XXII
From the fort at Sarpanis to the Caspian Gates, as a bird would fly, Ballista guessed, was not more than one hundred miles. It had taken them fifteen days, and the village outside which they were now halted was still one short stage – maybe five, six miles – from the fortified pass.
Of course, no one in their right mind ever tried to travel in a straight line in hill country, let alone in mountains. Paths sometimes switched from low, clinging to the valleys and water- courses, to high, the shoulders or even the ridgeways. They often made wide detours around ravines or particularly severe slopes, as they tried to thread their way from one pass to another. Yet it was not so much the terrain that had detained them as the natives.
The travelling party was small, ten in all: Ballista himself, Hippothous, Maximus, Calgacus, and Mastabates, with just five servants – the boy Wulfstan; Agathon and Polybius, the slaves Ballista had bought at Priene; Hippothous’s Narcissus; and the eunuch’s man, who was called Pallas. Such a number needed only a small baggage train; the diplomatic gifts they carried were expensive but readily portable. Little was called for in the way of food, fodder or lodgings. Yet the difficulties in procuring these things had been legion. The Roman cursus publicus did not run out here. In this debatable zone of influence, rather than direct rule, it was uncertain if they were still in the imperium or not. Certainly, flourishing purple-sealed diplomata in Latin did not produce animals, men or materials. To achieve anything, coins had to appear, a surprising number of coins. The locals wanted old coins. Given the radical debasement of precious metal in recent imperial coins, that was to be expected, but they seemed to take caution to excessive lengths, preferring coins minted more than two and a half centuries before, in the reign of the first Augustus. Significantly, they were quite happy to take eastern coins, recent Sassanid ones as well as those from the previous dynasty, the Parthians.
Finding the right coins and enough of them had been merely the beginning. Local horizons were narrow. The owners would only let their animals go so far – two, maybe three valleys – then new ones had to be hired. The beasts never turned up on time, sometimes never arrived at all. When they did, either the animals themselves or the price had changed. It was the same with porters for the sections where the locals insisted that the going was too bad for animals, and little different with supplies. The majority of the negotiating fell on Hippothous, with Mastabates translating. The Greek often looked as if he wanted to kill someone, but then, to some extent, the irritation infected everyone. For sure, the delay was shared by all.
Yet when they were moving, out in the country, the early days of the march had been glorious, even uplifting. It was a land of rolling wooded hills and valleys; birch, beech and laurel, with white rhododendrons underneath. There were mists and showers, usually in the afternoons. Sometimes the latter were heavy, but both alternated with soft, warm sunshine. Broad, defined tracks, dappled in sunlight, ran alongside clear, babbling streams.
The villages had been another matter. Walled compounds clustered together, seemingly as much in suspicion of each other as for defence. Each was surmounted by one or more stone towers, tapering and forbidding. There was mud everywhere. Hairy pigs, geese and mangy dogs wallowed in it, or wandered, snapping and posturing in mutual hostility. There were children everywhere. They were half or totally naked, indescribably dirty, faces often bestial. Sometimes, they would ignore the arrivals, carry on playing noisy games involving stealing what little the others might possess. At other times, they joined the adults in silence, their dark stag eyes watchful, all unwelcoming.
The lodgings obtained – an upper room of a tower, the floor of a barn – matched the young in filth. The thick, dark smoke from the fires of moss and pine chips did nothing to discourage the biting insects. At least the food, although monotonous, was wholesome enough: roast mutton or pork, boiled fowl, the meat on flat bread, washed down with goatskin-tasting wine.
Further into the mountains, there were fewer trees: here a sheltered slope of firs, there an upland pool ringed by maple and beech, the occasional, isolated birch. But up there the flowers had come into their own: thick tangles of cream rhododendrons shot through with purple, and banks of yellow azaleas perfuming the air. Underfoot, the turf was enamelled with lupins, bluebells and cowslips.
There were still habitations in the higher reaches. But the party had mainly passed by those lonely, closed-in towers, stark up on their ridges. The locals had likewise ignored them. Ten heavily armed travellers – now the slaves were armed too – might have been a bit too tough a target. The party had camped where seemed good in the open: flattish spaces, as far as possible, with a view all around. It had been cold in the tents, and every night some lost sleep, as a watch had to be set.
It was healthy. So Ballista had claimed. Clean, fresh air, aromatic fires of rhododendron stalks and roots, trout caught by hand in the backwaters, flatbread toasted on the blades of their daggers. Ballista’s slave Agathon was developing into a fine camp cook. Hippothous had not been convinced. The most elementary knowledge of medicine indicated that water from snow and ice was very bad for one; the light, sweet, sparkling part vanished when frozen and did not return. Drinking from these icy upland streams could only lead to gravel in the kidneys, stones, pain in the loins, and eventually rupture. Only Calgacus seemed to give his gloomy prognosis much credence.
