The Graveyard Book

Jack raised an eyebrow. He said, “I should have killed you?”

 

 

“Oh yes. The old man said that if you let me grow to adulthood your Order would be destroyed. I did. You failed and you lost.”

 

“My order goes back before Babylon. Nothing can harm it.”

 

“They didn’t tell you, did they?” Bod was standing five paces from the man Jack. “Those four. They were the last of the Jacks. What was it…Krakow and Vancouver and Melbourne. All gone.”

 

Scarlett said, “Please, Bod. Make him let go of me.”

 

“Don’t worry,” said Bod, with a calm he did not feel. He said to Jack, “There’s no point in hurting her. There’s no point in killing me. Don’t you understand? There isn’t even an order of Jacks of All Trades. Not anymore.”

 

Jack nodded thoughtfully. “If this is true,” said Jack, “and if I am now a Jack-all-alone, then I have an excellent reason for killing you both.”

 

Bod said nothing.

 

“Pride,” said the man Jack. “Pride in my work. Pride in finishing what I began.” And then he said, “What are you doing?”

 

Bod’s hair prickled. He could feel a smoke-tendril presence twining through the room. He said, “It’s not me. It’s the Sleer. It guards the treasure that’s buried here.”

 

“Don’t lie.”

 

Scarlett said, “He’s not lying. It’s true.”

 

Jack said, “True? Buried treasure? Don’t make me—”

 

THE SLEER GUARDS THE TREASURE FOR THE MASTER.

 

“Who said that?” asked the man Jack, looking around.

 

“You heard it?” asked Bod, puzzled.

 

“I heard it,” said Jack. “Yes.”

 

Scarlett said, “I didn’t hear anything.”

 

The man Jack said, “What is this place, boy? Where are we?”

 

Before Bod could speak, the Sleer’s voice spoke, echoing through the chamber, THIS IS THE PLACE OF THE TREASURE. THIS IS THE PLACE OF POWER. THIS IS WHERE THE SLEER GUARDS AND WAITS FOR ITS MASTER TO RETURN.

 

Bod said, “Jack?”

 

The man Jack tilted his head on one side. He said, “It’s good to hear my name in your mouth, boy. If you’d used it before, I could have found you sooner.”

 

“Jack. What was my real name? What did my family call me?”

 

“Why should that matter to you now?”

 

Bod said, “The Sleer told me to find my name. What was it?”

 

Jack said, “Let me see. Was it Peter? Or Paul? Or Roderick—you look like a Roderick. Maybe you were a Stephen…” He was playing with the boy.

 

“You might as well tell me. You’re going to kill me anyway,” said Bod. Jack shrugged and nodded in the darkness, as if to say obviously.

 

“I want you to let the girl go,” said Bod. “Let Scarlett go.”

 

Jack peered into the darkness, then said, “That’s an altar stone, isn’t it?”

 

“I suppose so.”

 

“And a knife? And a cup? And a brooch?”

 

He was smiling now, in the darkness. Bod could see it on his face: a strange, delighted smile that seemed out of place on that face, a smile of discovery and of understanding. Scarlett couldn’t see anything but a blackness that sometimes erupted in flashes inside her eyeballs, but she could hear the delight in Jack’s voice.

 

The man Jack said, “So the Brotherhood is over and the Convocation is at an end. And yet, if there are no more Jacks of All Trades but me, what does it matter? There can be a new Brotherhood, more powerful than the last.”

 

POWER, echoed the Sleer.

 

“This is perfect,” said the man Jack. “Look at us. We are in a place for which my people have hunted for thousands of years, with everything necessary for the ceremony waiting for us. It makes you believe in Providence, doesn’t it? Or in the massed prayers of all the Jacks who have gone before us, that at our lowest ebb, we are given this.”

 

Bod could feel the Sleer listening to Jack’s words, could feel a low susurrus of excitement building in the chamber.

 

The man Jack said, “I am going to put out my hand, boy. Scarlett, my knife is still at your throat—do not try to run when I let go of you. Boy, you will place the cup and the knife and the brooch in my hand.”

 

THE TREASURE OF THE SLEER, whispered the triple voice. IT ALWAYS COMES BACK. WE GUARD IT FOR THE MASTER.

 

Bod bent down, took the objects from the altar stone, put them in Jack’s open gloved hand. Jack grinned.

 

“Scarlett. I am going to release you. When I take the knife away, I want you to lie, facedown, on the ground, with your hands behind your head. Move or try anything, and I will kill you painfully. Do you understand?”

 

She gulped. Her mouth was dry, but she took one shaky step forward. Her right arm, which had been twisted up to the small of her back, was now numb, and she felt only pins and needles in her shoulder. She lay down, her cheek resting on the packed earth.

 

We are dead, she thought, and it was not even tinged with emotion. It felt as if she were watching something happening to other people, a surreal drama that had turned into a game of Murder in the Dark. She heard the noise of Jack taking hold of Bod…

 

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