“87th Precinct, Sergeant Murchison.”
“Detective Carella, please,” the young voice said.
“He’s not here right now,” Murchison answered. “Talk to anyone else?”
“The note said Carella,” the young voice said.
“What note, son?”
“Aw, never mind,” the boy replied. “It’s probably a gag.”
“Well, what—”
The line went dead.
A fly was buzzing around the nose of Steve Carella. Carella swatted at it in his sleep.
The fly zoomed up toward the ceiling and then swooped down again. Ssssszzzzzzzzz. It landed on Carella’s ear.
Still sleeping, Carella brushed at it.
“87th Precinct, Sergeant Murchison.”
“Is there a Detective Carella there?” the voice asked.
“Just a minute,” Murchison said. He plugged into the bull’s wire. Havilland picked up the phone.
“87th Detective Squad, Havilland,” he said.
“Rog, this is Dave,” Murchison said. “Has Carella come back yet?”
“Nope,” Havilland said.
“I’ve got another call for him. You want to take it?”
“I’m busy,” Havilland said.
“Doing what? Picking your nose?”
“All right, give me the call,” Havilland said, putting down the magazine and the story about the trunk murderer.
“Here’s the Detective Division,” he heard Murchison say.
“This is Detective Havilland,” Havilland said. “Can I help you?”
“Some dame handed me a note,” the voice said.
“Yeah?”
“Said to call Detective Carella and tell him the license number is D-N-1556. Is this on the level? Is there really a Carella?”
“Yeah,” Havilland said. “What was that number again?”
“What?”
“The license number.”
“Oh. D-N-1556. What’s it all about?”
“Mister,” Havilland said, “your guess is as good as mine. Thanks for calling.”
Kling sat in the squad car alongside the patrolman.
“Can’t you make this thing go any faster?” he asked.
“I’m sorry, sir,” the patrolman said with broad sarcasm, somewhat miffed with the knowledge that not too many months ago Kling had been a patrolman, too. “I wouldn’t want to get a speeding ticket.”
Kling studied the patrolman with an implacable eye. “Put on your goddamn siren,” he said harshly, “and get this thing to Chinatown, or your ass is going to be in a great big sling!”
The patrolman blinked.
The squad car’s siren suddenly erupted. The patrolman’s foot came down onto the accelerator.
Kling leaned forward, staring through the windshield.
Charlie Chen leaned forward, staring through the windshield. He did not like to drive in city traffic. Doggedly, he headed uptown.
When he heard the siren, he thought it was a fire engine, and he started to pull over to his right.
Then he saw that it was a police car, and not even on his side of the avenue. The police car sped by him, heading downtown, its siren blaring.
It strengthened Chen’s resolve. He gritted his teeth, leaned over the wheel, and stepped on the accelerator more firmly.
Carella swatted at the fly and then sat upright in his chair, suddenly wide awake. He blinked.
The apartment was very silent.
He stood and yawned. What the hell time is it, anyway? Where the hell is Teddy? He looked at his watch. She was usually home by this time, preparing supper. Had she left a note? He yawned again and began looking through the apartment for a note.
He could find none. He looked at his watch again. Then he went to his jacket and fished for his cigarettes. He reached into the package. It was empty. His fingers explored the sides. It was still empty.
Wearily, he sat down and put on his shoes.
He took his pad from his back pocket, slid the pencil out from under the leather loop, and wrote: Dear Teddy: I’ve gone down for some cigarettes. Be right back. Steve. He propped the note on the kitchen table. Then he went into the bathroom to wash his face.
“87th Squad, Detective Havilland.”
“I wanted Carella,” the woman’s voice said.
“He’s out,” Havilland said.
“A young lady stopped me and gave me a note,” the woman said. “I really don’t know whether or not it’s serious, but I felt I should call. May I read the note to you?”
“Please do,” Havilland said.
“It says, Call Detective Steve Carella, FRederick 7-8024. Tell him license number is D-N-1556. Hurry please! Does that mean anything?”
“You say a young lady gave this to you?” Havilland asked.
