He turns and looks back at ten thousand shrieking groupies. Now that he’s all by himself in the entryway, no longer immersed in a flood of avatars, he can see all of the people in the front row of the crowd with perfect clarity. They are all done up in their wildest and fanciest avatars, hoping that Da5id—The Black Sun’s owner and hacker-in-chief—will invite them inside. They flicker and merge together into a hysterical wall. Stunningly beautiful women, computer-airbrushed and retouched at seventy-two frames a second, like Playboy pinups turned three-dimensional—these are wouldbe actresses hoping to be discovered. Wild-looking abstracts, tornadoes of gyrating light—hackers who are hoping that Da5id will notice their talent, invite them inside, give them a job. A liberal sprinkling of black-and-white people—persons who are accessing the Metaverse through cheap public terminals, and who are rendered in jerky, grainy black and white. A lot of these are run-of-the-mill psycho fans, devoted to the fantasy of stabbing some particular actress to death; they can’t even get close in Reality, so they goggle into the Metaverse to stalk their prey. There are wouldbe rock stars done up in laser light, as though they just stepped off the concert stage, and the avatars of Nipponese businessmen, exquisitely rendered by their fancy equipment, but utterly reserved and boring in their suits.
There’s one black-and-white who stands out because he’s taller than the rest. The Street protocol states that your avatar can’t be any taller than you are. This is to prevent people from walking around a mile high. Besides, if this guy’s using a pay terminal—which he must be, to judge from the image quality—it can’t jazz up his avatar. It just shows him the way he is, except not as well. Talking to a black-and-white on the Street is like talking to a person who has his face stuck in a xerox machine, repeatedly pounding the copy button, while you stand by the output tray pulling the sheets out one at a time and looking at them.
He has long hair, parted in the middle like a curtain to reveal a tattoo on his forehead. Given the shitty resolution, there’s no way to see the tattoo clearly, but it appears to consist of words. He has a wispy Fu Manchu mustache.
Hiro realizes that the guy has noticed him and is staring back, looking him up and down, paying particular attention to the swords.
A grin spreads across the black-and-white guy’s face. It is a satisfied grin. A grin of recognition. The grin of a man who knows something Hiro doesn’t. The black-and-white guy has been standing with his arms folded across his chest, like a man who is bored, who’s been waiting for something, and now his arms drop to his sides, swing loosely at the shoulders, like an athlete limbering up. He steps as close as he can and leans forward; he’s so tall that the only thing behind him is empty black sky, torn with the glowing vapor trails of passing animercials.
“Hey, Hiro,” the black-and-white guy says, “you want to try some Snow Crash?”
A lot of people hang around in front of The Black Sun saying weird things. You ignore them. But this gets Hiro’s attention.
Oddity the first: The guy knows Hiro’s name. But people have ways of getting that information. It’s probably nothing.
The second: This sounds like an offer from a drug pusher. Which would be normal in front of a Reality bar. But this is the Metaverse. And you can’t sell drugs in the Metaverse, because you can’t get high by looking at something.
The third: The name of the drug. Hiro’s never heard of a drug called Snow Crash before. That’s not unusual—a thousand new drugs get invented each year, and each of them sells under half a dozen brand names.
But “snow crash” is computer lingo. It means a system crash—a bug—at such a fundamental level that it frags the part of the computer that controls the electron beam in the monitor, making it spray wildly across the screen, turning the perfect gridwork of pixels into a gyrating blizzard. Hiro has seen it happen a million times. But it’s a very peculiar name for a drug.
The thing that really gets Hiro’s attention is his confidence. He has an utterly calm, stolid presence. It’s like talking to an asteroid. Which would be okay if he were doing something that made the tiniest little bit of sense. Hiro’s trying to read some clues in the guy’s face, but the closer he looks, the more his shitty black-and-white avatar seems to break up into jittering, hard-edged pixels. It’s like putting his nose against the glass of a busted TV. It makes his teeth hurt.
“Excuse me,” Hiro says. “What did you say?”
“You want to try some Snow Crash?”
He has a crisp accent that Hiro can’t quite place. His audio is as bad as his video. Hiro can hear cars going past the guy in the background. He must be goggled in from a public terminal alongside some freeway.
“I don’t get this,” Hiro says. “What is Snow Crash?”
“It’s a drug, asshole,” the guy says. “What do you think?”
“Wait a minute. This is a new one on me,” Hiro says. “You honestly think I’m going to give you some money here? And then what do I do, wait for you to mail me the stuff?”
“I said try, not buy,” the guy says. “You don’t have to give me any money. Free sample. And you don’t have to wait for no mail. You can have it now.”
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a hypercard.
It looks like a business card. The hypercard is an avatar of sorts. It is used in the Metaverse to represent a chunk of data. It might be text, audio, video, a still image, or any other information that can be represented digitally.
Think of a baseball card, which carries a picture, some text, and some numerical data. A baseball hypercard could contain a highlight film of the player in action, shown in perfect high-def television; a complete biography, read by the player himself, in stereo digital sound; and a complete statistical database along with specialized software to help you look up the numbers you want.
A hypercard can carry a virtually infinite amount of information. For all Hiro knows, this hypercard might contain all the books in the Library of Congress, or every episode of Hawaii Five-O that was ever filmed, or the complete recordings of Jimi Hendrix, or the 1950 Census.
Or—more likely—a wide variety of nasty computer viruses. If Hiro reaches out and takes the hypercard, then the data it represents will be transferred from this guy’s system into Hiro’s computer. Hiro, naturally, wouldn’t touch it under any circumstances, any more than you would take a free syringe from a stranger in Times Square and jab it into your neck.
And it doesn’t make sense anyway. “That’s a hypercard. I thought you said Snow Crash was a drug,” Hiro says, now totally nonplussed.
“It is,” the guy says. “Try it.”
“Does it fuck up your brain?” Hiro says. “Or your computer?”
“Both. Neither. What’s the difference?”
Hiro finally realizes that he has just wasted sixty seconds of his life having a meaningless conversation with a paranoid schizophrenic. He turns around and goes into The Black Sun.
Chapter Six