Texas Gothic

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in the shower, I soaped my hair with a minty green shampoo from the collection on the shelf, letting the hot water carry away my anger so I could figure out at what point I had totally lost my mind.

Sure, Ben McCulloch had been a jerk (other than lending me his shirt and helping me round up the goats, I mean). But you don’t have a family like mine without developing some defenses. So why had my umbrella of sarcasm so utterly failed me just now? I really didn’t want to think it had anything to do with the blue eyes and the biceps.

Austin, where I’d grown up, was a pretty big city, but it could also be a bit of a small town if you lived there long enough. Everyone at my school knew about the Goodnights—possibly due to Phin’s blowing up the chemistry lab during her junior year, when trying to enchant the football team’s jerseys for indomitability. Something about batch lots and logarithmic synergism, she’d explained while Mom trimmed off the singed ends of her hair. As if I cared about anything other than having to pass the class now that my last name was mud.

Let’s get this straight. Magic is a fact. When other kids were chanting “Rain, rain, go away,” Phin and I were in the kitchen with Mom, cooking up spells to keep the tomatoes in the backyard from getting root rot. My cousin Daisy’s invisible friends were the children of a pioneer family who died of a cholera epidemic in 1849, and Violet’s crystal collection could cure a headache and pick up Mexican radio if she arranged them just right.

Maybe if these things were more flashy, or overt, the Goodnight reality would be everyone’s reality. But magic was more about tendencies and probabilities, and, like Uncle Burt, worked best where you couldn’t quite see it.

Being in on the secret might be a lot of fun when you’re a kid, but not so much once you realize how often life hinges on everyone agreeing—at least outwardly—on the same reality.

Especially if you’re the only one in a very eccentric family to realize that.

So now I was walking a tightrope between worlds, pretending I didn’t believe in ghosts and magic. And my family? Oh, they were just having fun. The Bell, Book and Candle was just a gift shop with eccentric merchandise. The Iris Teapot sold herbal teas that cheered you up only because they were so delicious. No, of course magic had nothing to do with my sister blowing up the chemistry lab.

I’d become very good at deflecting comments about my family without actually denying anything. Aunt Iris, the most sympathetic of my aunts, said I was too concerned with what other people thought. But it wasn’t that I wanted my family to be normal. I just wanted them to be safe. Magic might be as real as Copernican revolution, but I was sure Galileo had kin who didn’t want him excommunicated over that, either.

God, that made me sound like a coward. A coward and a hypocrite. No wonder my defenses failed me out in the yard. There was no sarcasm shield against the inner saboteur of my guilty conscience.

Oh hell. I froze midlather. That little piece of self-awareness was way too insightful to be random.

I rinsed my hair, squinting through the sluice of soap and water to aim a suspicious glare at the bottle on the shelf. Goodnight Farm’s Clear Your Head Shampoo.

Crap. I picked up the bottle, rubbed my eyes, and read, We can’t say this will sort out your troubles or unknot thorny questions, but it will smooth your hair and untangle your tresses. Instructions: Lather, rinse, repeat with an open mind. Vegan, not tested on animals.

That was the thing about the Goodnight world. No matter what the label said, you could never assume anything only worked like magic.

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Once dressed, I turned my clear head to the next question: What the hell had Cowboy McCrankypants’s denim knickers in a twist? And why hadn’t Aunt Hyacinth warned me about it?

I chewed it over as I took my filthy clothes to the washer and carried a basket of clean towels to the living room. Even in the Goodnight world, laundry didn’t fold itself. Though I wouldn’t have minded a crystal ball to tell me what had Phin taking so long, and whether or not I should worry.

Dad once said that Phin didn’t have the sense God gave a duck, but this was not true. She had a remarkable homing instinct. I’d never known her to get lost. Not geographically, anyway. But when she got distracted by a project, or a stroke of genius, or a random thought … For all I knew, she might be building a DNA model out of bendy straws in the Sonic parking lot.

All the same, I called her cell, let it ring until it went to voice mail, then hung up without leaving a message. Phin was notorious for not answering her phone. But right at that moment, I felt convinced she was doing it to annoy me.

