"Unbelievable," I shook my head.
"Phoebe, I don’t think I will ever find a bachelorette party that will match this night," Celia said astounded.
I looked to Elora who was laughing silently and then reached her hand out as Tandy handed her the rubber penis.
I grasped the one that Tandy put in front of me and started laughing, again. This was just too funny. Once everyone had a penis in hand Tandy went into her lesson.
"First of all, you want to always make sure that you are in a comfortable position before you begin. This is crucial to ensure that the experience if pleasurable for both you and the recipient." She looked around at all of us. "Second, size does make a difference, however, not every man needs deep throat penetration. Simply moving your mouth halfway down the shaft, or as far as you are able, will do perfectly. You can use a free hand to stroke him at his base." She then placed her mouth on her dildo and provided the visual effect. I heard Elora snort next to me and felt her body shaking with laughter. Tandy continued.
"Let’s go around, one by one, and try this out. Who wants to—?"
"I’ll do it. Let an expert show you how it’s done." Viola tossed back the remainder of her drink and proceeded to place her lips over the penis. She began to imitate the motions that Tandy had shown. One upping her, she deep throated the fake appendage without gagging once.
"Damn," Elora gasped. "Viola has serious head skills." We all started laughing and Viola finished her turn.
I shook my head and giggled.
"I so cannot follow that. I’ve just been shown up by miss prim and proper!"
Next thing I knew, Elora was displaying her serious head giving skills.
"Holy shit!" I exclaimed. "It runs in the socialite circle!" I laughed.
"What do you think charm school is really for?" Elora winked at me when she was finished and I knew that we were going to definitely be close.
Celia upped the stakes even more by getting on her knees to show off her skill level. It was quite impressive. Phoebe and I followed. I felt completely inadequate after watching Viola, Elora and Celia.
"Okay, that was great. Now, remember that you can massage his balls carefully to also produce a reaction." I almost lost it when she said to massage the guy’s balls. Immature yes, but I just couldn’t help it.
"Another thing is technique. You have to apply the proper amount of pressure with your suction, too much can hurt a guy and too little does no good. So, gauge the pressure by his reaction." She smiled to all of us while demonstrating a steady suck on her ‘prop’.
"Alright. Let’s talk about teeth and tongue." Tandy was way too excited about this section. "Teeth are not typically a good thing and guys don’t want to be hurt. You have a lot of power when you are in this position, mainly because of your teeth and ability to hurt him."
"Some may like a little teeth…" Viola added constructively.
"Oh, God," I covered my face and laughed.
"Very true, but it’s more of a grazing rather than a biting." Tandy smiled proudly at Viola. "Your tongue is also an effective tool. Swirling and flicking the tip," she demonstrated again, "is truly appreciated." Let’s give it a try.
I turned to Elora who was already swirling when the apartment door opened abruptly. My eyes widened when I saw the faces of who entered.
"Well, well…what do we have here?" said the velvety smooth voice of my soon to be husband. Aidan, Dixon, James, Oscar and Liam had just walked in on all of us with a rubber dick in our hands. Well, Elora’s was at her lips.
Tandy turned around smiling at them.
"Fuck," Elora gasped.
"What are you doing here?" Phoebe pointed her rubber dick at them. "I told you to stay gone till tomorrow!"
"Hi honey!" Viola waved at Liam, the rubber penis bouncing around in her hand. "We’re getting a lesson in blow job technique."
"Aunt Vi," Aidan yelled with a look of shock on his face.
"Shut it, Aidan," Liam said quickly. "I think we should just let them continue the lesson." A large smile spread on Liam’s face and he winked at Viola. Aidan covered his face with his hand.
I quickly threw mine onto the table in front of me and covered my face while I laughed hysterically into my hands. I felt a heavy shift on the couch and looked up to see Dixon’s mischievous smile.
"Shut up," I groaned. Dixon chuckled and then turned to Celia who still had her dildo in her hand.
"So baby, why don’t you show me how it’s done?" Dixon chuckled to Celia.
She tossed it at him.
"Why don’t you show me how you do it to Oscar?" she laughed back.
"Now you are going to get it," he attacked her and tickled her so roughly that Elora and I jumped from the couch.