One morning, the thick, thick mist had lifted suddenly, and there was the big mountain, still far away, seen beyond a jumble of boulders and between the green shoulders of its lesser brethren, but incredibly massive, snow covered and solitary. ‘Strobilos,’ the guide had said. ‘Where Zeus chained Prometheus.’ The mountain shone in the sun. In a moment, the mists had returned, and it was gone.
In the clinging, grey vapour, they had been walking up from a deep, green basin. A vague, tall shape shambled down out of the fog. Ballista and the others stopped. Bears were said to be common. They had drawn their weapons. Maximus had actually grunted with anticipation. The fog swirled. In it, the bear had started singing. Realizing it was a man, their guide had said something incomprehensible, and made the sign of the evil eye. The man came forward. Even by the standards of the mountain men, he was ragged and soiled. His body was emaciated. He was bleeding freely from several cuts and abrasions. His clothing appeared to consist of a stained, torn sack. The man had looked closely into Ballista’s face. There was no comprehension in his eyes. He stank. The guide had given the creature food, spoken gentle things to him. ‘One taken by the moon goddess Selene,’ the guide had explained. ‘When the servants of the goddess find him, he will live like a lord for a year.’
‘One year?’ Ballista had asked.
‘One year.’
‘And then?’
The guide had not answered.
They had left him where he was, and continued to climb. Their breath plumed. There was much snow still lying at the top of the pass. They descended via a steep slope of shale. Near the bottom, the mist had lifted again. There were yellow flowers in the grass. Ballista looked back. The locals had been avaricious. A Caucasian pony, even a nimble-footed horse could have made the crossing. No need for two guides and a dozen porters.
In front of them was the upper course of the Alontas river. It braided itself in many tiny channels across a broad, flat valley bottom. The rivulets twisted and turned. Banks of mud and stones were left exposed, each neatly curved, as if by the hand of a skilled potter. They were grey amid the prevailing lush green. The valley walls were precipitous and high. They were green, but bald, not a tree in sight. Here and there, they were riven by deep gullies. On the side of one, not far ahead, clung a grey village. There were horses and cattle grazing the flat pastures below it. It offered a chance to get in the saddle again, and the pleasure of dismissing all the grasping guides and porters.
A mile or so beyond the village, and the valley had turned. Another long valley, and then another turning. In the distance, more valley walls, higher and higher, fading from green to blue to misty grey. The ten small figures on horseback were dwarfed by the immensity. It did not matter; from that point, they had known all they had to do was follow the river and it would lead them to the Caspian Gates.
The Suani warriors were waiting for them here outside the last village before the Gates. There were thirty of them, mounted, spread out. They completely blocked the width of the valley floor. Some of the horses were in the various streams, hock deep. These drank or stamped and shook their manes as the mood took them. The men were well armed. Mail showed under the empty-sleeved Caucasian fur coats they wore loose over their shoulders. Some had metal helmets. Each had a lance or javelin in his right hand and a targe strapped to his left arm. From each saddlebow hung a combined bow case and quiver. They sat their horses well. They looked tough, if wild and ill disciplined.
Ballista wondered just how much danger he and the others were in.
The Suani rider with the most elaborate embroidery on his coat and on the gorytus suspended from his saddlebow paced his mount forward. ‘Which of you is Marcus Clodius Ballista, the envoy of the basileus Gallienus?’ The young man spoke in Greek. His words were moderately polite, but his tone arrogant, bordering on hostile.
Ballista nudged his horse out of the group.
‘Dismount.’ The order from the Suani was peremptory.
‘Who are you?’ Ballista kept his voice very level.
‘I am Azo, son of King Polemo of the Suani. My father is in the village. He is with the synedrion. They are expecting you. It will be best for you if you have brought the tribute.’
Ballista did not reply. He swung down from the saddle, indicated for the others to do likewise. He told them to break out the first two parcels of gifts. Calgacus was to stay behind with the horses and the remainder of the baggage, Agathon and Polybius with him. The rest were to accompany Ballista.
Azo and some of the Suani dismounted. Those now on foot set off up into the village. The others stayed where they were.
Dikaiosyne the village was called, ‘justice’ in Greek. When Ballista had asked why, Mastabates admitted he had no idea. The place had another, native name. The eunuch had not known what that meant either. Ballista did not think it the moment to question the Suanian prince Azo on etymology. They walked up in silence.
The first buildings began a good way up from the floodplain. They were built on a thirty-degree slope. Dikaiosyne was backed by a sheer rockface, which reared up several thousand feet. Above the settlement there was snow in every declivity. They trudged up the usual muddy alleys formed by the blank outer walls of compounds. Hairy pigs grunted out of their way. Dogs barked.
