“Are you kidding me?” asks Katie.
“Sometimes, I just so happen to be on the stoop when he’s leaving. Quite early in the morning, most of the time,” says Joe, enjoying every second of this.
Rosie tells Felix to please have a seat and hands him a plate. Rosie’s playing it cool now, but the lid completely blew off her kettle when she first found out about Felix from Joe. She took it personally. She’s consciously and specifically taught both girls what to look for in a man. He should be a man of faith from a good family, have a steady job, and ideally live in Charlestown. Joe pointed out that Felix is, in fact, all of these things, but Rosie just scoffed at him and simmered.
He knows the fine-print subtext of her “suitable husband” lessons. Being a man of faith can only mean being Catholic, preferably a parishioner of St. Francis Church. Being from a good family means being Irish. Having a steady job means working for the post office, the fire department, the police, BEMS, the MBTA, or Logan Airport, not for some highfalutin corporate company she’s never heard of. And living in Charlestown means born and bred. Townie, not Toonie.
Rosie sits and says grace. Meghan passes a beer to everyone but Colleen. Today’s supper is ham, baked potatoes, boiled turnip and spinach, and salad. Joe grabs the salt shaker.
“Felix, do you eat meat?” asks Rosie, holding the platter of ham.
“I eat everything,” says Felix.
“So you thought before today,” says Patrick.
“Don’t be fresh,” says Rosie, passing the platter to Felix.
“Ma, I won’t be here for supper next week,” says Meghan. “Nutcracker rehearsals.”
Rosie nods. “Okay. Felix, how is everything?”
“Delicious, thank you.”
The ham is rubber, the potatoes are rocks, the turnips are unrecognizable, and the spinach looks more like what Joe hawks up when he’s got the flu than an edible vegetable. This young man has some damn fine manners. And he must really like Katie.
“We’re gonna have a high chair in here soon,” says JJ, his broad shoulders slouched and elbows tucked awkwardly close in front of him. “How are we all gonna fit in this kitchen?”
“We’ll fit,” says Rosie.
“How?” asks JJ.
“We’ll fit,” Rosie says again.
Joe agrees with JJ. He looks at Colleen and Felix. It’s time for a change here.
“I’m thinking of taking that wall down,” says Joe, happy with the idea of making room for his expanding family, a high chair at the table, a playpen in the corner, an extra seat for his daughter’s boyfriend.
“What?” asks Rosie. “You’ll do no such thing.”
“Why not? I could turn that wall into a bar with a nice stone countertop and some stools, open it up to the girls’ old bedroom, make that a dining room. I bet you could sit ten comfortably in there.”
“No.”
“You could—that room’s much bigger than this room. If we move all the crap out of there and—”
“You’re not doing that.”
“Why not?”
“Taking down the wall? Building a stone counter? Are you crazy? You don’t know how to do any of that. You’ll make a huge mess.”
“Ye of little faith.”
“More like ye of vast experience.”
It’s true, his past attempts at home improvement haven’t exactly been episodes of This Old House.
“I’ll get Donny over to help. We could replace these crappy old floors and the countertop, too.”
“I’m handy,” offers Felix. “I could help.”
“Yeah, I’ll work on it with you, Dad,” says JJ.
“I want to demolish the wall,” says Patrick.
Joe offers up his sippy cup, and the four men toast to their new construction job.
“No one’s demolishing anything,” says Rosie.
“Why not, Ma?” asks Meghan. “I think it would look awesome. And you don’t use our old room for any real purpose.”
Meghan’s right. The girls’ old bedroom is where Rosie stores the Christmas decorations that don’t stay out all year, boxes of old clothes, and all kinds of junk. They could clear it out, relocate everything to the basement or a closet or give it all to Goodwill. Joe could knock down the wall and give them a proper dining room. The idea excites him. Their kitchen is tired and outdated. It needs to be renovated. This is just the kind of project he needs, something big and manly and meaningful. Something to keep him from going batshit crazy when he can no longer work. He hates to face it, but that day is coming. It’s either knocking the wall down or watching Rosie’s Oprah tapes all day, every day. Rosie’s going to have to come around on this. He’s going to need a sledgehammer.
