The Graveyard Book

Abanazer Bolger, paying little attention to the boy’s prattle, led him behind the counter, and opened the door to the storeroom, a windowless little space, every inch of which was crammed high with teetering cardboard boxes, each filled with junk. There was a safe in there, in the corner, a big old one. There was a box filled with violins, an accumulation of stuffed dead animals, chairs without seats, books and prints.

 

There was a small desk beside the door, and Abanazer Bolger pulled up the only chair, and sat down, letting Bod stand. Abanazer rummaged in a drawer, in which Bod could see a half-empty bottle of whisky, and pulled out an almost-finished packet of chocolate chip cookies, and he offered one to the boy; he turned on the desk light, looked at the brooch again, the swirls of red and orange in the stone, and he examined the black metal band that encircled it, suppressing a little shiver at the expression on the heads of the snake-things. “This is old,” he said. “It’s”—priceless, he thought—“probably not really worth much, but you never know.” Bod’s face fell. Abanazer Bolger tried to look reassuring. “I just need to know that it’s not stolen, though, before I can give you a penny. Did you take it from your mum’s dresser? Nick it from a museum? You can tell me. I’ll not get you into trouble. I just need to know.”

 

Bod shook his head. He munched on his cookie.

 

“Then where did you get it?”

 

Bod said nothing.

 

Abanazer Bolger did not want to put down the brooch, but he pushed it across the desk to the boy. “If you can’t tell me,” he said, “you’d better take it back. There has to be trust on both sides, after all. Nice doing business with you. Sorry it couldn’t go any further.”

 

Bod looked worried. Then he said, “I found it in an old grave. But I can’t say where.” He stopped, because naked greed and excitement had replaced the friendliness on Abanazer Bolger’s face.

 

“And there’s more like this there?”

 

Bod said, “If you don’t want to buy it, I’ll find someone else. Thank you for the biscuit.”

 

Bolger said, “You’re in a hurry, eh? Mum and dad waiting for you, I expect?”

 

The boy shook his head, then wished he had nodded.

 

“Nobody waiting. Good.” Abanazer Bolger closed his hands around the brooch. “Now, you tell me exactly where you found this. Eh?”

 

“I don’t remember,” said Bod.

 

“Too late for that,” said Abanazer Bolger. “Suppose you have a little think for a bit about where it came from. Then, when you’ve thought, we’ll have a little chat, and you’ll tell me.”

 

He got up and walked out of the room, closing the door behind him. He locked it with a large metal key.

 

He opened his hand and looked at the brooch and smiled, hungrily.

 

There was a ding from the bell above the shop door, to let him know someone had entered, and he looked up, guiltily, but there was no one there. The door was slightly ajar though, and Bolger pushed it shut, and then for good measure he turned around the sign in the window, so it said CLOSED. He pushed the bolt shut. Didn’t want any busy-bodies turning up today.

 

The autumn day had turned from sunny to grey, and a light patter of rain ran down the grubby shop window.

 

Abanazer Bolger picked up the telephone from the counter and pushed at the buttons with fingers that barely shook.

 

“Paydirt, Tom,” he said. “Get over here, soon as you can.”

 

 

 

Bod realized that he was trapped when he heard the lock turn in the door. He pulled on the door, but it held fast. He felt stupid for having been lured inside, foolish for not trusting his first impulses, to get as far away from the sour-faced man as possible. He had broken all the rules of the graveyard, and everything had gone wrong. What would Silas say? Or the Owenses? He could feel himself beginning to panic, and he suppressed it, pushing the worry back down inside him. It would all be good. He knew that. Of course, he needed to get out….

 

He examined the room he was trapped in. It was little more than a storeroom with a desk in it. The only entrance was the door.

 

He opened the desk drawer, finding nothing but small pots of paint (used for brightening up antiques) and a paintbrush. He wondered if he would be able to throw paint in the man’s face, and blind him for long enough to escape. He opened the top of a pot of paint and dipped in his finger.

 

“What’re you doin’?” asked a voice close to his ear.

 

“Nothing,” said Bod, screwing the top on the paintpot, and dropping it into one of the jacket’s enormous pockets.

 

Liza Hempstock looked at him, unimpressed. “Why are you in here?” she asked. “And who’s old bag-of-lard out there?”

 

“It’s his shop. I was trying to sell him something.”

 

“Why?”

 

“None of your beeswax.”

 

She sniffed. “Well,” she said, “you should get on back to the graveyard.”

 

“I can’t. He’s locked me in.”

 

“’Course you can. Just slip through the wall—”

 

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