The Boyfriend Thief

CHAPTER 10





“What’s going on?” I asked.

I stood in the doorway, looking into the kitchen. My kitchen. Which at the moment was a complete disaster. Stacks of dirty dishes teetered on the counters and in the sink. On the stove, three pots boiled, one threatening to spill over onto my previously sparkling white stovetop. Cookbooks and chopped vegetables covered the kitchen table. On one corner of the counter sat the small radio from my bedroom, plugged in and blasting Elvis Presley.

Dad looked up from the sink, where he washed mushrooms. “Oh, hi, honey. Trisha and I decided to make a few things for dinner.”

I raised my eyebrows and looked pointedly at the mess. “A few things?”

Trisha giggled as she chopped carrots. “Well, we had originally planned on lasagna and salad, but then we changed our minds halfway through and thought chicken cacciatore sounded better.”

“So now you’re making what exactly?” I asked, still taking in the stack of bowls that looked ready to topple over at any moment. One of the pots on the stove bubbled, sending a spray of red liquid across the stovetop and the floor. I cringed as I eyed the stain, which would probably take at least an hour of scrubbing to get out of the tiles.

“Lasagna, chicken cacciatore, gazpacho, Swedish meatballs, potato salad, and Cesar salad,” Dad answered.

“How many people are you planning on feeding?” I asked.

“Just the four of us.”

I sucked a deep breath in through my clenched teeth. Distal phalanges, intermediate phalanges, I recited in my head as I fought to control my temper. I couldn’t believe Dad had let that woman do this to my kitchen. Proximal phalanges. He knew messes drove me crazy. Everything had its place and any sane person knew they should clean as they cooked to keep from ending up with a trashed kitchen. Metacarpals.

Of course, any sane person would not cook a feast big enough for twenty people to feed four. Carpals.

The recitation didn’t work to calm me down any. I stomped across the room and yanked open the refrigerator. I needed caffeine. I usually tried not to drink sodas, but this was an emergency.

When I reached in to grab a can of soda from the usual spot, my hand found fruit instead. I stared at the mango in my hand, blinking a few times, as if it would magically morph into a cold soda can.

“What is this?” I asked, waving the red and green skinned fruit.

“A mango,” Dad answered. “I know you’re a bit sheltered from the rest of the world, Avery, but I believe you’ve eaten mangoes before today.”

The temptation to lob the mango at my dad’s head to knock some sense back into him was almost too great to resist. “I know what it is. What I meant was, why is it on the second shelf and not in the crisper drawer? The second shelf is the soda shelf.”

“Sorry,” Trisha said, giving me an apologetic grin. “Your dad asked me to unload the groceries and I usually throw things in wherever they’ll fit. I don’t even know what a crisper drawer is for.” Her giggle was starting to get on my nerves.

I pushed the refrigerator door open all the way so she could have a full view of the inside. “The crisper drawer,” I said as I pointed toward it, “is for fruits and vegetables. To keep them crisp. Hence the name. Fruits go on the left side of the drawer, vegetables on the right. I even put labels on the drawer to let everyone else know this and a divider to keep them separate. See?” I pointed to the two small labels I had made on the label maker I’d bought a couple years ago after Ian kept putting things into the wrong place.

“The second shelf is clearly labeled ‘sodas.’ Which means, only sodas are to be put there. Fruit does not belong on the soda shelf.” I opened the crisper drawer and slammed the mango inside, most likely bruising it. But I didn’t care. Trisha had crossed the line when she came into my house, messed up my kitchen, and ruined the organization of my refrigerator.

“It’s not a big deal, Avery,” Dad said as he stirred the contents of one of the pots. “It’s a wayward mango. No harm.”

Of course I couldn’t count on him to understand. All he could see was this hot thirty-some-year-old woman who was willing to make out with him. There was no hope of getting Dad to see things clearly as long as he let his hormones run wild.

“Whatever,” I said, grabbing my soda and slamming the refrigerator shut. “Look at the labels next time and put things where they belong.”

