Butler ignored the pain squashing his torso like a giant fist. Instead he listened for movement. There was nothing locally, just the scratch of lobster claws on the tiles. And if one of the lobsters decided to attack, Artemis was on his own.
Nothing more could be done. Either Artemis was safe, or he was not. If not, Butler was in no condition to fulfill the terms of his contract. This realization brought tremendous calm. No more responsibility. Just his own life to live, for a few seconds at any rate. And anyway, Artemis wasn’t just a Principal. He was his only true friend. Madame Ko might not have liked this attitude, but there wasn’t much she could do about it now. There wasn’t much anybody could do.
*
Artemis had never liked desserts. And yet, he found himself submersed in éclairs, cheesecake, and pavlova. His suit would be absolutely destroyed. Of course Artemis’s brain was only throwing up these facts so he could avoid thinking about what had happened. But a two-hundred-pound dead weight is a hard thing to ignore.
Luckily for Artemis, Butler’s impact had actually driven him through to the trolley’s second shelf, while the bodyguard remained on the ice-cream ledge above. As far as Artemis could tell, the Black Forest Gateau had cushioned his impact sufficiently to avoid serious internal injury. Still, he had no doubt that a visit to the chiropractor would be called for. Possibly for Butler too, though the man had the constitution of a troll.
Artemis struggled out from underneath his manservant. With each movement, malignant cream horns exploded over him.
“Really, Butler,” grumbled the teenager. “I must begin choosing my business associates more carefully. Hardly a day goes by when we aren’t the victims of some plot.”
Artemis was relieved to see Arno Blunt unconscious on the restaurant floor.
“Another villain dispatched. Good shooting, Butler, as usual. And one more thing, I have decided to wear a bulletproof vest to all future meetings. That should make your job somewhat easier, eh?”
It was at this point that Artemis noticed Butler’s shirt. The sight knocked the air from his chest like an invisible mallet. Not the hole in the material, but the blood leaking rom it.
“Butler, you’re injured. Shot. But the Kevlar?”
The bodyguard didn’t reply, nor did he have to. Artemis knew science better than most nuclear physicists. Truth be told, he often posted Internet lectures on the subject under the pseudonym Emmsey Squire. Obviously the bullet’s momentum had been too great for the jacket to withstand. Possibly it had been coated with Teflon for extra penetration.
A large part of Artemis wanted to drape his arms across the bodyguard’s frame, and cry as he would for a brother. But Artemis repressed that instinct. Now was the time for quick thinking.
Butler interrupted his train of thought.
“Artemis . . . is that you?” he said, the words coming in short gasps.
“Yes, it’s me,” answered Artemis, his voice trembling.
“Don’t worry. Juliet will protect you. You’ll be fine.”
“Don’t talk, Butler. Lie still. The wound is not serious.”
Butler spluttered. It was as close as he could get to a laugh.
“Very well, it is serious. But I will think of something. Just stay still.”
With his last vestige of strength, Butler raised a hand.
“Good-bye, Artemis,” he said. “My friend.”
Artemis caught the hand. The tears were streaming now. Unchecked.
“Good-bye, Butler.”
The bodyguard’s sightless eyes were calm. “Artemis, call me Domovoi.’
The name told Artemis two things. First, his lifelong ally had been named for a Slavic guardian spirit. Second, graduates of the Madam Ko school were instructed never to reveal their first names to their Principals. It helped to keep things clinical. Butler would never have broken this rule . . . unless it no longer mattered.
“Good-bye, Domovoi,” sobbed the boy. “Good-bye, my friend.”
The hand dropped. Butler was gone.
“No!” shouted Artemis, staggering backward.
This wasn’t right. This was not the way things should end. For some reason, he had always imagined that they would die together. Perhaps facing insurmountable odds in some exotic location. On the lip of Vesuvius perhaps, or the banks of the mighty Ganges. But together, as friends. After all they had been through, Butler could not simply be defeated at the hands of some grandstanding, second-rate muscleman.
Butler had almost died before. The year before last, he had been mauled by a troll from the deep tunnels below Haven City. Holly Short had saved him then, using her fairy magic. But now there were no fairies around to save his bodyguard.