The Fairy-Tale Detectives (The Sisters Grimm, Book 1)

One of the most gnarled of the bunch stepped forward. It let out an ear-shattering roar and pounded on its chest.

 

"Fe, fi, fo, fum, I smell the blood of that murderous Englishman!" the giant bellowed at Jack, sending his hair flapping behind him.

 

"I didn't kill your brother, it was the girl," the young man cried, pointing a shaky finger at Sabrina. "Sabrina Grimm killed him!"

 

The giants looked down at Sabrina with suspicious eyes. One ducked his head down, shoving it into the girls' faces. His nostrils blasted hot air into their clothes.

 

"Lies!" the giant bellowed, spraying Sabrina and Daphne with its hot, snotty breath. "These are children. They could not kill one of us!"

 

As the giant swooped down and grabbed Jack in his huge, grimy hand, Granny Relda stepped forward. "What do you plan on doing with him?" she asked the giant, as if she were talking to an ordinary person.

 

"Crush his bones to paste and eat him with some bread, Grimm." The giant grunted. "Or maybe we will pull his little limbs off one by one and see if he screams."

 

"You'll do nothing of the sort," Granny Relda replied. "Take him to your queen. She'll decide what to do with him."

 

"Help me, Relda!" Jack cried. "Don't let them take me!"

 

Granny Relda lowered her eyes. "I cannot deny them their justice. I only hope they are more merciful with you than you have been with them."

 

Jack saw the futility of his words, and calmed himself, then he laughed, almost insanely. "Do you think I did this all on my own?" he ranted. "Where do you think I got the first magic bean? They've got Henry and Veronica. The Scarlet Hand is coming and your days are numbered!"

 

The giants ignored Jack's threats and turned back toward their beanstalks. A few leaned down and gingerly picked up their dead brother. They carried him on their shoulders as they climbed up the beanstalks and disappeared into the cold night air, just as three squad cars roared into the clearing with lights and sirens going. Flying high above the police were Glinda in her bubble and Hansel and Gretel's Frau Pfefferkuchenhaus on her broom. They sent a stream of fire that lit the bases of the beanstalks, setting them all ablaze.

 

Hamstead got out of his car and, along with Boarman and Swineheart, rushed to the family's side.

 

"I hope that you are OK, Relda," Hamstead said.

 

"Of course, thank you very much, Sheriff," Granny replied.

 

"You've got some pretty smart grandchildren," Hamstead said, smiling at Puck, Sabrina, and Daphne. "Not ones to let a man explain anything, and not so easy on my wardrobe, but I suppose they're pretty smart."

 

He reached his hand out and Sabrina shook it. Daphne did the same.

 

"In the future, kids, remember, we're the good guys," Hamstead said. "If you'll excuse me, I have to confiscate a little evidence."

 

The sheriff looked at Mr. Canis and nodded his head.

 

"Wolf," he said with an odd respect.

 

"Pig," Canis replied, returning the gesture.

 

Hamstead excused himself again and approached the cameraman and the reporter. He said something to them and they immediately began to argue. The portly sheriff grabbed the camera and tried to remove the videotape inside. He managed to take it out and break it in half, but got several whacks on the head from Wilma Faye's microphone for his efforts.

 

"What about the reporters?" Daphne asked.

 

"Glinda will make sure they don't remember a thing," Charming said as he entered the clearing. He was rubbing his head and placing his phone back in his pocket.

 

Mr. Canis stepped closer to the family as Charming stopped in front of the girls.

 

"Relda, your grandchildren are as meddlesome as you are," the prince continued. "But they were helpful in putting an end to Jack's plan."

 

"Your Majesty," Relda chirped happily, "are you suggesting that the Grimms might be useful in this town?"

 

"Hardly," Charming growled. He turned to the girls and looked at them darkly. "Remember what I said about tomorrow, children." He spun around and made a beeline for the sheriff.

 

Daphne and Sabrina hugged their grandmother around the waist and burst into a torrent of happy tears. Granny Relda leaned down and covered the girls in kisses.

 

"Lieblings, are you OK?" she asked.

 

This time, Sabrina didn't feel like pulling away from the old woman. This time, Granny's hug felt like home.

 

"I'm OK," Sabrina said, fighting back more tears.

 

"We're sorry we almost got you killed," Daphne said. "We're not very good detectives."

 

"Nonsense!" Granny Relda laughed as she led them to the car. "You rescued Mr. Canis and me and managed to prevent a serious catastrophe. I say the two of you are first-rate detectives. We should celebrate. Does anyone have any ideas?"

 

Sabrina eased back into her seat. "I'd really just like to get out of these clothes," she said, looking down at the monkey hanging from the tree on her sweatshirt.

 

HANG IN THERE, it read.

 

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