We were all still too drunk to drive, except for maybe Jeremy, but none of our cars were big enough to fit us all.
So on a whim I said, “Let’s go to my place. It’s about half a mile away, but I’m pretty sure I’ve got vodka in my freezer.”
So with a battle cry of “Vodka!” we were off.
I came to regret that night later, but then, I just hadn’t wanted it to end.
Chapter Twelve
Somewhere between the bar and my apartment, I lost my shoes. They were low heels, but they were killing my feet all the same. So, I simply bent over and pushed them off.
“Whoa, babe, what are you doing?”
I fell into Cade, giggling. I thought I was drunk before, but now that a little time had passed… It had really hit me. I was possibly farther gone than I’d ever been. “Shoes are stupid. Why do people wear them?”
He laughed, “So they don’t step on a nail and get tetanus, that’s why.”
“Wear. Where. Wear. W’s are wwweeird.”
He laughed, so I laughed, even though I had no idea what was funny.
“You’re adorable. Come here. I’ll give you a piggyback ride home to save your feet.”
“Yay!”
He squatted, and I leapt onto his back. With my high heels in his hands, we teetered down the road. When we walked into my parking lot, I was singing a made up song that went something like,“Cade is my hero! Zero to hero!”
“What do you mean zero? I was never a zero!”
“Cade is my best friend! One day we’re gonna be on West End! His car smells like cheese! I just wanna give him a squeeze!”
Rusty called, “Give him a squeeze in private!”
“And Rusty is a douche! And the wind in my hair smells like whoosh!”
Cade laughed, “Don’t you mean sounds?”
“What sounds?”
“Nevermind,” He chuckled.
I saw my apartment come into view.
“Aw, crap. I forgot my purse.”
“I’ve got it, babe.”
“You do? You’re the best!”
I gave him a loud, smacking kiss. I’d been aiming for his cheek, but I think it landed somewhere on his neck.
About that time, I heard Jeremy shout, “Hey! Mr. T! What’s up?”
“There’s a wrestler here?” I asked.
“Nah, it’s Mr. Taylor.”
I squeaked, let go of Cade’s shoulder, and leaned back to look for him. In doing so, I threw off Cade’s balance, and the both of us toppled to the ground, him on top of me.
I groaned.
“Shiiiit. Cade weighs a lot. Way more than I thought!” I moaned/sang.
I felt adrift, my world rocking like I was out at sea.
Cade said, “Hey Mr. Taylor.”
“Hello Cade. You all right?”
“Sure thing.” He pushed himself up onto his knees, and then stood. When he tried to pick me up too, I got a good look at Garrick staring down at me. His hair was all sexy and his grin so gorgeous.
It wasn’t fair that he looked so good.
I groaned and covered my eyes.
“Why does the world hate me?”
They both laughed, but it wasn’t funny. SERIOUSLY. Why does the world hate me?
“Come on, babe.” Cade tried to pull me up, but my body felt dead.
“I don’t think I can stand,” I told him. “I feel like a wet noodle.”
“Do you now?” Cade’s amused face looked away from me, and my eyes drifted shut. “Do you mind, Mr. Taylor?
The next thing I knew I was in the air and I was flying. I leaned to my left, and there was the side of Garrick’s face. It was such a pretty side of a face. My arm was around his shoulder, and together, he and Cade were carrying me. Garrick took hold of me completely while Cade crouched and dug through my purse for my keys.
I laid my head against Garrick’s chest.
“You smell so good. Why do you always smell so good?”
Cade laughed, “Oookay. And that’s our cue to let the professor go.”
I let go of Garrick, and Cade’s arm wrapped around my middle.
“Sorry, Mr. Taylor.”
“It’s not a big deal.”
“Listen, she’d be horrified if she knew you saw her like this. I swear she’s not normally like this. She’s just been really stressed lately for some reason.”
“It’s fine, Cade. I promise. Goodnight, Bliss.”
I perked up and snatched the sleeve of his shirt. “No, stay.”
Rusty popped up then, his accordion still in hand. “Yeah, Garrick, stay. Bliss Baby has vodka.”
Garrick smirked at me. “I think Bliss Baby has had enough. And thank you for the offer, but there are still some lines I shouldn’t cross.” His eyes met mine, and I knew he wasn’t just talking about the party. That sobered me up a little, not much, but enough to know that I was making a fool of myself.
“You guys be careful. Have fun.”
Then he walked away, and Cade helped me inside and on to my couch.
The guys went about raiding my fridge, and Kelsey sat by me on the couch, and laid across my lap.
“So, your lover was looking pretty great tonight.”
“Kelsey! Shut up!”
“What? No one heard me.”