To Marry a Prince

Chapter 12

‘… and then Meeting Them’ – Girl About Town

In the end, Richard’s office and the Queen’s negotiated a late supper that very evening, after she had returned from a recital given by a prize-winning string quartet at the Royal College of Music.

The prospect flung Bella into an uncharacteristic panic. ‘What do I wear?’ she wailed.

Lottie was astonished. She had never heard her friend in such a stew. Without ever appearing to be much interested in clothes, Bella had acquired her own style over the years and usually carried it off with a certain flair.

‘What’s the fuss about? You’re the coolest woman I know,’ Lottie told her now.

But at the prospect of meeting her boyfriend’s mother for the first time, Bella had lost all self-confidence. Bad advance publicity didn’t help. Nor did the Royal sniffiness which she had decided was a cast-iron certainty

‘Calm down,’ said Lottie. ‘Let’s both take the afternoon off, for a start.’ She told work that she needed to take some time at home to work through ideas for a campaign, and left the office early.

‘Well, it’s true,’ she said defiantly, when Bella raised an eyebrow. ‘I just didn’t say it was a campaign we were going to be paid for. Now let’s go through your wardrobe and mine.’

Lottie was a chameleon, with a wide range of clients and an even wider range of friends. She had three wardrobes. Bella only had one and she couldn’t think of a single item that would be suitable.

Bella tried on every single dress in Lottie’s wardrobe from an irregular black and white print – ‘Ascot,’ said Lottie fondly; ‘Makes me look like a Dalmatian,’ said Bella, not even bothering to do up the zip at the back—to a classic Little Scarlet Dress – ‘Very little. Much too scarlet,’ said Bella with regret.

Eventually they could not see Lottie’s bed for the tumble of silks and chiffons and jersey and …

‘It’s hopeless,’ said Bella, nearly in tears. ‘I’m just not comfortable in your clothes. And the only thing that I have that’s remotely formal is the ghastly suit my mother bought me.’

‘Go and put it on,’ urged Lottie. ‘It might be better than you think.

But when Bella came back, she gave a low whistle and shook her head. ‘Holy cow! Pure Stepford Wife. Get it off, get it off … I can’t bear to look at it.’

They went and sat glumly on the end of Bella’s bed, inspecting her clothes.

‘Of course,’ said Lottie thoughtfully, after a while, ‘it doesn’t have to be a dress. I mean, this is an informal supper, right? We’re not talking tiara and orders. You’ve always got the Ginger Rogers Cocktail Look.’

In a trip round Greenwich Market one Sunday, Bella had discovered a vintage pair of very wide-legged black silk trousers. They looked dreadful on the stall, but she had been certain they had promise. After a little love and attention, they had proved to be very stylish. Now she tried them on and at once they felt right, especially when she added her cute T-bar heels. But neither Lottie nor Bella had a jacket that worked with them.

‘What they need,’ said Bella, turning this way and that in front of the mirror, ‘is a very simple white silk shirt.’

Lottie bounced to her feet. ‘And I know exactly where you can get one.’

As a redhead, Lottie only ever wore cream rather than white, but she had bought a wonderful tailored silk shirt from one of Carlos’s other clients only last week. As soon as Bella tried it on, she agreed the shape was perfect. The boutique still had one in white. Bella returned triumphant.

‘It makes me feel like myself,’ she told her friend, with a great sigh of relief.

‘That’s what you need. Now,’ Lottie advanced with a determined expression, ‘pearl earrings. I don’t want to hear a word about Lady Golfers or Jane Austen. This is a classic look.’

And when she had them on, Bella had to agree. Even so, she held her breath in case Richard staggered back, saying, ‘You cannot call on the Queen wearing trousers.’

But he arrived early and wanted to leave at once.

‘My father gets out of the classical stuff if he can, so he’ll be at home anyway. We can see him first.’

‘He’s not having dinner with us?’ said Bella, surprised.

Richard shrugged. ‘He likes his routine. He never eats late. How’s your day been?’

‘No problem so far. I didn’t answer calls from anyone I didn’t know. A couple of journos left messages on my voice mail. My mother’s told the Golf Club and wants to show you off to them as soon as possible. My grandmother wants to check you out. My father is still fulminating. Could be worse.’

‘Not bad at all,’ he agreed.

This time he was driving a powerful black car, with a dashboard like a rocket ship’s. The policemen on the gate at the Palace clearly recognised it. They swung open the doors and raised their hands as he drove through. He gave them a friendly wave.