They emerged into the village square. It was full of people, some two or three hundred, stood in an inverted U, the open side towards the newcomers. Ballista tried very hard not to appear surprised; tried to take in his surroundings. The square was wider than most; small alleyways opening off from the otherwise featureless walls all around. It had at its centre not an old oak tree, but an oversized circular well. Next to the well was an eastern type of altar with a lit fire.
It was easy to pick out King Polemo from his advisors and subjects. He was seated in the middle on a high throne. A dark-bearded, sharp-faced man in middle age, he wore a cloak and turban, both white with gold thread, both a little grubby. His sword belt, scabbard and red boots were set with what looked like pearls. By one of his hands stood a younger, lighter-coloured, less impressive version of himself – that must be Saurmag, the other prince. On the other was a tall, blond, statuesque young woman – the troublesome daughter Pythonissa, the priestess of Hecate.
The members of the synedrion of Suania stood in the front rank. The councillors tended to be tall, well-formed men with aquiline, attractive, if hard, faces. In their dress they followed their king: a mixture of western styles – tunics, trousers and boots not unlike an unarmoured Roman officer; with barbarian – eastern turbans or nomad caps with lappets. From what could be seen, the warriors in the rear ranks appeared to favour cheaper, rougher versions of the same. None of them seemed to have an obsession with the baths.
A group off to one side caught Ballista’s eye. There were six of them. They were different – darker hair and beards, taller hats and baggier trousers, cleaner. They were not Suani. They were Persians – Zoroastrian priests. Of course, that explained the fire altar by the well. Ballista had been told by Mastabates that the chief of the Sassanid king’s fire-worshipping priests, none other than Shapur’s close confidant Kirder the Herbed, had led a mission of conversion to the Caucasus. Numerous fire altars had been founded throughout Albania, Iberia – across the whole region. Ballista looked hard. None of these men was Kirder. He had seen him once in Edessa. None of them was Hormizd, the Persian boy chance had briefly made Ballista’s slave. Ballista would not recognize any other Zoroastrian priests. The mobads in this village square looked annoyed. It made Ballista again wonder how strong diplomatic immunity would prove among the mountaineers of the Caucasus.
‘Marcus Clodius Ballista, Vir Ementissimus, welcome.’ The king spoke Latin well. ‘Your arrival is auspicious. The ceremonies are about to begin.’
A grey stallion was led out. Polemo got down from his throne. He fussed over the animal, breathing into its nose, playing with its ears. Once he had got its trust, he drove the knife deep into the base of its neck. He withdrew the blade. A thick, solid jet of blood, the diameter of a man’s bicep, gushed out. The blood splashed the sleeve of Polemo’s white tunic. The horse plunged, tried to rear. Polemo had to step back quickly. The stallion’s legs gave way. Thrashing, it did not want to die. But it had no choice. It died slowly in its own blood.
Polemo, brushing at his stained sleeve, reascended his throne. Behind their big beards, the Zoroastrian mobads looked even less happy. Ballista thought he knew why. He had seen this Persian ceremony carried out in Edessa, by none other than the King of Kings himself. It had taken place at dawn. Now it was mid-afternoon. The king of Suania had been waiting for the envoy from Rome. And there was the manner of it. In Edessa, the stallion had been pure white, and it had gone consenting to the god.
‘Bring out the impious,’ called Polemo, this time in Greek.
A man and a woman were manhandled into the middle by a dozen or more guards. Their hands were tied. They were young, good-looking, naked. They looked terrified. The girl tried to cover her breasts and delta. With her arms bound it was impossible to cover all of herself. The crowd regarded both with prurient interest.
‘Behold the impious adulterers,’ said Polemo. ‘If the white reeds are cut at dawn, at the time sacrifices are offered to Hecate, at the time the divine paean is chanted, at the beginning of the spring, the dark goddess will let there be no mistake.’
Ballista heard Mastabates mutter, ‘Fascinating, I always thought it an old wives’ tale.’
The naked girl crumpled to her knees, holding her bound wrists out to Polemo in supplication. She was crying. It did no good. She was hauled back to her feet. The king ignored her, carried on speaking.
‘Such is the nature of the reeds that if they are placed somewhere in the woman’s chamber and the adulterer enters, he will be robbed of his rational thoughts, and he will, drunk or sober, confess what he has wickedly done or intends to do. Such is the case here. They are condemned out of the man’s own mouth. By the sacred judgement of our ancestors we commit them to the Mouth of the Impious.’
The girl screamed. The man shouted, things that were obviously defiant insults in the local language. He was knocked to the ground. Two large sacks were produced. At the sight of them, both gave way. The girl collapsed again, sobbing hysterically. The man’s bladder failed. The crowd laughed as the urine ran down his legs.
