In the Unlikely Event

But as the church bells chimed ten times, Frekki strutted in arm and arm with Mike Monsky, and another man behind them. Frekki said, “Hello, Rabbi. I’m Frekki Strasser and this is my brother, Mike Monsky, and my husband, Dr. J. J. Strasser.”

 

 

Her husband, not her lawyer. Miri was surprised. She was sure Frekki would bring a lawyer. Miri tried not to look at Mike Monsky who was focused on Rusty, who was picking nonexistent lint off her skirt. Only then did Miri notice that Rusty was wearing her new peep-toe pumps and the pale-green sweater dress that made her eyes look even more green. Her hair was loose, down to her shoulders. She looked especially pretty, though tense and unsmiling, twisting the linen handkerchief in her hands. Frekki wore a stylish wool skirt and matching sweater set in spring colors—navy and white. Miri was almost sure it was cashmere. A matching silk scarf was draped around her neck. Miri wondered how she got the scarf to stay in place. Her doctor husband checked his watch, explaining he was on call and might have to leave early. He hoped they would understand if he did.

 

“Let me begin by stating the obvious,” Rabbi Beiderman said. “This isn’t an easy situation for any of you. Miri, you’re the one caught in the middle…”

 

Frekki interrupted. “She’s not caught in the middle, Rabbi. She’s the one who will benefit most from this arrangement.”

 

The rabbi said, “Emotionally, Miri is in the middle.”

 

Maybe this rabbi was smarter than she’d thought.

 

“Can we cut to the chase, please?” Rusty said.

 

“Rabbi, if I may…” Mike Monsky looked to the rabbi for permission to continue.

 

“Please…” the rabbi said, signaling for Mike Monsky to speak.

 

“We made a mistake sixteen years ago,” he began, looking directly at Rusty.

 

He was calling her a mistake? Did she really have to sit here and listen to this?

 

“But the result of that mistake,” he continued, “is a wonderful young girl who nobody in their right mind would ever call a mistake. I’m proud to call her my daughter.”

 

“She’s no more your daughter than I’m the Queen of Sheba,” Rusty said.

 

“She’s entitled to have a relationship with her father,” Mike said.

 

“You call yourself a father?” Rusty asked. “I can show you fathers—responsible, loving men who are there for their families.”

 

Henry leaned over and whispered something to Rusty. Rusty blew her nose in the linen handerchief.

 

Frekki said, “Nobody doubts you’ve done a wonderful job, Rusty. You’ve raised a lovely daughter. But you can’t deny her a father.”

 

Rusty’s face turned red. “I’ve never denied her anything.”

 

But the truth, Miri thought. She wished she could shout at them to stop, but then everyone in the room would look at her.

 

As if reading her mind, the rabbi said, “Miriam, would you like to speak?”

 

She shook her head no. But there was plenty she might have said, if she’d had the courage. I have a father, she’d say to Rusty. You might not like him but you can’t pretend he doesn’t exist. If you don’t like him you should have thought of that before you got into his Nash with the seat that turned into a bed.

 

Next, she’d look directly at Mike Monsky. You think you can waltz into my life now and everything will be okay? You expect me to trust you just because you and my mother shtupped a couple of times? Trust has to be earned. You know who taught me that? My mother! You’ve never taught me anything, not anything good, anyway.

 

Then, back to Rusty. Stop arguing. Let him put money away for college. You know you worry about how you’re going to pay. You think I don’t know that for fifteen years you’ve done everything? You and Nana and Uncle Henry. You think I don’t know what a family I have? A family I can count on. I don’t need him. That’s true. But if it turns out I want to know him, if it turns out I want to meet his other kids—so what? That doesn’t change anything between us. I love you, Mom. Don’t worry. You’re not going to lose me. Ever.

 

Henry gave her a little nudge and she came back from her fantasy in time to hear Rusty say, “I don’t want his money, Rabbi. I’ve managed all these years on my own.”

 

“But the child is entitled, Mrs. Ammerman. I’m suggesting Mr. Monsky set up a fund for Miri,” the rabbi said, “to help with college expenses. Perhaps the amount can be decided by your lawyers. You are entitled to nothing, Mr. Monsky. It will be up to Miri if she wants to see you or not. At fifteen, she can make that decision herself.”

 

Her feelings for this rabbi just went from cool to warm.

 

“That sounds fair,” Mike Monsky said.

 

Gregg looked at Henry, who nodded, and at Rusty, who shrugged.

 

Then the rabbi asked, “Do you want to see your father again?”

 

“I don’t know,” Miri answered.

 

“I understand,” the rabbi said. “Personally, I think you owe it to yourself to get to know him, even though he hasn’t yet had the chance to show you what kind of father he will be. I hope he’ll be responsible, kind, supportive, but that’s going to take some time, some proving. Maybe a week over the summer? Think about it.”

 

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