He drove into an inner courtyard and parked close to a covered walkway. It was starting to snow again. They left footprints behind as they ran for shelter.

Richard took her hand. ‘Stick close to me. This place is a rabbit warren.’

He was right. They went into an eighteenth-century bit, all wooden floors and polished banisters, through a service corridor that might once have led to kitchens which now seemed to be office accommodation, and then up and down so many little half-staircases that Bella’s head started to spin. But then the portraits got grander and marble columns started to appear.

‘The public rooms, with thrones and so forth, for investitures, dinners, and occasions of national importance,’ Richard said conscientiously. ‘Lots of pictures of battles and men in uniform.’ He stopped in front of one epauletted grandee.

‘Leopold, the Prince Consort. It’s his fault I have this damn’ great nose. He’s wearing the uniform of a British Field Marshal.’ He studied Leopold with some affection. ‘In fact, he really was a soldier, so he was more entitled to wear uniform than most of the other old mountebanks. He fought against Napoleon for the Tsar, though he was rather keen on the French before Napoleon decided on world domination. It was always said that he brought a touch of French style to the court, balancing the excesses of George IV.’

It sounded as if he were talking about a friend. Bella wondered what it would be like to know your ancestors in such detail. She didn’t know anything about any of hers, beyond her grandmothers. She said so.

‘It’s easy enough to find out if you’re interested. I’ve been to several Family History centres. Fascinating places.’

‘I might do that one day,’ said Bella, not meaning it.

He took her up another staircase and down a corridor. Bella had half expected flunkeys in knee breeches, or at least maids, to be flitting about. But the only people to be seen were on the walls. The portraits were smaller here, though, and there were more women.

‘Queen Charlotte by Watts, 1850 or so. She got plump like her father and rather sententious, but she was very racy in her day … had several flings as a teenager … but Leopold seems to have calmed her down.’ Richard moved on. ‘Her daughter Virginia, also by Watts. She was rather dreamy and poetic but she knew her own mind. Defied her mother, turned down a Danish prince to marry an American and went to live in Charleston.’

‘My grandmother comes from Charleston. Well, she did forty years ago. Then she met my grandfather and went travelling with him, and they came back to England when he retired.’

‘She’s the one who wants to check me out?’

‘Yes. You’ll have to be on your best behaviour, too. She has Standards, my grandmother.’

‘I’ll do my best. Only one left?’

‘Yes. I hardly remember my mother’s mother.’

‘I have the full complement, God help me. My father’s mother lives in a castle in Wales, where she Encourages the Arts and breeds Siamese cats. And my mother’s mother has hobbies that include younger men and roulette.’

‘Goodness!’

It didn’t sound as if he liked either of them very much. Bella bit her lip. She adored Granny Georgia and hoped Richard would do the same. But it didn’t sound hopeful.

‘Here we are. My father’s apartments.’

There were servants here, though not the crowd she’d expected and not a pair of knee breeches in sight. A pleasant man in a neat grey suit took her coat, and another, very dignified, told them they were expected.

He led the way to another set of doors and knocked before entering.

‘The Prince of Wales, Your Majesty.’

This is not happening, thought Bella suddenly. This is just unreal.

But Richard held her hand tight and they went in.

It was quite a small room really, though it had large Georgian windows with theatrical curtaining and a lot of gold tassels. There were several glass cases containing substantial models of trains, and all the furniture was antique and beautifully polished. But apart from that it was quite homelike, Bella thought.

The King stood up from a chair by the fire where he had been reading. He shook hands politely and asked if they had known each other long. But Bella did not feel that he was really interested. His eyes kept sliding towards his book. He offered them a drink but seemed relieved when they both refused. He took Bella over to one of the glass cases in the corner, which enclosed some sort of structure with two huge wheels and a lot of moving parts. She had no idea what it was or was designed to do, and admitted her ignorance.

The King beamed. ‘It’s the engine of HMS Sphinx, a revolutionary steam paddleboat of the mid-nineteenth century. Designed by John Penn. The original is in the Institute of Mechanical Engineering here in London. He became their President, you know. Are you familiar with the Institute?’

Bella had to admit she wasn’t.

‘Pity. Pity. Ver’ good place. Ver’ good. Sometimes go to lectures there. They are building our future, Miss Greenwood. Engineers always find solutions.’

He showed her a couple of the train after that, and Bella couldn’t dredge up any more intelligent comments on them, either. She thought he was glad when they left.

Though Richard said, ‘He took to you,’ sounding surprised.

Bella was doubtful. ‘Really?’

