“Yeah, normally Keegan is like some huge raging asshole to everyone, but he’s actually sweet to you,” Gabby said.
“Our Daisy girl is taming the beast,” Cora added.
“It’s not like that,” I replied. “I actually don’t know what it’s like.” I still had doubts about what Keegan had said to me before we left the cabin. Everyone knew he didn’t do relationships, so I wasn’t sure why he was willing to change his rules for me.
“Well, we will see, won’t we,” Cora replied. "Now spill it, Gab!" A pillow flew through the air, whacking Gabby in the side of the head. No! I wanted to ask her more questions about Keegan but it was clear our conversation had moved on. Gabby rubbed her head with her fingers and threw the pillow down on the floor underneath us.
"Here goes nothing," Gabby moaned, picking at the crust on her pizza. "Well…..," she hesitated, "that v-card that I always talk about sorta got lost during the break."
Cora jumped up from the couch pointing to the girl next to me. "I knew it you little hooker!" She stopped then brought her hand up to her chest taking in a deep breath. "Wait a minute. You were at a family party and you lost your virginity? That's just sick, Gabby. I told you to stay away from Piper and her damn messed up family. Gross," she shuddered then started to laugh, sitting back down on the couch.
"Shut up, idiot. You know it's not MY family, creep," Gabby answered, setting her plate down on the coffee table in front of us. She looked up at Cora and flipped her off. "Such a pain in my ass," she muttered under her breath.
"Yep, and that is why I am your bestest and you love me. Now details. I'm already pissed you waited this long to even tell me so you better make up for it with a damn good story."
"Okay," Gabby drew out slowly. "Well you know him, Cora." Her hand flew out to grab the pillow she threw on the floor and shoved her face into it hiding. Cora sprang up from the couch and plopped down directly in the middle of the two of us. Her hand grabbed the pillow, pulling it away from Gabby's bright red face and tossed it across the room, out of her reach. I laughed and Gabby let out a tortured groan.
"Gabrielle Nicole Taylor. Spill it right now!" Cora demanded, putting her hands on Gabby's shoulders and shaking her.
"Okay okay," Gabby shouted, flapping her hands around and breaking away from Cora's grasp. "Dalton Douglas," she said in a tiny whisper, using her hands to cover her face that time.
Dalton Douglas? I was fully aware I had a somewhat unusual name but who would torture their child with a name like that? I could make up a nursery rhyme on that spot with that name. Dalton Douglas sat on the chair, Dalton Douglas puked everywhere.
"Piper's brother?" Cora screamed, prying Gabby's skinny fingers away from her face. Gabby's head nodded and she swatted Cora's hands away from her. "You lost your virginity to Satan's freaking brother? What the hell is wrong with you?"
Whoa. Definitely not what I was expecting. I didn't even know the little demon had a brother. Poor guy, he had a cartoon name and he shared the same bloodline as Piper.
"Yes," she moaned, shifting away from Cora on the couch. "I told you, stupid girl right here." She pointed over her head. "And he won't stop calling me now. The boy is driving me absolutely insane."
“How did that even happen? I can’t believe you lost your virginity drunk!”
“The party was miserable and everyone looked at me with their snotty noses turned down. They only thing they had to drink was champagne, so I just chugged glasses of that. I mean, I didn’t think that stuff actually got you that drunk. So I started wondering around his grandparent’s mansion to get away from everyone. The next thing I knew, I was in his room. Then his bed. Then we were naked and I was no longer a virgin.”
“How romantic,” Cora snorted. “Did you like it?
“Hell no! Do you guys remember when you lost your virginities? It hurt like a damn bitch. Any girl who says she got off during her first time is a downright filthy liar.”
“Didn’t you tell him to go easy on you?” I asked.
“I didn’t exactly tell him that my good ol’ cherry was still alive and intact. He didn’t find out until I cried out in freaking bloody horror from my poor vagina being ripped to shreds.” I opened my mouth in shock and Cora laughed.
“You didn’t stop him?”
“He tried to stop but I insisted he keep going. He had already broken through the barrier and I needed to get it over with, anyways. I was an eighteen year old virgin, for Christ sakes! But now, my vagina is seriously mad at me.”
“I would be mad at you too if you let a Douglas near me,” Cora said.
Gabby jumped from the couch and grabbed the remote. “Enough of stupid boy drama, let’s get back to our Salvatore brothers.”