He reached out to grab me, instinct took over, and I kicked him in his medieval nuts, knocking him back a couple feet. He let out a woof of air, doubled over, and the elevator doors closed shut.
“Eek,” Carl said.
“He’s a bad man,” I explained to Carl.
We departed the elevator at garage level and hustled to the SUV. Diesel was waiting with the motor running. We got in, and Diesel drove out of the garage.
“That was easy,” Diesel said.
Easy for him, maybe. Not so easy for me. My heart rate was still at stroke level, and I had so much adrenaline in my system I was vibrating.
“Did you see Carl?” I said. “He was amazing. It was like Cirque de Soleil at the Science Museum. We could get him a job as a Romanian acrobat.”
Carl found a cupcake crumb in his chest fur, picked it out, and ate it.
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
Diesel parked and we all trooped into my house and went to the kitchen. Cat 7143 and Carl sat back on their haunches on the kitchen counter, and I stood near while Diesel took the Motion Machine out of his backpack and set it on my work island.
“I had to partially disassemble it to get it into my backpack,” Diesel said, “but it was simple. Monroe designed this to be taken apart and put back together.”
It was a simple contraption composed of four wooden dowels stuck into a rectangular mahogany base. There was a crosspiece between two dowels at one end, and another crosspiece between the two dowels at the other end. A dowel ran lengthwise between the two cross dowels, and a silver ball and four silver bells hung from piano wire attached to the long dowel. The idea was to set the ball in motion so that it rang the first bell, the first bell rang the second bell, the second bell rang the third bell, and the third bell rang the last bell.
We examined every piece of the machine while Diesel reassembled it, but we couldn’t find a message.
“It’s all together,” Diesel said, securing the last dowel. “Let’s see how it works.”
He set the silver ball in motion, it hit the first bell with a pretty ding, the first bell hit the second bell with a lower-register dong, the second bell hit the third bell with a muffled kunk, and the third bell hit the fourth bell, producing another pretty chime.
“The third bell doesn’t ring,” I said.
Diesel got a soda from the refrigerator. “You try it.”
I set the ball in motion and got the same result. The third bell didn’t ring, and no magic message appeared. I touched each of the bells and got heat and vibration from only the third bell.
“The third bell is definitely charged with a different energy,” I said. “We just have to figure out how to set it free.”
“Maybe we need Glo,” Diesel said.
I called Glo, asked her to come over, and I made grilled cheese sandwiches while we waited. We stood in the kitchen eating our sandwiches, taking turns with Monroe’s Motion Machine.
“It’s clever,” I said.
“It would be even more clever if it gave us the next clue.”
“Someone, probably Lovey, had a very unique talent.”
Diesel finished his sandwich and put his plate into the dishwasher. “I don’t know of anyone today who can duplicate this. These objects were programmed to respond to a basic personality characteristic, like believing in true love. Or in the case of the church bells, to respond to a specific tone played in a prescribed order. That’s very different from spewing out enough energy to bend a spoon or open a lock.”
“It’s magic.”
“Magic is something you don’t understand and can’t explain. But yeah, it’s magic,” Diesel said.
Cat ate half a grilled cheese sandwich, got bored with the machine, and padded off to look for a spot to nap. Carl stayed fascinated. He was still intently watching the machine when Glo came into the kitchen.
“I know this machine,” she said. “They have one exactly like it in a glass case in the Science Museum.” Her eyes got wide. “Omigosh, this is it, isn’t it? You snitched this from the museum.”
“It accidentally got into Diesel’s backpack,” I told her. “I think there’s a clue attached to the third bell, but we can’t get it to appear. We thought it might work for you.”
Glo set the silver ball in motion and three of the bells sang out, but the third bell only made the soft kunk sound. We closely watched the bells for a sign, but nothing happened.
“The history of Tichy persuades when innocence prevails,” Diesel said.
Glo giggled. “Guess I flunked that test. It’s hard to stay innocent when you’re on the hunt for true love.”
“In this case, I don’t think he was equating innocence with abstinence,” Diesel said.
I made Glo a grilled cheese, and she tried Monroe’s machine a couple more times, but it was always the same.
“I have to go,” Glo said. “I’m meeting the bellringer for coffee tonight instead of tomorrow.”
“Thanks for coming over. Sorry to make you go out of your way for nothing.”