TWENTY-NINE
As I snake through so many leafless trees, kicking through mounds of dead foliage and fallen branches, I keep tripping and worrying about the P-38 accidentally firing a bullet into my thigh—but I keep laughing too.
I picture Asher jumping up when he saw the flash and then scurrying to the window and seeing someone running for the woods.
I wonder if he knew it was me.
Of course he knew it was me!
Who else would it be?
Although he probably has many enemies and maybe even has a new secret boy, now that I’m out of the picture.
Still, whether he knows it was me or not, he’s probably worried about that photo showing up on Facebook or being posted all over the hallways of our school—and even though I would never do either of those things,66 it’s still kind of funny thinking about Asher’s jerk-off picture going public.
I mean, think of the meanest person you know.
Think of Hitler, even.
And then picture him jerking off alone in a room.
Suddenly, he doesn’t seem so evil and impressive anymore, does he?
He seems sort of hilarious and powerless and vulnerable and maybe even like someone you feel sorry for.
Back in junior high, our health teacher told us that everyone masturbates.
Everyone is a slave to sexual desire, I guess.
And so maybe everyone deserves our pity, then, too.
Maybe if we would just picture our enemies jerking off once in a while, the world would be a better place.
I don’t know.
Somehow I end up by the river and decide to catch my breath under this little bridge where there are endless empty beer cans, shards of cheap alcohol bottles that were long ago thrown against the massive concrete wall, used condoms here and there, and all sorts of graffiti—gems like “Rich fucked Neda here 10-3-09” and “Super Cock Hero!” and “Tru Nigga 4 life,” even though there are no black people living in our town.
Kids in my high school drink beer under this bridge, and call it Troll City, although I’ve never been to any of those parties.
As I catch my breath, I think about Asher and laugh once more.
What he did to me doesn’t seem all that important anymore, because I’m about to blow my brains out, and so the memory of it will instantly disappear and be gone forever.
End of problem.
And I tell myself that he’s freaked out about the photo I took—that will have to be his punishment.
I’ve evened the score.
I can let go.
I can finally close my eyes and fall backward into the deep beyond.
I try to believe that anyway.
For some crazy reason, I remember this James Baldwin quote Herr Silverman had us debate in his Holocaust class when we were talking about the Jews who searched the globe hunting for escaped Nazis after WWII—men who had done evil, horrible things and then fled to Argentina or Namibia or wherever.
Here’s the quote:
People pay for what they do, and still more for what they have allowed themselves to become. And they pay for it very simply; by the lives they lead.
A lot of kids in my class argued the validity of that quote, probably because they thought taking the high road was the right answer, what Herr Silverman wanted, the response that would score you the most points on the SAT.
I know Herr Silverman wasn’t saying the Nazis who fled should be forgiven and given a fresh start. He was trying to make us think about how life is hard and people suffer in all sorts of ways without our adding to their suffering to satisfy our sense of vengeance, but I sort of don’t think that the quote holds up in the real world, where literature and schooling and philosophy and morality don’t exist, because Asher and Linda and so many other culpable people seem to be fine—functioning exceptionally well within the world even—while I’m under a disgusting bridge about to put a hole in my skull.
Maybe this is how the Jewish Nazi hunters felt back in the fifties—like they were still living in Troll City even after they had been liberated from the Nazi death camps.
Or maybe this is justice.
Maybe I’ve allowed myself to become this fucked-up, depressed, misunderstood person.
Maybe this is all my fault.
Maybe I should have killed Asher Beal.
I mean, I was so angry.
Asher definitely deserved to die.67
Or maybe I should have tried to save Asher back when all the bad shit began—before he turned full-on evil?
But I was just a kid.
We were just kids, and maybe we still are.
You can’t expect kids to save themselves, can you?
I’ve got the gun to my temple now and I’m rubbing the side of my head into the metal O.
It feels sort of nice—almost like a massage—as I push the P-38’s mouth harder and deeper into the soft spot of my skull.
It’s like the P-38 is an old skeleton key I’m trying to fit into an old padlock and when I make that connection I’ll hear a click and a door will open and I’ll walk through and be saved.
“Make that lock click, Leonard,” I whisper to myself. “You just have to squeeze your index finger and everything will be okay. The thoughts will stop. No more problems. You can finally just rest.”
I’m just about to pull the trigger when another random question pops into my head.
I wonder whether Linda ever remembered that it was my birthday.
For some reason it seems important right now and the more I wonder the more I realize I just can’t die without knowing the answer.
I lower the P-38 and check my phone for voice messages.
There are none.
I check my e-mail.
Nothing.
Nor are there any text messages.
I laugh—I mean I fucking howl, because it seems so fitting somehow.
What a birthday it’s been.
What a life.
I raise the P-38 and press the mouth into my temple once more.
I close my eyes.
I squeeze the trigger.
THIRTY
Time
comes
to
standstill.