The Antagonist

24


08/11/09, 9:35 p.m.


ONE BIG BLOWOUT BEFORE they go their separate ways for Christmas, Kyle insists. Just the four of them. The Boys. The Overseers of the Temple. Kyle is a young man of acute social instinct. It could be that he senses the group has lost cohesion in the past month or so, that the guys are not as tight as they once felt themselves to be. Kyle is not having it. Kyle, at heart, is a sentimental goof — having grown up with only sisters, he calls the other three his “brothers,” insists they’ll be together unto death. Sometimes he rhapsodizes about the four of them going into business together, assigns them each a role based on their diverse talents and gifts (Rank always seems to end up doing the heavy lifting in these scenarios), making scads of money, buying real estate, Italian suits, vacationing with their supermodel girlfriends and, eventually, once wild oats have been thoroughly sown, their children — so beautiful and gifted you’d think they’d been engineered in labs.

Maybe Kyle intuits that these rhapsodies of his — these fantastic future scenarios he’s mapped out for the four of them — are not as heartily indulged by his compadres as once they were. It used to be the boys would join in. Wade would mostly grin and nod while trying to weave a rock star subplot into Kyle’s reverie, and Adam would shake his head and try to explain to Kyle that four guys can’t just start their own business out of the blue (“You need capital. And you need, like, an idea other than just ‘a business’”) and Rank would tell Adam to shut up and insist that they should locate their offices in Trump Tower in New York City. Or, if not Trump Tower, then directly across the street in order to draw inspiration.

“We’ll get an idea, eventually,” Kyle always assured Adam. “An idea will come. What’s important, right now, is the concept. And the concept is us. The four of us are a winning proposition, my brothers, no matter how you slice it.”

Except that lately when Kyle spoke this way, the only one to react with the old enthusiasm was Wade with his reliable grin and nod. Adam would look at his lap. Rank would tilt his head back and finish whatever he was drinking.

And so the boys needed to get together before Christmas, Kyle decided. The boys needed a night on the town, just the old crew — the original four.

“I gotta work,” said Rank.

“I need to study,” said Adam.

“Guys, don’t be dicks,” pleaded Kyle. “When’s everybody’s last exam?”

Everyone but Rank already knew their schedule by heart. Rank was in the process of deciding whether or not to even write his. On the one hand, there was no point; on the other, if he didn’t, it would raise the kind of questions among his friends he wasn’t prepared to face just yet.

Besides, what was wrong with indulging in his college life a little longer, even if it meant the hassle and needless stress of sitting down to write exams, even if he was only going through the motions at this point? After all, who knew how many weeks of higher education he had left, how long he’d be left to linger in the dorm before the university bureaucracy roused itself to inquire as to the next instalment of his tuition? Being left out of exams — leaving himself out — would, he knew, make him sad. Would be an acknowledgement. He would be nostalgic for the experience of exams all too soon — lonesome for that sense of harassed community and beleaguered fellowship.

Truth be told, he’d already spent the past month floating around campus in a fog of pre-emptive nostalgia for this time, this place, these people. Now all that was left was to set about hardening himself against all three.

Which would not be an easy thing to do with Kyle and his soupy talk of brotherhood growing faggier by the moment as the holidays approached.

We’ll get it over with, thought Rank back at the dorm, dutifully tearing apart his sock-smelling berth in search of his exam schedule. Screw it: one last night out, one big blowout with the boys. Raise glasses, toast themselves, cut each other’s palms and mingle blood like kids in a clubhouse, let Kyle spin his future dreamscapes, utter vows and proclamations, bestow hugs, brand their asses Brothers of the Temple, give them all f*cking pet names if he wants to. Get it over with — one final time, and then.

And then: what?

And then the black hole of the future that was Christmas/New Year’s ’91. The other side of which remained unfathomable to Rank.