“Yes, a quite beautiful young lady. Dark hair and dark eyes. She seemed rather in a hurry herself.”
For the first time that afternoon, Havilland forgot his trunk murderer. He remembered, instead, that the Chinaman who’d called had said, “Man who tattoo girl. He was here shop. With Mrs. Carella.”
And now a girl who answered the description of Steve’s wife was going around handing out messages. That made sense. Carella’s wife was a deaf mute.
“I’ll get on it right away,” Havilland said. “Thanks for calling.”
He hung up, consulted his list of numbers, and then dialed the Bureau of Motor Vehicles. He gave them the license number and asked them to check it. Then he hung up and looked up another number.
He was dialing Steve Carella’s home when Charlie Chen walked down the corridor and came to a breathless stop outside the slatted rail divider.
Steve Carella put on his jacket.
He went into the kitchen again to check the note, and then, because he was there, he checked the handles on the gas range to make sure all the jets were out.
He walked out of the kitchen and into the living room and then to the front door. He was in the corridor and closing the door behind him when the telephone rang. He cursed mildly, went to the phone, and lifted the receiver.
“Hello?” he said.
“Steve?”
“Yeah.”
“Rog Havilland.”
“What’s up, Rog?”
“Got a man here named Charlie Chen who says your killer was in his shop this afternoon. Teddy was there at the time, and—”
“What!”
“Teddy. Your wife. She trailed the guy when he left. Chen says the girl with him was very sick. I’ve gotten half a dozen phone calls in the past half hour. Girl who answers Teddy’s description has been handing out notes asking people to call you with a license number. I’ve got the MVB checking it now. What do you think?”
“Teddy!” Carella said, and that was all he could think of.
He heard a phone ringing someplace, and then Havilland said, “There’s the other line going now. Might be the license information. Hold on, Steve.”
He heard the click as the hold button was pressed, and he waited, squeezing the plastic of the phone, thinking over and over again, Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.
Havilland came back on in a minute.
“It’s a black 1955 Cadillac hardtop,” Havilland said. “Registered to a guy named Chris Donaldson.”
“That’s the bird,” Carella said, his mind beginning to function again. “What address have you got for him?”
“41-18 Ranier. That’s in Riverhead.”
“That’s about ten minutes from here,” Carella said. “I’m starting now. Get a call in to whichever precinct owns that street. Get an ambulance going, too. If that girl is sick, it’s probably from arsenic.”
“Right,” Havilland said. “Anything else, Steve?”
“Yeah. Start praying he hasn’t spotted my wife!”
He hung up, slapped his hip pocket to make sure he still had his .38, and then left the apartment without closing the door.
Standing in the concrete and cinder block basement of the building, Teddy Carella watched the indicator needle of the service elevator. She could see the washing machines going in another part of the basement, and beyond that, she could feel the steady thrum of the apartment building’s oil burner, and she watched the needle as it moved from numeral to numeral and then stopped at four.
She pressed the down button.
Donaldson and the girl had entered that service elevator and had got off at the fourth floor. And now, as the elevator dropped to the basement again, Teddy wondered what she would do when she discovered what apartment he was in, wondered, too, just how sick the girl was, just how much time she had. The elevator door slid open.
Teddy got in, pressed the No. 4 in the panel. The door slid shut. The elevator began its climb. Oddly, she felt no fear, no apprehension. She wished only that Steve were with her, because Steve would know what to do. The elevator climbed and then shuddered to a stop. The door did open. She started out of the car, and then she saw Donaldson.
He was standing just outside the elevator, waiting for the door to open, waiting for her. In blind panic, she stabbed at the panel with the floor buttons. Donaldson’s arm lashed out. His fingers clamped on her wrist, and he pulled her out of the car.
“Why are you following me?” he asked.
She shook her head dumbly. Donaldson was pulling her down the hallway. He stopped before apartment 4C, threw open the door, and then shoved her into the apartment. Priscilla Ames was lying on the couch facedown. The apartment smelled of human waste.
“There she is,” Donaldson said. “Is that who you’re looking for?”
