The Jerusalem Inception

Chapter 13





After morning prayers, all the married men lined up in front of Rabbi Gerster to receive their gelt—a weekly allowance that sustained the scholars and their families. He handed each man a sealed white envelope containing a sum based on each family’s needs. Only the rabbi knew the source of the tsedaka, the charity funds that sustained the sect.

Lemmy went outside to the courtyard, filled with chatty wives who waited for their husbands to come out. The rain had stopped, and a blue window opened in the clouds. His mother was surrounded by bags of children’s clothes. A cluster of mothers picked little shirts and pants, which they measured against their toddlers. Temimah sorted through the bags to help them find the best sizes and colors. When the selection process ended, she collected the remaining clothes into a large sack and handed it to Lemmy. Meanwhile the men emerged from the synagogue and gave their wives the white envelopes.

As always, the women did not leave until the last man came out, followed by Rabbi Gerster. They lined up, and the rabbi blessed each family as they passed before him.

After all the women and children left, and the men returned inside to take their breakfast in the foyer, Rabbi Gerster beckoned Lemmy, who followed him with the sack of used clothes, wondering why his father was going into town.

They left Meah Shearim through the gate on Shivtay Israel Street and walked down to Jaffa Street. The rabbi held a hardbound book, his long black coat buttoned up, his wide-brimmed hat pulled down over his eyes. Most pedestrians were secular Israelis, and occasionally someone pointed at him and whispered to another.

“Your mother told me you’re nervous about the marriage.”

The comment caught Lemmy off guard.

“What’s the problem?”

“I’d like a little more time, Father.”

“You want to delay fulfilling the most important mitzvah?” Rabbi Gerster was speaking of the first divine order in Genesis: Procreate and multiply, and fill the land.

“Just for another year. Maybe two.”

“What’s next?” Rabbi Gerster stopped and turned to his son. “Recite the midday prayers at night? Put off the fast of Yom Kippur until Passover?”

Lemmy looked down, thankful for a noisy bus that allowed him a moment to think. He couldn’t tell his father the truth, that Tanya’s books had confused him, that he dreamt of falling in love with a beautiful woman and sharing a passionate attraction of body and soul that would last forever.

“You must remember,” Rabbi Gerster said, “what King Solomon wrote: Each want has its time, and there is a time for each desire. The time for marriage is at eighteen.”

There was a lull in traffic, creating quietness that made Lemmy’s silence even louder. He forced the words out of his mouth. “I’m not sure about Sorkeh.”

“The cantor’s daughter isn’t good enough?”

“She’s very good, but—”

“What’s wrong with her?”

“Nothing.”

“Cantor Toiterlich is a righteous man who raises his children with Torah and faith in the Master of the Universe. Do you agree?”

Lemmy didn’t answer.

Rabbi Gerster put his finger under Lemmy’s chin and made him look up. “Our creator said in the Torah: And a man shall adhere to his wife, and they shall become one flesh. You are not the first young man to find this mitzvah a tad daunting. That’s why parents choose a good match for their son or daughter. Do you understand?”

What could he say? That he feared watching Sorkeh become as wrinkled and lusterless as his mother? Lemmy picked up the sack of clothes. “Yes, Father.”

The rest of the way they did not speak.

Shmattas ran her clothing exchange from an enclosed passage between two buildings, fitted with a tin roof. Rabbi Gerster waited outside while Lemmy entered.

The space was cluttered with open boxes of used pants and shirts. Wood hangers carried coats, jackets, suits, and dresses. There were black clothes for the ultra-Orthodox residents of the neighborhoods to the north and east, and colorful clothes for modern Zionists in the secular neighborhoods to the south and west. Lemmy found himself gazing into a box of colored ladies’ underwear.

Shmattas emerged from the dark end of the store. She was an old hunchback, shorter than a ten-year-old child, who smelled of dust and mold and sweat. She plucked the sack from his hand and gave him another sack. “God bless Rabbitzen Gerster.”

“Amen,” he said.

Outside, his father closed the book and headed down King George Street. Lemmy followed him into a small market of wooden stalls piled with shining oranges, grapefruit and lemons, dried Lebanese figs, apricots, carob, prunes, and dates. Glass-fronted counters held blocks of sesame halvah, chocolate dotted with nuts, and peanuts in dried honey. Flies swarmed the stalls while vendors lauded their goods. He followed his father along the open sacks of herbs and spices and ground exotic roots. The sights and sweet aroma made him salivate.

Beyond the market, they passed through a narrow walkway into an enclosed courtyard that stunk of urine. A beggar in a hooded cloak sat by a swinging door, his legs interwoven, his eyes behind sunshades. He swayed slowly, murmuring Psalms from memory. Lemmy wondered if the beggar was blind.

Rabbi Gerster put the brown book in the beggar’s lap and entered into the public restroom, beckoning Lemmy to follow. The narrow, rectangular room was poorly lit and damp. A dozen or so urinals lined the wall.

When Lemmy stepped outside, the beggar was in the same position. Rabbi Gerster dropped a coin in his cup, picked up the book, and kissed it as one did with sacred books.

Elie Weiss continued reciting Psalms long enough for Abraham and his son to be halfway back to Meah Shearim. The swinging door let out bursts of stench, and he tried to breathe through his mouth. He stood up, the cloak loose on his gaunt body. It was heavy and itchy, and he longed to lower the hood. The cup was filled with coins. He emptied it into the pocket of his cloak and walked through the passageway to King George Street.

The gray Citroën Deux Chevaux was parked in a side street of four-story apartment buildings. A group of kids stopped playing ball when they saw him. He slumped behind the steering wheel, pulled back the hood, and scratched his bald head until the itching eased. He took off the sunglasses and lit a Lucky Strike, holding the smoke inside for as long as he could, and read the note that Abraham had hidden inside the book:



1. A demonstration will take place Saturday PM. I can’t hold them back without raising suspicion. Tell Major Buskilah to look for a redhead named Dan. No broken bones, but make him bloody and keep him locked up for a few days.



2. Abortion is a black-and-white issue under Jewish law. I have to voice the loudest protest or they’ll notice a discrepancy and question my judgment. If the law passes Second Call in the Knesset, expect intense protests.



3. Money is running short. Increase is essential to maintain dependency.



4. About Tanya: Her appearance was a shock. I’m happy she’s alive, but ache to be with her. I made up my mind that, once my son marries, I’ll start transitioning to him. He’ll be able to assume the leadership within 2-3 years. Then I want out. Tell Tanya to wait for me!



Elie placed the note on the passenger seat. The situation presented a delicate challenge. If Tanya knew that Abraham decided to join her, yet his freedom depended on his son’s staying in—and leading!—Neturay Karta, she would call off the deal. But Abraham was fooling himself. That boy was already lost to fundamentalism. In a contest between 3,000 years of glorious Jewish heritage and the beauty of Tanya Galinski, there was no question who would win Jerusalem Gerster’s soul.

He turned on the ignition, and the car shuddered before it coughed out a blue cloud and rumbled up the narrow street. The kids in the rearview mirror watched as he made a left turn onto King George Street and headed to Rehavia.