Pug and Roland exchanged glances; then as one they leaped at Tomas and bore him to the floor under their combined weight. Roland pinned Tomas to the floor, then, while Pug held him in place, took a half-filled cup of ale and held it high. With mock solemnity Roland said, “I hearby anoint thee, Tomas, First Seer of Crydee!” So saying, he poured the contents of the cup over the struggling boy’s face.
Pug belched, then said, “As do I.” He poured what remained in his cup over his friend.
Tomas spat ale, laughing as he said, “Right! I was right!” Struggling against the weight upon him, he said, “Now get off! Or need I remind you, Roland, of who gave you your last bloody nose?”
Roland moved off very slowly, intoxicated dignity forcing him to move with glacial precision. “Quite right.” Turning toward Pug, who had also rolled off Tomas, he said, “Still, it must be made clear that at the time, the only reason Tomas managed to bloody my nose is that during our fight he had an unfair advantage.”
Pug looked at Roland through bleary eyes and said, “What unfair advantage?”
Roland put his finger to his lips indicating secrecy, then said, “He was winning.”
Roland collapsed back upon the grain sack and Pug and Tomas dissolved into laughter. Pug found the remark so funny, he couldn’t stop, and hearing Tomas’s laughter only caused his own to redouble. At last he sat up, gasping, with his sides hurting.
Catching his breath, Pug said, “I missed that set-to. I was doing something else, but I don’t remember what.”
“You were down in the village learning to mend nets, if I remember rightly, when Roland first came here from Tulan.”
With a crooked grin Roland said, “I got into an argument with someone or another—do you remember who?” Tomas shook his head no. “Anyway, I got into an argument, and Tomas came over and tried to break it up I couldn’t believe this skinny boy—” Tomas began to voice an objection, but Roland cut him off, holding a finger upright and wiggling it. “Yes, you were Very skinny I couldn’t believe this skinny boy—skinny common boy—would presume to tell me—a newly appointed member of the Duke’s court and a gentleman, I must add—the way to behave. So I did the only thing a proper gentleman could do under the circumstances.”
“What’“ asked Pug.
“I hit him in the mouth.” The three laughed again.
Tomas shook his head at the recollection, while Roland said, “Then he proceeded to give me the worst beating I had since the last time my father caught me out at something.
“That’s when I got serious about fist-boxing.”
With an air of mock gravity, Tomas said, “Well, we were younger then.”
Pug refilled the cups. Moving his jaw in discomfort, he said, “Well, right now I feel about a hundred years old.”
Tomas studied them both a moment. “Seriously, what was the fight about?”
With a mixture of humor and regret, Roland said, “Our liege lord’s daughter, a girl of ineffable charm . . .”
“What’s ineffable?” Tomas asked.
Roland looked at him with intoxicated disdain “Indescribable, dolt!”
Tomas shook his head. “I don’t think the Princess is an indescribable dolt—” He ducked as Roland’s cup sailed through the space occupied by his head an instant before. Pug fell over backward laughing again.
Tomas grinned as Roland, in a display of great ceremony, fetched down another cup from the shelf. “As I was saying,” he began, filling the cup from the hogshead, “our lady, a girl of ineffable charms—if somewhat questionable judgment—has taken it into her head—for reasons only the gods may fully comprehend—to favor our young magician here with her attentions. Why—when she could spend time with me—I can’t imagine.” He paused to belch. “In any event, we were discussing the proper manner in which to accept such largess.”
Tomas looked at Pug, a huge grin on his face. “You have my sympathy, Pug You most certainly have your hands full.”
Pug felt himself flush. Then with a wicked leer, he said, “Do I? And what about a certain young apprentice soldier, well-known hereabouts, who has been seen sneaking into the larder with a certain kitchen girl?” He leaned back and with a look of mock concern etched upon his face added, “I’d hate to think what would happen to him should Neala find out . . .”
Tomas’s mouth fell open. “You wouldn’t . . . you couldn’t!”
Roland lay back, holding his sides. “Never have I seen such a fair impersonation of a freshly landed fish!” He sat up, crossed his eyes, and opened and shut his mouth rapidly. All three degenerated into helpless mirth again.
Another round was poured, and Roland held up his cup. “Gentlemen, a toast!”
Pug and Tomas held up their cups.
Roland’s voice turned serious, and he said, “No matter what differences we have had in the past, you are two fellows I gladly count friends.” He held his cup higher and said, “To friendship!”
The three drained their cups and refilled them Roland said, “Your hand upon it.”
The three boys joined hands, and Roland said, “No matter where we go, no matter how many years pass, never again shall we be without friends.”
Pug was stuck by the sudden solemnity of the pledge and said, “Friends!”