The Colour of Magic

“—” he began.

 

The breath was knocked out of him, the spell scattered and snuffed out. A pair of arms locked around his waist and the whole world jerked sideways as the dragon rose out of its long dive, claws grazing just for a moment the topmost rock on the Wyrmberg’s noisome floor. Twoflower laughed triumphantly.

 

“Got him!”

 

And the dragon, curving gracefully at the top of his flight, gave a lazy flip of his wings and soared through a cavemouth into the morning air.

 

 

 

At noon, in a wide green meadow on the lush tableland that was the top of the impossibly balanced Wyrmberg, the dragons and their riders formed a wide circle. There was room beyond them for a rabble of servants and slaves and others who scratched a living here on the roof of the world, and they were all watching the figures clustered in the center of the grassy arena.

 

The group contained a number of senior dragonlords, and among them were Lio!rt and his brother Liartes. The former was still rubbing his legs, with small grimaces of pain. Slightly to one side stood Liessa and Hrun, with some of the woman’s own followers. Between the two factions stood the Wyrmberg’s hereditary Loremaster.

 

“As you know,” he said uncertainly, “the not-fully-late Lord of the Wyrmberg, Greicha the First, has stipulated that there will be no succession until one of his children feels himself—or as it might be, herself—powerful enough to challenge and defeat his or her siblings in mortal combat.”

 

“Yes, yes, we know all that. Get on with it,” said a thin peevish voice from the air beside him.

 

The Loremaster swallowed. He had never come to terms with his former master’s failure to expire properly. Is the old buzzard dead or isn’t he? he wondered.

 

“It is not certain,” he quavered, “whether it is allowable to issue a challenge by proxy—”

 

“It is, it is,” snapped Greicha’s disembodied voice. “It shows intelligence. Don’t take all day about it.”

 

“I challenge you,” said Hrun, glaring at the brothers, “both at once.”

 

Lio!rt and Liartes exchanged looks.

 

“You’ll fight us both together?” said Liartes, a tall, wiry man with long black hair.

 

“Yah.”

 

“That’s pretty uneven odds, isn’t it?”

 

“Yah. I outnumber you one to two.”

 

Lio!rt scowled. “You arrogant barbarian—”

 

“That just about does it!” growled Hrun. “I’ll—”

 

The Loremaster put out a blue-veined hand to restrain him.

 

“It is forbidden to fight on the Killing Ground,” he said, and paused while he considered the sense of this. “You know what I mean, anyway,” he hazarded, giving up, and added “As the challenged parties my lords Lio!rt and Liartes have choice of weapons.”

 

“Dragons,” they said together. Liessa snorted.

 

“Dragons can be used offensively, therefore they are weapons,” said Lio!rt firmly. “If you disagree we can fight over it.”

 

“Yah,” said his brother, nodding at Hrun.

 

The Loremaster felt a ghostly finger prod him in the chest.

 

“Don’t stand there with your mouth open,” said Greicha’s graveyard voice. “Just hurry up, will you?”

 

Hrun stepped back, shaking his head.

 

“Oh no,” he said. “Once was enough. I’d rather be dead than fight on one of those things.”

 

“Die, then,” said the Loremaster, as kindly as he could manage.

 

Lio!rt and Liartes were already striding back across the turf to where the servants stood waiting with their mounts. Hrun turned to Liessa. She shrugged.

 

“Don’t I even get a sword?” he pleaded. “A knife, even?”

 

“No,” she said. “I didn’t expect this.” She suddenly looked smaller, all defiance gone. “I’m sorry.”

 

“You’re sorry?”

 

“Yes. I’m sorry.”

 

“Yes, I thought you said you’re sorry.”

 

“Don’t glare at me like that! I can imagine you the finest dragon to ride—”

 

“No!”

 

The Loremaster wiped his nose on a handkerchief, held the little silken square aloft for a moment, then let it fall.

 

A boom of wings made Hrun spin around. Lio!rt’s dragon was already airborne and circling around toward them. As it swooped low over the turf a billow of flame shot from its mouth, scoring a black streak across the grass that rushed toward Hrun.

 

At the last minute he pushed Liessa aside, and felt the wild pain of the flame on his arm as he dived for safety. He rolled as he hit the ground, and flipped onto his feet again while he looked around frantically for the other dragon. It came in from one side, and Hrun was forced to take a badly judged standing jump to escape the flame. The dragon’s tail whipped around as it passed and caught him a stinging blow across the forehead. He pushed himself upright, shaking his head to make the wheeling stars go away. His blistered back screamed pain at him.

 

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