He snatched Teddy’s purse from her hands and began going through it, scattering lipstick, change, mascara, and an address book onto the floor. When he came upon her wallet, he unsnapped it and went through it quickly.
“Mrs. Stephen Carella,” he read from the identification card. “Resident of Riverhead, eh? So we’re neighbors. Meet Miss Ames, Mrs. Carella. Or have you already met?” He looked at the card again. “In case of emergency, call…” His voice stopped. Then, like the slow trickle of a faulty waterspout, it came on again. “Detective Steve Carella, 87th Precinct, FRederick 7-802…” He looked up at Teddy. “Your husband’s a cop, huh?”
Teddy nodded.
“What’s the matter? Too scared to speak?” He studied her again. “I said…” He stopped, watching her. “Is something wrong with your voice?”
Teddy nodded.
“What is it? Can you talk?”
She shook her head. Her eyes lingered on his mouth, and following her gaze, he suddenly knew.
“Are you deaf?” he asked.
Teddy nodded.
“Good,” Donaldson said flatly. He was silent again, watching her. “Did your husband put you up to following me?”
Teddy made no motion, no gesture. She stood as silent as a stone.
“Does he know about me?”
Again, no answer.
“Why were you following me?” Donaldson asked, moving closer to her. “Who put you on to me? Where’d I slip up?” He took her wrist. “Answer me, goddammit!”
His fingers were tight on her wrist. On the couch, Priscilla Ames moaned weakly. He turned abruptly.
“She’s been poisoned, you know that, don’t you?” he said to Teddy. “I poisoned her. She’ll be dead in a little while, and tonight, she goes into the river.” He saw Teddy’s involuntary shudder. “What’s the matter? Does that frighten you? Don’t be frightened. She’s in pain, but she hardly knows what the hell’s happening anymore. All she can think about right now is her own sickness. Christ, it smells vile in here! How can you stand it?” He laughed a short, harsh laugh. The laugh was over almost before it began. His voice grew hard again. There was no compromise in it now. “What does your husband know?” he asked. “What does your husband know?”
Teddy made no motion. Her face remained expressionless.
Donaldson watched her. “All right,” he said. “I’ll assume the worst. I’ll assume he’s headed here right now with a whole damn battalion of police. Okay?”
Again, there was nothing on Teddy’s face, nothing in her eyes.
“He won’t find a damn thing when he gets here. I’ll be gone, and Miss Ames’ll be gone, and you’ll be gone. He’ll find the four walls.” He went to the closet, opened it quickly, and pulled out a suitcase. “Come with me,” he said. He shoved Teddy ahead of him, into the bedroom. “Sit down,” he said. “On the bed. Hurry up.”
Teddy sat.
Donaldson went to the dresser and threw open the top drawer. He began shoveling clothes into the suitcase. “You’re a pretty one,” he said. “If I came onto something like you…” He didn’t complete the sentence. “The trouble with my business is that you can’t enjoy yourself,” he said vaguely. “Plain girls are good. They buy whatever you sell. Get involved with a beauty, and your secret’s in danger. Murder is a big secret, don’t you think? It pays well, too. Don’t let anyone tell you crime doesn’t pay. It pays excellently. If you don’t get caught.” He grinned. “I have no intention of getting caught.” He looked at her again. “You’re a pretty one. And you can’t talk. A secret could be told to you.” He shook his head. “It’s too bad we haven’t got more time.” He shook his head again. “You’re a pretty one,” he repeated.
Teddy sat on the bed, motionless.
“You must know how it is,” he said, “being good looking. It’s a pain sometimes, isn’t it? Men get to hate you, distrust you. Me, I mean. They don’t like a man who’s too good looking. Makes them feel uncomfortable. Too much virility for them. Points up their own petty quarrels with the world, makes than feel inadequate.” He paused. “I can get any girl I want, do you know that? Any girl. I just flutter my lashes, and they fall down dead.” He chuckled. “Dead. That’s a laugh, isn’t it? You must know, I guess. Men fall all over you, don’t they?” He looked at her, questioning. “Okay, sit there in your shell. You’re coming with me, you know that, don’t you? You’re my insurance.” He laughed again. “We’ll make a good couple. We’ll really give the spectators something to ogle. We offset each other. Blond and brunette. That’s very good. It won’t be bad, being seen with a pretty girl for a change. I get tired of these goddamn witches. But they pay well. I’ve got a nice bank balance.”