I stomped to my room, my anger bubbling more and more with each thud of my feet on the floor. This was how disaster started. Dad let Trisha into our home, let her do things her way, and then once that relationship was over, I’d have to work overtime to get everything back the way it should be.

When Mom was still here, it wasn’t uncommon to find things in weird places. Like her keys hanging from the cup hooks in the cabinet. Or one shoe sitting on the bookshelf. After she left, I spent hours each day cleaning and organizing and putting things into order. My system worked. Dad and Ian never lost anything. They always knew where things went, thanks to all of the tiny labels I’d attached to practically everything.

Now this woman wanted to come in and ruin it all. How hard was it to read a label?

A knock on my door startled me. I glared at it. Why couldn’t Dad leave me alone? I was in no mood to have a sappy father-daughter heart-to-heart talk with a hug at the end to make everything better.

I snatched open the door. “Dad, I don’t really want to—”

I stopped suddenly, clamping my mouth shut. It wasn’t my dad, it was Trisha. She smiled at me, but I could see nervousness and hesitation in her eyes.

“Can I come in for a second?” Trisha asked.

I opened the door wider and turned around to stand by my desk, crossing my arms over my chest as I looked at her.

Trisha took this as a silent invitation to come in and she stepped halfway into my room, looking around for a moment to take in the shelves of academic awards along the lavender and gray striped walls. Near the closet stood a bookcase of medical books and the few stuffed animals and dolls I still had left over from my childhood. The purple pillows on my neatly made bed were stacked in order from largest to smallest. Everything was neat and orderly, everything in its own place. Just as I liked it.

“Nice room,” Trisha told me. “The X-rays add to the ambiance.” She pointed toward a framed photo of an X-ray I’d had at age ten, when Elliott had dared Hannah and me to ride our bikes off this little ramp he’d made from an old piece of wooden fence and a car tire. Hannah had made it over safely, but I had panicked when I hit the ramp, jerked my bicycle toward the right and fell onto the sidewalk, fracturing my arm. It was still the only broken bone I’d ever had.

The memory of Hannah and Elliott decorating my cast with drawings and their signatures made me smile a bit. But then I remembered it had been Dad who had taken me to the hospital that day because Mom wouldn’t get out of bed. She had spent a lot of time in bed during the last couple of years she was with us.

My smile faded, replaced by a deep scowl.

“Well,” Trisha said, clearing her throat when I didn’t say anything in response, “I wanted to apologize for not putting things back where they’re supposed to be. Your dad told me how much you like everything to be organized.”

Yeah, I could imagine Dad telling Trisha how crazy I was about organization. Dad could be pretty sloppy at times, not as bad as Mom ever was, but not exactly the neatest person in the world. He didn’t get how organizing and cleaning could calm me down.

“It’s fine,” I said through clenched teeth. “But next time remember to put things back where they belong.”

Trisha sat down on the edge of my bed, pulling the comforter out of place slightly. “Avery, I know it’s hard to see your dad dating people.”

I shrugged. “It’s fine.”

“I know how you feel,” she went on. “My parents divorced when I was a kid and it was weird when they started dating. I didn’t always like it. I secretly thought my mom and dad would eventually get back together.”

A sting shot through me. “Yeah, well, I know my parents aren’t getting back together. My mom disappeared. She’s not coming back.”

Trisha cringed for half a second, but it was quickly replaced by a sympathetic smile. “I’m sure your mom still loves you and thinks about you. Your dad loves you too. You and Ian are his entire world. I feel honored that he’s let me into his life and let me get to know you and your brother.”

I fought the urge to roll my eyes. She talked as if we were all one shiny, happy family. But we never had been and we never would be.

“I need to do my homework,” I lied, hoping she would take the hint and leave.

Trisha nodded and stood. Before she left, she looked back at me one more time and said, “I hope you and I can be friends, Avery. I’m not so bad once you get to know me.”

“Yeah, sure,” I mumbled, glaring at her back as she left the room. What could possibly make her think I was interested in ever being friends with her? She wasn’t any different from anyone else that had come before her. She would be out of our lives soon.