“I really don’t think it’s my place to tell him that, sir. He’s doing a fine job. We’re just concerned because something like this really ought to be done by two personnel. It’s risky, having one unarmed guard dealing with such large amounts of money.”
“Tell me about it. Or more to the point, you tell those cheapskates down at the First Illinois about it. These are my men I’m putting on the line, officer. Good men. Men like you.” Shadow found himself warming to this identity. He could feel himself becoming Andy Haddock, chewed cheap cigar in his ashtray, a stack of paperwork to get to this Saturday afternoon, a home in Schaumburg and a mistress in a little apartment on Lake Shore Drive. “Y’know, you sound like a bright young man, officer, uh ...”
“Myerson.”
“Officer Myerson. You need a little weekend work, or you wind up leaving the force, any reason, you give us a call. We always need good men. You got my card?”
“Yes sir.”
“You hang onto it,” said Andy Haddock. “You call me.”
The police car drove off, and Wednesday shuffled back through the snow to deal with the small line of people who were waiting to give him their money.
“She okay?” asked the manager, putting his head around the door. “Your girlfriend?”
“It was the battery,” said Shadow. “Now I just got to wait.”
“Women,” said the manager. “I hope yours is worth waiting for.”
Winter darkness descended, the afternoon slowly graying into night. Lights went on. More people gave Wednesday their money. Suddenly, as if at some signal Shadow could not see, Wednesday walked over to the wall, removed the out-of-order signs, and trudged across the slushy road, heading for the parking lot. Shadow waited a minute, then followed him.
Wednesday was sitting in the back of the car. He had opened the metal case, and was methodically laying everything he had been given out on the backseat in neat piles.
“Drive,” he said. “We’re heading for the First Illinois Bank over on State Street.”
“Repeat performance?” asked Shadow. “Isn’t that kind of pushing your luck?”
“Not at all,” said Wednesday. “We’re going to do a little banking.”
While Shadow drove, Wednesday sat in the backseat and removed the bills from the deposit bags in handfuls, leaving the checks and the credit card slips, and taking the cash from some, although not all, of the envelopes. He dropped the cash back into the metal case. Shadow pulled up outside the bank, stopping the car about fifty yards down the road, well out of camera range. Wednesday got out of the car and pushed the envelopes through the night deposit slot. Then he opened the night safe, and dropped in the gray bags. He closed it again.
He climbed into the passenger seat. “You’re heading for 1-90,” said Wednesday. “Follow the signs west for Madison.”
Shadow began to drive.
Wednesday looked back at the bank they were leaving. “There, my boy,” he said, cheerfully, “that will confuse everything. Now, to get the really big money, you need to do that at about four-thirty on a Sunday moaning, when the clubs and the bars drop off their Saturday night’s takings. Hit the right bank, the right guy making the drop-off—they tend to pick them big and honest, and sometimes have a couple of bouncers accompany them, but they aren’t necessarily smart—and you can walk away with a quarter of a million dollars for an evening’s work.”
“If it’s that easy,” said Shadow, “how come everybody doesn’t do it?”
“It’s not an entirely risk-free occupation,” said Wednesday, “especially not at four-thirty in the morning.”
“You mean the cops are more suspicious at four-thirty in the morning?”
“Not at all. But the bouncers are. And things can get awkward.”
He flicked through a sheaf of fifties, added a smaller stack of twenties, weighed them in his hand, then passed them over to Shadow. “Here,” he said. “Your first week’s wages.”
Shadow pocketed the money without counting it. “So, that’s what you do?” he asked. “To make money?”
“Rarely. Only when a great deal of cash is needed fast. On the whole, I make my money from people who never know they’ve been taken, and who never complain, and who will frequently line up to be taken when I come back that way again.”
“That Sweeney guy said you were a hustler.”
“He was right. But that is the least of what I am. And the least of what I need you for, Shadow.”
Snow spun through their headlights and into the windshield as they drove through the darkness. The effect was almost hypnotic.
“This is the only country in the world,” said Wednesday, into the stillness, “that worries about what it is.”
“What?”
“The rest of them know what they are. No one ever needs to go searching for the heart of Norway. Or looks for the soul of Mozambique. They know what they are.”
“And ... ?”
“Just thinking out loud.”
“So you’ve been to lots of other countries, then?”