Tales from the Hood

“I’m allergic!” he cried as he scratched his arms and legs furiously. He reached for the wooden sword he kept at his waist. Sabrina was sure Puck was going to attack the clumsy scarecrow, but instead, he used his weapon to scratch the areas of his back that he couldn’t reach. “Whoever had your brain before you was evil!” Puck muttered.

 

Scarecrow frowned, but then he spotted a book on the floor and his burlap face lit up. “Hey! Here’s the book.” He grabbed a large volume off the floor, then opened it and flipped through the pages. “This is a travel guide to Italian hotels. Travel books don’t get checked out much. There aren’t too many vacationers from Ferryport Landing. Oh, here it is—the Hotel Cipriani. It has a five-star rating—very swanky.”

 

“Is there an address for the hotel?” Sabrina asked, remembering her uncle’s specific request.

 

“Absolutely! The listing says it’s at Giudecca 10 in Venice,” Scarecrow said. “They put the building number after the street name in a lot of European countries. Is there anything else you need to know?”

 

“I’m not sure we’d survive any more of your help,” Daphne grumbled. “Thanks a lot.”

 

“No thanks is necessary!” Scarecrow said, ignoring Daphne’s comment. “Learning something new is thanks enough. Though I could use a hand reshelving some of these books.”

 

The Scarecrow strolled away, leaving the shelf and the books where they fell. Puck fired insults at him as the librarian walked away. “I know Oz. He’s a liar. I wouldn’t be surprised if your brain wasn’t made out of an old sock and some butterscotch pudding! I’m talking to you, Mr. Genius. You should call Oz and get the receipt for your brain. I’m sure the warranty has expired.”

 

“We tried to warn you,” Daphne said as she picked up a travel guide to Camelot and put it back on a shelf.

 

“We tried to warn you,” Puck mocked as he scratched furiously. “Oh, I can smell the books on my skin!”

 

Though Puck refused, Sabrina and Daphne decided to help the Scarecrow with the mess he made. After an hour they were regretting their decision.

 

“Books are heavy,” Daphne grumbled as she reshelved a series of increasingly thick novels about a boy who went to a school for wizards.

 

“I know. Can’t they write these things smaller?” Sabrina said.

 

“Excuse me,” a voice said from behind them. Sabrina hadn’t heard anyone approach and nearly screamed when she turned around. Standing before her was the strangest-looking man she had ever seen. He wore an expensive-looking white suit and his fingers were adorned with silver and ruby rings. On his wrist was a diamond-studded watch and in his ears were small silver hoop earrings. But what really made him stand out was his hair. His long curly beard and bushy eyebrows were an unnatural shade of blue.

 

“Do you work here?” he asked.

 

Sabrina shook her head, speechless.

 

“No, we’re just helping out the librarian,” Daphne said. The little girl stammered a bit, obviously disturbed by the man as well.

 

The man with the blue hair frowned and looked about. “That fool will be no help. I don’t suppose you can point me to the law books?”

 

Sabrina shrugged. “Sorry.”

 

“I’ll find them myself,” the man huffed and walked farther into the library.

 

Sabrina looked after him. There was something troubling about this stranger. She felt as if there was evil rather than blood pumping through his veins. His hair and glaring eyes seemed inhuman, like he was the devil made flesh.

 

“Do you know who that was? That’s Bluebeard,” Puck said as he pulled the girls behind a shelf. “He’s got to be the most villainous Everafter in this town.”

 

“I thought you were the most villainous Everafter in this town,” Sabrina said.

 

“Besides me,” Puck said as he peered around the corner. “He’s a recluse. I hear he has a mansion up on Mount Taurus, but no one has seen him in years. I heard Charming told him to stay out of town. I guess now that there’s a new mayor, he’s doing what he wants.”

 

“So what? Who’s Bluebeard?” Sabrina asked impatiently.

 

Puck wrapped his hand around her mouth. “Shhhh!” he whispered, then turned back to watch the man. “Bluebeard is famous for being married almost fifty times, and each of his wives had a nasty habit of losing her head.”

 

“You mean he drove them crazy?” Daphne asked.

 

“No, I mean he chopped their heads off with an ax, duh!” Puck snapped.

 

“Gross!” Daphne said, peering around the corner to get a better look at the man.

 

“That’s only half of it,” Puck said. “He stored his wives’ bodies in a secret room in his home. He used the room to test his new wives. He forbade them from entering it and if curiosity got the best of them, he added them to his collection.”

 

“If he’s so evil, why are we standing here watching him?” Sabrina said.

 

“’Cause I’m trying to get up the courage to go over and ask him for an autograph,” Puck said.

 

Sabrina watched Bluebeard study a shelf holding several leather-bound books. He took a few large volumes off the shelf and put them on a nearby table. When he had a big pile, he sat and started flipping through them and taking notes.

 

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