Lorna could not grasp the simple fact that patrons of Goldfinger’s responded differently to a bartender like Rank than they did a bartender like Lorna. She noticed how the ancient, ruined regulars — who usually liked to linger at the bar after paying for a drink, hacking up bon mots along the lines of Boys oh boys I wuz so f*ckin hammered last night — tended to just mutely accept their drinks and change and shamble back to their table when dealing with Rank. It concerned her. She didn’t like to see the Goldfinger’s customer-service dynamic thrown off.

“The regulars,” she explained to Rank, “they like to joke around, you know? Like to chat with us up here at the bar. Makes them feel they belong.”

They like to chat up here at the bar, Rank wanted to say, because you wear that corset thing and have dyed blonde hair that you have grown down to where the cleft of your ass begins. Which I can see, by the way, emerging from your pants every time you bend even the tiniest bit forward.

He told her, “I am always very nice to the customers.”

“I know you are, lovey, but you’re a big fella and maybe you scare them a little.”

“I’m as nice as I can be,” protested Rank.

Truth be told there was nothing he was less interested in than chatting up the regulars. He didn’t find them lovable or endearing the way Lorna pretended to. They were last-stage alcoholics, ageless in their decrepitude, shaking, stinking, their shrivelled grey heads sloshing with permanently pickled brain cells, only able to make conversation on the off-chance that one such depleted cell happened to slosh against another somewhere in the depths of their cerebral brine.

Oily ol’ f*ck so I get home last night and I get outta bed to take a piss and don’t he forget he’s wearing pants! So I’m standing looking down at the toilet thinking: Where’s it goin? It’s gotta be going somewhere. Well it’s goin down my leg is where its goin! Har har hagh . . . HAUGH! Hwack hwack hagh . . hagh . . ugh. S’cuse me Lorna darlin.

More importantly, they rarely tipped. They were drink-cagers by and large, relying on the kindness of strangers. Why indulge them? Why did Richard even let them in the place? He could readily imagine how Gordon Sr. would respond to such a customer base. But when he pointed this out to Lorna, protesting that the barflies contributed nothing but a frankly scuzzball ambiance, she shook her head.

“You’re not here on Welfare Wednesday, lovey.” She tapped the tip jar with a turquoise fingernail. “That’s when Santa comes to town.”

Okay, so Lorna was worried for her welfare tips. That explained it, but didn’t particularly prompt Rank to take her advice seriously. Heaven forbid he not endear himself to the pub’s incontinent habitants. Besides, he was perfectly civil — he just wasn’t a blonde in a corset who called them “lovey.” Why would the alkies stay and talk to Rank? Swap weight-room stories? Compare how much they can bench?

It was only after Ivor approached him on the same matter that Rank started to think perhaps he did require an attitude adjustment.

“Rich,” Ivor said, “is thinking maybe you’re not having such a good time behind the bar.”

Rank hesitated, before responding, in a moment of startled respect for Rich. Rank scarcely ever caught a glimpse of the guy, yet somehow he had managed to attune himself to the mood of his most insignificant staff member.

“No,” insisted Rank. “I really like it, actually.” And in fact, when the place was busy, he did. It was a million times more diverting than standing around with his arms folded scanning the crowd for violence. When things got cooking, three hours could pass in an eye-blink, Rank bouncing back and forth from the bar to the till to the beer fridge, serving a steady stream of hoarse, happy revellers who tipped bigger and bigger as the night wore on.

“Rich says you come off a little tense.”

Rank did his best to clamp down on a smirk. This coming from a man so coked he practically vibrated.

“No, you know what it is, man,” said Rank. “Exams. Stressing me out.”

“F*ckin exams,” commiserated Ivor, nodding as if in perfect understanding, like a departmental chair.

“You know,” continued Rank, “I should be studying, but I gotta work. I need the money for tuition next year otherwise they’ll kick me out.”