On the couch, Priscilla Ames moaned. Donaldson went to the doorway and looked into the living room. “Relax, lover,” he called. “In a little while, you’ll go for a nice refreshing swim.” He burst out laughing and turned to Teddy. “Nice girl,” he said. “Ugly as sin. Nice.” He went back to packing the bag, silent now, working rapidly.
Teddy watched him. He had not packed a gun, so perhaps he didn’t own one.
“You’ll help me downstairs with her,” he said suddenly. “The service elevator again. In and out, and whoosh, we’re on our way. You’ll stay with me for a while. You can’t talk; that’s good. No phone calls, no idle gossip to waiters, good, good. Just have to keep you away from pen and paper, I guess, huh?” He studied her again, his eyes changing. “Be good to have a ball for a change,” he said. “I get so goddamn tired of these witches, and you can’t trust the beauties. If you want to know something, you can’t trust anybody. The world is full of con men. But we’ll have a ball.” He looked at her face. “Don’t like the idea, huh? That’s rough. It’ll make it more interesting. You should consider yourself lucky. You could be scheduled for a swim with Miss Ames, you know. You should consider yourself lucky. Most women fall down when I come into a room. Consider yourself lucky. I’m pleasant company, and I know the nicest places in town. That’s my business, you know. My avocation. I’m really an accountant. Actually, accounting is my avocation, I suppose. Women are my business. The lonely ones. The plain Janes. You’re a surprise. I’m glad you followed me.” He grinned boyishly. “Nice having somebody to talk to who doesn’t talk back. That’s the secret of the Catholic confession, and also the secret of psychoanalysis. You can tell the truth, and the worst that’ll happen to you is twelve Hail Marys or the discovery that you hate your mother. With you, there’s no punishment. I can talk, and you can listen, and I don’t have to spout the love phrases or the undying bliss bit. You look sexy, too. Still water. Deep, deep.”
He heard the sudden, sharp snap of the front door lock. He whirled quickly and ran into the living room.
Carella saw a blond giant appear in the doorframe, eyes alert, fists clenched. The giant took in the .38 in Carella’s fist, took in the unwavering glint in Carella’s eye, and then lunged across the room.
Carella was no fool. This man was a powerhouse. This man could rip him in two.
Steadily, calmly, Carella leveled the .38.
And then he fired.
April was dying.
The rains had come and gone, and the cruelest month was being put to rest. May would burst with flowers. In June, there would be sunshine.
Priscilla Ames sat in the squadroom of the 87th Precinct. Steve Carella sat opposite her.
“Will he live?” she asked.
“Yes,” Carella said.
“That’s unfortunate,” she replied.
“It depends how you look at it,” Carella said. “He’ll go to trial, and he’ll be convicted. He’ll die, anyway.”
“I was a fool, I suppose. I should have known better. I should have known there’s no such thing as love.”
“You’re a fool if you believe that,” Carella said.
“I should have known,” Priscilla said, nodding. “It took a stomach pump to teach me.”
“Love is for the birds, huh?” Carella said.
“Yes,” she answered. She lifted her head, and her eyes behind the glasses glared defiance. But they asked for something else, too, and Carella gave it to her.
“I love my wife,” he said simply. “It may be for the birds, but it’s for the humans, too. Don’t let Donaldson sour you. Love is the biggest American industry. I know.” He grinned. “I’m a stockholder.”
“I suppose…” Priscilla sighed. “Anyway, thank you. That’s why I came by. To thank you.”
“Where to now?” Carella asked.
“Back home,” Priscilla said. “Phoenix.” She paused and then smiled for the first time that afternoon. “There are a lot of birds in Phoenix.”
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