I drummed my fingers on the counter, eyeing the door to Aunt Hyacinth’s workroom. My laptop was upstairs, but to go up and get it was so … deliberate. Whereas if I just wandered into the next room to surf a little on my aunt’s computer, and just happened to Google a name or two …

And, I figured, I should at least send my aunt a note to let her know I’d antagonized her neighbor.

It was as good an excuse as any.

The dogs seemed happy with my new sense of purpose and trailed after me to the back of the house, their nails ticking on the tile floor, my own Bremen Town Musicians.

I headed for the desk where Aunt Hyacinth ran the business of Goodnight Farm. With the lights on and the ceiling fans turning, the workroom didn’t look much like a sorceress’s inner sanctum, though Phin’s equipment gave it more of an alchemist’s-lab vibe than usual, and I was pretty sure Aunt Hyacinth would have hated the blackout curtains. The room had once been the back porch, but Uncle Burt had enclosed it years ago. Potted plants crowded the space, and shelves of jars and bottles—green and brown and clear glass, all hand labeled—lined the walls, along with books of every vintage. Bundles of drying herbs and flowers dangled from the ceiling, and copper and iron pots hung near a large fireplace, their bottoms blackened by flame. At home, Mom cooked plenty of potions over the gas stove in our kitchen. I’d even seen her use the Crock-Pot. But Aunt Hyacinth was a traditionalist.

The dogs flopped onto the cool stone floor, sighing deeply. Not even I was immune to the peaceful energy that permeated the house and grounds. It was the same at my mom’s shop, and my aunt Iris’s, too. Positive magic—the only kind that Goodnights do—has that effect. Even people who don’t recognize it as supernatural feel it.

This was why I’d been reluctant to come to the farm. It was part of the figurative bubble where my family lived, where magic was reasonable and tangible. It messed with my thinking and blurred the lines I’d carefully drawn between my private, family world and my determined public normalcy. It made me do stupid things like get into an argument about ghosts—ghosts, of all things—with a jackass cowboy.

After the computer booted up, I dashed off a note to Aunt Hyacinth, feeling virtuous. And then I opened a browser window and typed “McCulloch Texas ranch.”

There wasn’t much. No homepage, just a business listing. Primary Location: Llano County. Production: Cattle and calves. Owner: Dan McCulloch.

The second link led to a Texas Monthly article: “The Disappearing Independent Rancher.”

I had a rudimentary understanding of the industry. Cattle were raised on pastureland, like the acreage surrounding Goodnight Farm. There were many small independent ranchers, but a large spread took a lot of money and resources. The article was basically about how drought, the cost of transportation, and the economy made things hard for the ma-and-pa operation. Cattle barons had given way to corporations. The author cited the McCullochs as one of the largest ranches in the state to remain a family-owned business. No shareholders, just Ma and Pa McCulloch.

Impressive, especially after I saw a map of the ranch. It was big. Really big, sprawling on both sides of the Llano River. Except for one small white spot in the middle—Goodnight Farm.

A book fell off a shelf with a heavy thump that made me jump. I spun the chair toward the sound, but everything was still. The dogs had barely roused from their snooze, and the rest of the books were lined up neatly, nowhere near the edge. It seemed Uncle Burt had decided to be helpful.

I retrieved the hardcover volume from the floor. Texas Ranches, Circa 1920. The pages had fallen open to an older map of the area, which showed that a hundred years ago the McCulloch spread hadn’t reached nearly so far. It had been the biggest of about ten ranches in this bend of the river. The family must have bought up all the other land over the last century, because now there was only the one blue blob, wrapped around Goodnight Farm like a fat corpuscle trying to devour a stubborn cell.

Aha.

I sank back and the chair sighed beneath me, echoing my disappointment. Was that what Ben McCulloch’s antagonism was about? The fact that Aunt Hyacinth wouldn’t sell? Ninety percent of the world’s conflicts were about property, what someone had and what someone else wanted.

“This is a bit of a letdown, Uncle Burt.” I talked to him out of old habit. “I just think if you’re going to be a jackass, you should be original about it.”

But what was all that ranting about ghosts on McCulloch property, then? I tried to sort through my anger-muddled memory of what Ben had said. Something about a ghost, an easement, a bridge—

I heard a car out front, but the dogs didn’t bark, or even stir in their slumber. That meant Phin had arrived home. Just as I’d been thinking of ghosts. Logic said it was coincidence, but the Goodnight part of me said not to be so sure about that.