It was weird, Rank reflected later, how in the Goldfinger’s environment he was able to articulate the worst thing going on in his life with such a casual air. Of course his excuse was more a version of the truth than the truth itself, but the fact remained he had just confessed something to Ivor that he’d spoken not a word of to his friends, or anyone other than Gordon Sr. He’d spoken it like an afterthought: otherwise they’ll kick me out.

He’d told his friends he needed money for tuition, but that was all, and to them it was a statement so obvious as to be unremarkable. After all, they were students — everyone was living on a shoestring. If he’d said the same to Kyle, with his two professor parents at McGill, Kyle would have responded, Oh yeah, me too man, I’m so screwed for money.

Ivor leaned, placing his bloated forearms on the bar, and then reached up to scratch his entire head, starting with either side of his chin and working his way up and back. It came across as a kind of frantic thinking ritual, so Rank politely stood and waited for it to be over.

When it was, Ivor dropped his forearms back onto the bar where they landed like pair of immense sausages. He looked up at Rank. “You gonna be able to cover it?”

“Cover what?” said Rank, who had become a bit lost in Ivor’s head-ritual.

“Your tuition.”

“Um,” said Rank. “No, actually. There’s no way I’m going to be able to cover it.”

“How much is it?” Ivor wanted to know.

As Rank stared into Ivor’s bulging, frankly inquiring eyes, he understood what the deal was with Goldfinger’s. Ivor felt no shame in asking such a question — as anyone else in his circle would — because such questions were the foundation upon which the establishment he stood in was built. Goldfinger’s was after all about the numbers. Goldfinger’s was a counting house done up as a pleasure palace. Up the hill at the university there was Milton and Hera*us, Take Back the Night, Evolutionary Biology and the Western Canon. Here, it was Basic Math. It was Economics 101. It was a turquoise fingernail tapping a tip jar.

Rank told him how much.

Ivor said, “Let me talk to Rich.”

Press pause. This is a little break to remind you that Rank was barely twenty years old. It’s all very well to assume he would know better than to invest seriously in those five words: Let me talk to Rich. Words spoken by a criminal about a criminal. Spoken by a man who has a gun about the man who gave him the gun. Bad news all around, yes? Red flags abounding. Well, my friend, you give our hero too much credit. Earlier your humble narrator was riding poor Kyle pretty hard about his naiveté around the subject of Goldfinger’s. About the fact that, as many rumours as Kyle might have heard about drugs and guns and various shady dealings, he couldn’t quite believe it. The implication of course is that Kyle didn’t have the kind of background to believe it — to believe that Richard and Goldfinger’s could exist as anything but a joke. Well, let’s face it. Rank didn’t have that background either. Rank had years ago encountered a less clownish version of Ivor, a fatso of menace called Jeeves, from whom badness seemed to broadcast itself in radio waves. But that was pretty much as close as Rank had ever got to the kind of nasty that lay beyond Goldfinger’s scummy surface, should you happen to scratch it with a turquoise fingernail.

Rank, even for his time in the Youth Centre, remained basically what social worker Owen Findlay had dubbed him in his earnest letter to the Provincial Judge’s Office circa 1986: a decent kid. So let’s not quibble with Owen on this one. Owen knew whereof he spoke. Let’s give Rank, at least, that much.

But let’s not forgive him. No, we can’t. Sorry. Because his good-kid naiveté was only half of his mistake. Part two of this mistake is what’s significant. Part two is what’s outright unforgivable.

Part two being that, like any guy his age, Rank believed he was immortal. And no, just because this belief was typical of any guy his age doesn’t make it okay for a guy like Rank. Rank, if anyone, should’ve known better. The gods had grabbed Rank by the neck a couple of times now and rubbed the barbed fact of mortality directly into his idiot face. And still the big lug ambled on his way, wiping the blood from his eyes, assuming it didn’t apply to him specifically.

But what’s even worse?

Rank had forgotten to remember the essential thing about himself. To wit: where there was a powder keg, Rankin Jr. was as fire. He was King Midas in reverse, our hero: fingertips Black Plague.