‘Yes, really. He talked. He showed you the models. Normally, it’s painful introducing him to new people. But he liked you. He will be a lot more relaxed next time, now that he knows you. You’ll see.’

He said a courteous goodbye to the King’s servants and they walked to his mother’s apartments. There were a lot more signs of life in this corridor.

Richard said uncomfortably, ‘Look, there’s a protocol which might help with my mother. She gets to start the conversations.’

‘I don’t understand?’

He stopped striding down the red-carpeted corridor and drew Bella into a window embrasure. One of the men standing at the next door started forward, but Richard shook his head and the man fell back.

‘Do you know about Fanny Burney?’

‘Who?’

‘Fanny Burney – eighteenth-century novelist, daughter of the Master of the King’s Music. Anyway, she did her time at Court because the Queen wanted conversation.’ He seemed to be searching his memory. ‘She told Fanny that she had great difficulty in getting any conversation because she commonly not only always had to choose the subject, but also entirely support it. And the form hasn’t changed since. The Queen picks the topic. Got it?’

‘Got it,’ said Bella.

‘Just for tonight, until she’s got over her bate. Normally, she’s fine.’

‘I’m sure she is.’ Bella could feel her heart sinking lower by the minute. To disguise it, she said brightly, ‘Did Fanny enjoy her time at Court?’

Richard was matter-of-fact. ‘Hated every minute.’

Bella glared. ‘Thank you very much for the encouragement.’

He squeezed her fingers. ‘You’ll be fine. Remember, you’re not going out with my mother. You’re going out with me.’

But either Queen Jane had got over her ill humour or else she was very good indeed at hiding her real feelings. She could not have been more welcoming.

‘My dear, what a pleasure,’ she said, kissing Bella on the cheek. ‘Richard never tells us what he is doing, so it is a great relief to find that he has a private life.’

Richard stood like a rock and said nothing.

The Queen’s rooms were charming, with great bowls of flowers in every corner and some fine modern paintings. Not a hint of gold tasselling or steam engines, thought Bella. And the Queen didn’t mention her husband, though she did say that the evening’s music had been very modern and she was glad to be home.

‘We’ll eat at once. You must be very hungry. We’re in the small salon … quite informal.’

She led the way to a dining room where, as far as Bella could see, places had been set for at least four courses.

‘Now, tell me where you met my son.’

So Bella told her and the Queen laughed a good deal at the story of the collapsing ivy.

‘I’m glad Richard had the good sense to stay and rescue you. Do you find you have a lot in common?’

‘Bella is Finn Greenwood’s daughter, Mother. She’s very adventurous.’

The Queen looked worried. ‘Oh, dear. Do you sail, my dear?’

‘I’m afraid not.’

‘Then don’t let my son persuade you to try it. He has been wanting to go ocean racing since he was a child. And of course it’s out of the question.’

‘Is it? Why?’

The Queen bit her lip and did not answer.

It was left to Richard to say with heavy irony, ‘The safety of the heir to the throne must be assured at all times. Isn’t that right, Mother?’ To Bella it sounded as if he were quoting an official document.

The Queen clearly thought the same. ‘That’s not quite fair, Richard. Your father and I obviously don’t want you to put yourself in danger.’

He sighed and said tonelessly, ‘Of course.’

She turned to Bella and said, a bit too brightly, ‘What do you do, my dear?’

So Bella explained about her research into fish in the Indian Ocean and her new job in forestry research.

‘And what are you doing now? Spending time at home with your parents?’

Here we go, thought Bella. Dirty linen, one pile, on the table now, quick smart.

She said, ‘No, Ma’am. I’m living in London with a friend and doing a temporary job. My parents are divorced.’

‘Oh, dear,’ said the Queen. And to Bella’s surprise went on, ‘Was that very difficult for you? Broken homes can be so disorienting for the young.’

Bella said, ‘Actually, I never really felt I had my feet on the ground until my mother married my stepfather. He’s a solid citizen, which my father isn’t, and more importantly he is always there when my mother needs him. My father is just as likely to be up a mountain or in the middle of the desert somewhere.’

The Queen leaned forward. ‘How interesting. Didn’t you miss your father?’

‘If your father’s an explorer, you kind of get used to it.’

‘Yes, I suppose you do. I hadn’t thought of that. And are you an explorer too?’

‘I wanted to be,’ admitted Bella. ‘but I don’t think I have the temperament somehow.’

The Queen smiled at her suddenly. It was a real smile, full of fun and a sort of intimacy. Briefly, she looked very like Richard, Bella realised, startled. She found herself smiling back, without reservation.

