That gave us eight hours, so we decided to ride in one direction for three and a half hours, and then simply turn around and ride home for four and a half, figuring we’d be tired on the return trip, so it would take longer.
It was a pointless thing to do—the type of plan kids come up with when they are bored to death in the summer. But we had never really left our town before without our parents, we knew we definitely weren’t allowed to do this, and so our hearts pounded as we began pedaling defiantly. It felt like we were embarking on an amazing, forbidden adventure.
I remember Asher leading the way through all of these towns we’d never been to before even though they were close by and I remember experiencing a sense of freedom that was new and alive and intoxicating.
I remember being forced to stop when a red-and-white gate came down, and as we watched a train pass, I noticed Asher’s T-shirt was soaked in sweat. He had us pedaling hard and my thighs were on fire for most of the trip, but they burned hottest then, when we were forced to wait idle.
When the train passed and the gate went up, we were off again.
He kept looking back over his shoulder and smiling at me—and I loved him in the sort of way you love a brother or a trusted friend—even as the bugs kept hitting my face and the summer wind blew back my hair.
I remember sitting by a pond in a formerly unknown-to-us park located in a town where we knew no one—eating the slices of leftover pizza we had wrapped in tinfoil and stuffed into our backpacks.
We didn’t even really say anything to each other, but smiled because we were rebelling—out in the great big world on our own—and we couldn’t believe how easy it was, how you could hop on your bike, pedal, and disappear from under your parents’ thumbs, from everything you knew, and how there was so much out there for us to explore.
That day buzzed with possibility.
We both felt it, and so there was no need to put it into words.
Everything was understood.
What happened to us?
What happened to those two kids who simply loved to ride bikes for hours and hours?
The mouth of my P-38 is almost touching the glass now.
Primary target doesn’t sense I’m just outside his window.
Primary target is approximately five feet away.
If your grandfather could execute an evil man, so can you, I think.
The computer screen casts an eerie glow over the target’s bedroom.
As I hover above my body, I try to move my index finger so that it will trip the trigger and the
P-38
will
dischar
ge and
the
glass
will
shatter
and the
target’s
head
will
explod
e like a
pumpk
in.
But that doesn’t happen for some reason.
The target clicks off his computer and the room goes dark.
It takes a few seconds for my eyes to adjust, but when they do I see that Asher has his dick in his hand and he’s jerking off in his chair, only he’s turned sideways so that his pumping fist won’t bang the underbelly of his desk. He’s even thrown back his head.
But, amazingly, even with Asher jerking off five feet away, I just can’t stop thinking about that day we went for that long-ass bike ride and wishing we could erase everything that happened since and live in the space of that one single day.
I remember turning around at the designated time so we wouldn’t be late for dinner, so we wouldn’t arouse our parents’ suspicions.
We were in front of a car dealership and there were all of these red, white, and blue balloons left over from the Fourth of July. We put our feet on the concrete, straddled our bikes, and surveyed the new land we’d discovered.
It was like we were little Christopher Columbuses or Ponce de Leóns.
Like we had left safe land and survived unknown waters.
BMX bikes were our ships.
Asher said, “We made it pretty far.”
I nodded and smiled.
“We can do this every day this summer. Go in so many different directions! Like the spokes of our bike wheels!”
I remember the look on his face was genuine pure excitement—like we had just discovered we had wings and could fly.
His eyes radiated like the summer sun above us.
But we never did go on another bike ride like that ever again, and I’ll never understand why.
Our parents didn’t catch us.
We didn’t get into any trouble at all.
The trip was a complete success.
We just never got around to taking another daylong ride, maybe because of what Asher’s uncle started, and that seems so so fucking sad right now, such a missed opportunity, that my eyes get all watery and my vision blurs.
My P-38 is
still pointed
at the primary
target, but I’m
starting to realize
that I’m not
going to
complete
this mission.
I’m
a
terrible
soldier.
My grandfather would probably call me a faggot and slap the shit out of me, like he used to do to my father, or so my mother told me at my grandfather’s funeral, when I was in the third grade.
My heart’s just not in it, but I’m not really sure why.
Probably because I’m a fuckup who can’t do anything right.
My essence gets sucked back into my body and then I’m clicking the P-38 safety back on.
I stuff the gun into my front pocket, pull out my cell phone, and hit the power button.
As soon as it loads up I tap the camera icon, make sure the flash is on, point it at Asher’s bedroom window, discharge an explosion of white light so he will know someone has taken a picture of him jerking off, and then run like hell through the woods.