flew past, but I kept my focus on the bathrooms.
“Coming hot on your left,” Charlie breathed, and the sound of him chasing me was downright predatorial.
“Staying hot on your right,” I panted.
The bathrooms waited for us at the back of the gas station, and we didn’t even slow as we each plowed through our respective door. I flew into a stall, hurried, splashed through the world’s fastest hand washing, and ran back out, ignoring the stares as I sprinted past the Pepsi coolers and blasted out the door.
I had a clear path to his car, and there wasn’t a sprinting Charlie in sight.
I was finally going to control the radio.
I ran all the way up to his car and slapped the hood with both hands—as per the rules—before jumping up and down, even though I was standing by myself next to his car.
Only, after ten more seconds, I wondered what was up.
Where the hell was Charlie?
The couple in the car on the other side of the gas pump was giving me Is she high side-eye, so I gave them a closed-mouth smile and got into the car.
While wondering where the hell he was. Was he okay? Had something happened? Was he in trouble? Just when I was reaching for my bag to find my phone, it started ringing.
“Gah.” I fumbled and fished it out, saw Charlie was calling, and raised it to my ear. “You lost. Come out and accept your shame.”
“I can’t,” he said, and his voice sounded… weird.
“What’s wrong?” I asked. “Are you sick?”
“No,” he said quietly, then said, “Well, yes, I kind of think I will be soon.”
“What?” My heart sped up at the sound of Charlie sounding… off. “Are you okay? What can I do?”
He sighed and muttered, “I dropped my keys.”
“Um.” What? “So pick them up…?”
He sighed again. “That’s the thing. I can’t.”
“Did they fall down a hole or something?”
Oh God. How were we going to get to the condo before midnight if he’d dropped his keys down a hole?
“Or something. They’re in the urinal.”
“What?” I looked over my shoulder at the gas station. “So… shouldn’t they be easy to grab?”
“I, um.” He cleared his throat, sounding very uncomfortable, and said, “I can’t.”
I sat there for a half second before saying, “Charlie, are you telling me your keys are right there in the urinal, but you can’t grab them?”
It was quiet for a moment before he said, “Yes.”
I didn’t know what this meant, but I knew him well enough to know this was something. I asked, “Is anyone else in the bathroom?”
“No.”
“I’ll be right there.”
I grabbed my purse, got out of the car, and went back inside the convenience store. I felt like an idiot as everyone I’d sprinted past a minute earlier stared at me, but I kept my eyes trained on the bathrooms in the rear of the store.
“Charlie?” I approached the men’s room and opened the door a crack. “Am I good to come in?”
“Yeah,” I heard him say.
I opened the door, and when I got inside, I found Charlie looking miserable. He watched me with one dark eyebrow raised, his hair tousled like he’d been dragging his hand through it. Oh, how I wanted to give him so much shit.
But I didn’t. I couldn’t.
I couldn’t help the lump in my stomach. Seeing Charlie being… un-Charlie was surprisingly unsettling.
I said, “First things first. Did you pee on your keys?”
The corner of his mouth kicked up the tiniest bit. “Of course not.”
“And they’re…” I gestured with my chin to the urinal beside him.
“Yes.” He moved so I could see his keys sitting in the urinal. It looked clean-ish, and I was surprised he hadn’t just grabbed them. Yes, gas station urinals were beyond disgusting, but I’d pictured it much worse. He said, “I moved too fast when I ran in here and missed my pocket entirely.”
“Oof.” I stared at the urinal before shrugging and committing to the task at hand. “I’m going in.”
“Oh God,” he groaned, his strong nose crinkling like a little kid’s when presented with an unwanted vegetable. “So gross.”
And just then I wanted to hug Charlie. I knew nothing about why he was physically incapable of sticking his hand into the dirty urinal, but I knew him well enough to know that he’d rather do just about anything than have someone witness what he surely perceived as a moment of “weakness.”
“Why don’t you go buy our snacks—because I’m the winner,” I said, hoping to make him smile. “And fill up the car. I’ll be out in just a sec.”
His eyes went serious again. “You sure? That’s pretty disgusting.”
I nodded. “It’s no big deal. Get me Twizzlers and a white Rockstar, please.”