‘I think you are a wise young woman. I look forward to getting to know you better.’

In spite of all the courses, the meal moved along briskly. Bella couldn’t face cheese or the delicious-looking chestnut and meringue pudding, and was starting to look hopefully at Richard for a signal that he was OK to go when the Queen rose to her feet.

‘Let us go and tidy ourselves, my dear.’

Richard stood up. ‘Oh for God’s sake, Mother.’

The Queen raised elegantly shaped eyebrows. ‘Language, dear.’

He waved that aside. ‘Hasn’t this charade gone on long enough?’

The Queen stiffened. ‘Charade?’ she said icily.

Very like Richard, thought Bella.

He gestured widely. ‘Quite informal? Three different wine glasses and four courses for a simple supper? What are you playing at … putting Bella in her place right from the start?’

‘Richard!’ The Queen sounded genuinely shocked.

He said to Bella, ‘Don’t be fooled by this “We are so pleased that Richard has a private life” guff. The last time I had a private life and made the mistake of introducing my girlfriend to the family, my mother told her that she was my “little rebellion”, and I would get over it. Isn’t that right, Mother?’

The Queen looked away, as if he had not spoken.

‘Come, Bella.’

He was almost savage. ‘Are you seriously going to leave me to port and cigars on my own? Get real.’

‘Bella and I want some girl time alone, dear. If you don’t want port and cigars, get them to make you a chocolate milk shake,’ flashed his mother. ‘It’s about your age group.’

And she swept out. Bella looked at him in alarm, but he just jerked his head to send her after his mother and sank back into his chair. Bella bundled after the Queen.

She found Queen Jane had retired – there was no other word – to a beautifully appointed boudoir, with mirrors and soft lights and cushioned window seats plus three loos and half a dozen hand basins. The Queen was sitting in an exquisite little tub chair, blowing her nose rather hard. The air was heady with the scent of many perfumes.

Bella sat down on the edge of the window seat and waited.

‘Oh, he makes me so mad sometimes,’ said the Queen. ‘I know it’s not easy being Prince of Wales and I try to help. But he just bites my head off.’

She blew her nose one more time and then blotted carefully under her eyes for good measure.

‘I’m sorry you saw that. Normally we don’t fight in front of other people. I suppose I was just so worried when I saw all the nastiness all over the web.’

Bella was surprised. ‘I didn’t see much nastiness. People were curious, of course. But it all seemed quite kindly.’

‘They were saying he was – well, let’s not talk about it. A dear friend showed me some messages that you may not have come across. And just as well.’ She patted Bella’s hand. ‘Now, listen. Richard won’t like me saying this, but you’re going to need some help. The Press was bad enough in the old days, but now, with the web and all those social networking sites, it’s just out of control. I think you need a mentor, someone you can call any time that you have a problem.’

‘Thank you,’ said Bella. ‘But my flat-mate is in PR and she’s been pretty good at guiding me up to now.’

Queen Jane looked relieved. ‘Oh, that’s good. So there’s really only protocol to worry about.’

Bella was non-committal.

The Queen laughed. ‘I see Richard has been telling you what he thinks of protocol. I don’t blame him, really. It must seem very artificial to your generation. But it eases the wheels with a lot of people of different ages and from different cultures, if you just tell them what the rules are.’

‘I suppose I can see that.’

‘Good. I will ask a good friend of mine to call you and talk you through it. Lady Pansy helped me when I came here as a bride. She’s utterly reliable and very kind. You will like her.’

The Queen stood up, went to the mirror, fluffed up her hair and tidied her make-up.

‘I’m glad we’ve had this talk. I do want you to feel that I am on your side. Shall we go back and see whether Richard has murdered someone?’

He was in the Queen’s drawing room, pacing. The coffee tray was brought in. Both he and Bella refused a cup, but they sat dutifully making conversation about books and the weather until the Queen had finished hers. Then Richard leaped to his feet and they said their goodbyes and were gone.

On their way to the car, he said, ‘Have you had enough of me tonight?’

Bella gave him naughty look. ‘What do you think?’

At once he lost his impatient frown and bellowed with laughter. ‘Thank God for you, Bella Greenwood,’ he said when he could speak. ‘You might just turn me human again. Right. Where? Back to the flat or my pad?’

‘The Palace?’ she said doubtfully.

‘God, no. I hate the Museum. My flat is in Camelford House. George and Nell both have apartments there, and so has my grandmother for when she leaves Wales and comes to London. But we don’t interfere with each other and you won’t see them. Fancy it?’

‘Yes!’

‘Good.’