The sacks appeared to be empty. Ballista was at a loss. In Rome, a parricide was sewn into a sack with a snake, dog, cock and monkey, then thrown in the Tiber. There were no animals to be seen here, and the Alontas river was both some way from the village square and, at the moment, too shallow to dispose of corpses with any guarantee of success.
The couple struggled madly, but the sacks were forced over their heads. They were held down while the sacks were sewn shut. The two bundles of coarse sacking were left to writhe on the ground for a time. Muffled yells came from inside. Both were kicked indiscriminately.
It took four strong men to lift and restrain each sack. They carried them towards the mouth of the well. It must be what Polemo had called the Mouth of the Impious. With no ceremony or delay, both were thrown in. The screams were cut off quickly, replaced by the sounds of heavy objects hitting water, then by silence.
‘The punishment of the impious, those who have defiled the sacred nature of the hearth, have betrayed the hospitality of god and man, is not over.’ Polemo’s tone suggested he was rather pleased with the idea. ‘From the Mouth of the Impious, the river will bear them underground to Lake Maeotis. In thirty days they will emerge there, crawling with maggots and, as ever, the vultures will come from nowhere, tear the corpses to pieces, and devour them.’
All the synedrion and the rest shook back their cloaks and coats, gave evidence that they thought this a fine thing.
‘Marcus Clodius Ballista, approach the throne.’
Ballista did as he was bidden, stepping across the blood-slick turf around the carcass of the stallion and between the fire altar and the Mouth of the Impious. In front of the king of the Suani he bowed and blew a kiss from his fingertips. If Polemo had been expecting full proskynesis, he would be disappointed. Ballista had no intention of grovelling in the dirt at the feet of this grubby, upcountry potentate.
‘Kyrios, I bring you greetings from autokrator Publius Licinius Egnatius Gallienus Sebastos.’ It was no effort for Ballista to translate the emperor’s titles into Greek, for centuries the language of diplomacy employed by all powers in the east. ‘And a letter from his own hand, for your eyes only.’
Ballista handed the gold-encased roll of purple papyrus to the prince Saurmag, who gave it to his father. A half-memory flashed through Ballista’s mind – was it from Herodotus? – a man sent with a message that read ‘Kill the bearer of this letter,’ something like that. Had he been sent into a sort of unofficial exile, or to a remote place to be killed? The king did not read the letter but tucked the roll into his belt. Suddenly Ballista was very aware of the eyes of the daughter on him. It was only to be expected – he had killed Pythonissa’s husband, unpicked the promising threads of her young life.
‘Kyrios, the sebastos sends you gifts.’ Ballista told Hippothous to unwrap the ornamenta consularia. Mastabates gave him a sharp glance. Ballista was reversing the order in which he had been told to present the first lot of gifts. Hippothous held forth the gleaming white toga with the broad purple stripe, the special, many-laced boots only a Roman senator might wear, then the twelve fasces, the rods symbolizing the power to beat, the axes they wrapped the power to kill.
‘The ornaments of a Roman consul; tokens of the emperor’s affection.’
Polemo grunted a less than fulsome appreciation. Ballista indicated the other gifts be presented. This time, as the covers came off, the king of the Suani leant forward. He had caught the gleam of precious metal. The extensive dinner service – wine jugs, coolers, plates, serving bowls, all in gold and silver – was spread out on cloths on the ground. Polemo’s hawk-like face broke into the uncomplicated smile of an acquisitive child. He had some of the choicer pieces passed up to him. He turned them in his hands, admiring their cunningly worked designs.
Sometimes, Ballista thought, the Romans are blinkered like a chariot horse that only sees its own lane. Just because consular rank, the right to be addressed as Vir Clarissimus, was close to the greatest felicity imaginable among them, it never crossed their minds it might mean something less to anyone else; that it might have fallen as something of an anticlimax after the gold and silver. Ballista had been right: precious metals were the way to the affections, if such was the right term, of this avaricious kinglet dressed in his grubby tunic high in the Caucasian mountains.
Polemo continued to peer closely at the metalwork, running the tips of his fingers over the embossed figures. Allfather only knew what message, if any, he was reading in those images of eastern barbarians looking a bit like the Persian mobads on their knees in front of suitably naked, heroic westerners.
‘We are pleased with the tribute sent by the basileus of the Romans,’ said Polemo.
Ballista bowed, not taking issue with the expression tribute.
‘You will stay the night here in the royal residence. At the feast, you will tell us of your plans to rebuild our fortifications at the Caspian Gates.’
As Ballista thanked the king in Attic Greek, he was sure the girl Pythonissa was smiling.
The Caspian Gates
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