“We can talk about it later,” says Rosie.
“Dad, you working another shift tonight?” asks Patrick.
“No.”
“Why you still in uniform?” asks Patrick.
Joe slams his sippy cup down on the table. “Why don’t you mind your fuckin’ business?”
Everyone goes silent. The clinking of silverware stops. Patrick holds his beer midair and doesn’t move. Katie’s eyes are wide, unblinking, her drawn face the color of the baked potatoes. Joe doesn’t look at anyone else.
Heat rushes through him. For a fragile moment, he recognizes that his reaction was too big, his anger inappropriate, that he was wrong to snap at Patrick and should apologize, but in a flash, all reasonable thoughts are gone, eviscerated by a screaming, boiling-hot rage.
He pushes back from the table to stand, but the push is dramatic and too forceful, and the chair crashes to the crappy linoleum floor. Joe then stumbles over the upturned legs as he backs up, and now both the chair and Joe are on the ground.
A mocking laugh leaks out of Patrick before he strangles it.
Now riding the back of humiliation, Joe’s rage accelerates. He stands, lifts the chair by two legs, and smashes it against the floor. The legs crack off and several of the back spindles break apart. He tosses the chairless legs to the ground and marches off to his bedroom.
He paces and paces, wanting to scream or break something else or rip his hair out or scratch his skin off or throw that statue of the Virgin Mary through the fuckin’ window. He paces and paces, and he’s praying that no one comes in, that no one he loves steps in front of this burning rage that’s tearing through him, that doesn’t belong to him. He feels possessed, a puppet strung to the sadistic hand of the devil.
He paces, and the white-hot rage consumes him, the pressure building and blistering and pressing against his every molecule, and he’s sure he’ll physically explode if the rage doesn’t leave him in some other way. He paces, searching for a safe place to send it.
He catches his reflection in the mirror. His uniform shirt. He grabs the shirt at the midline and rips it wide open as if he were Clark Kent called upon to save the world. Buttons pop off and scatter along the wood floor. He stares at himself in the mirror. His face is red. His eyes look crazy. He’s breathing fast and hard through his mouth, fogging up the mirror. There is no Superman S on his chest. Just a Kevlar vest over a Hanes white T-shirt over an ordinary man.
He removes his uniform shirt, throws it to the floor, and sits on the bed. He’s cooling down. His rapid breathing is slowing, and he can feel the red draining from his face.
Rosie steps into the bedroom and approaches him as if she were dipping a toe in the water’s edge at Revere Beach in May. He meets her eyes and then lowers his to the floor, landing on a button.
“Sweetie,” says Rosie. “I just called Dr. Hagler. I think we need to up the dose of your Seroquel.”
Joe sighs and stares at his fallen button. As a police officer, self-control is vital to everyone’s safety. Every cop he knows is a control freak. He doesn’t know whether the job made them this way, or whether they were all drawn to law enforcement because they already possessed this trait. Either way, cops need to be in control.
Joe is out of control. More and more, HD is at the wheel, and Joe is sitting handcuffed in the backseat. He hates pills. Hates them. The Seroquel dampens his HD temper, but it also dampens everything else. He feels sapped on these pills, as if his body’s been dipped in molasses, and even his thoughts are submerged too deep for him to bother with the effort of dredging them out. But he hates sitting helpless in the backseat more, and he can’t muscle HD out of the driver’s seat on his own.
“Good idea,” says Joe. “I’m sorry, darlin’.”
Rosie sits next to him on the bed. “It’s okay. I know.”
He leans against her, and she hugs him. He kisses the top of her head and hugs her back. As he holds Rosie in his arms, his breathing returns to normal, and any residual anger drifts away. He’s back. He kisses her head again and exhales in her embrace, grateful for Rosie’s love and patience.
But Joe worries. His HD is going to get worse. How much love and patience can one person have? Even a saint like Rosie might not possess a reserve deep enough to stand up against HD, to put up with this escalating madness for years. At some point, the Seroquel dose can’t go any higher. He can live without effective meds, but he can’t imagine a life on this earth without Rosie’s love and patience. He kisses her again and prays she’s got enough in her.